Top 332 Slap Quotes & Sayings

The critics slap labels on you and then expect you to talk inside their terms.

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.

Slap some keys on her and we'll have a piano.

I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.

It's not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then.

Man has slapped nature in the face. If you slap it, it will slap you back.

In a perfect world, I don't think any man should slap anyone.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

If you were to just slap together Six of Crows' and Shadow and Bone,' it really wouldn't work.

Beijing was a huge slap in the face, and it forced me to look at myself. I have to realise that this is my life.

I think fans can tell if you just slap a skateboarder on a game - you can't fool kids.

I'll take anything and slap it on a canvas.

Being a pageant girl taught me to be polished, poised and slap on a smile.

I will never tweet out anything that Twitter has to slap a warning on like a pack of cigarettes.

The day I get too big for myself, my mum will slap me down!

Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick.

I get so annoyed by famous people who have not actually written the books they slap their names on.

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

A slap in the face is more effective than ten lectures. It makes you understand very quickly.

I used to slap my hip to keep a beat.

Cancer is a cosmic slap in the face. You either get discouraged or ennobled by it.

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar.

It's fun to slap people around.

I'm sorry, to boycott the Academy Awards is a slap in Chris Rock's face. To host is such a prestigious honor. To boycott it is not the issue. I think it does a disservice to all the African Americans that have worked so hard this year that will be attending and looking at this as an opportunity of a lifetime. I think it's a slap in the face. I understand the sentiment, but I don't appreciate the tactic.

I come from Surajpur, a valley in Himachal Pradesh near Manali that is named after my great grandfather Sarju Singh Ranaut. He was a minister for 15 years…I come from a big family not in terms of money, but reputation and grew up in a protective mountain environment…My father slapped me for the first time at 15 and I told him, ‘If you slap me I will slap you back’. I felt raising your hand on anybody is inappropriate and always had a high regard for my self. My dad asked me to leave the house and I did so without a single penny in my pocket.

These my two hands / quick to slap my face / before others could slap it.

Seriously, who doesn't want to slap a 27-year-old movie star?

I'll slap anyone who tries to get fresh with me.

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

As a New Yorker, this is what you do: you confront, jab, and slap, sometimes wrongly, then smile and forget about it.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

The last time I threw a punch was in primary school, and that was probably a slap.

Just slap something on it when you see a blank canvas staring at you with a sort of imbecility.

Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.

I'm not one to wallow, but I am one to feel the sting of a slap for a while, I think.

I slap people in public, especially erring policemen. I can even challenge them to a duel. I am a gunfighter.

You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better.

Sin thrives in the dungeon, but slap it on the table for all to see, and it withers rather quickly.

We did 'Friends Like These' on BBC and 'Slap Bang' on ITV which didn't work as well.

Train your girls, if someone is touching you the wrong way, slap him.

Every award for me is important because it means a slap against militarism and fascism in Indonesia.

He needs to get a hard slap of reality in the face every once in a while. He has an arrogant side.

The film The Last Temptation of Christ, no matter what its defenders say, was a slap in the face to Christians everywhere.

Kissing's a very organic and mechanical process. It's like a slap. You slap your co-star once and it's done.

Some people are saying it's a slap in the face for me to go to a competitor, but it also was a slap in my face that they would go out and trade for Matt Williams, especially when my situation was unsure.

Something about this made Reynie uneasy. Had he done so badly? Was this meant to test his courage? He did as he was told, closing his eyes and bracing himself as best he could. "Why are you flinching?" the pencil woman asked. "I don't know. I thought maybe you were going to slap me." "Don't be ridiculous. I could slap you perfectly well with your eyes open. I'm only going to blindfold you.

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

I don't knock anyone's hustle, but I didn't want to slap my name on anything that wasn't authentic to me.

Smooth white skin invites something that will leave a trace, a kiss or a slap.

I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands.

Was true love when you wanted to slap someone and kiss him madly at the same time?

Life is often confusing and sad, and I'm a big fan of the slap and the tickle, as they say.

Creative geniuses are a slap-happy lot. Treat Them with respect.

A man who smiles when he falls gives the Devil a good slap!

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.

You know with a bully you cannot let them slap you around, because they slap you around today, they slap you five or six times tomorrow. We are not going to be bullied.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

Woman? Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man. - Daenerys Targaryen

If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory.

Snow in April is abominable," said Anne. "Like a slap in the face when you expect a kiss.