Top 1200 Slap In The Face Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

So I suppose I do not know how he really looked, and, in fact, I suppose I shall never know, now, for he was plainly an object created in the mode of fantasy. His image was already present somewhere in my head and I was seeking to discover it in actuality, looking at every face I met in case it was the right face - that is, the face which corresponded to my notion of the unseen face of the one I should love, a face created parthenogeneticallyby the rage to love which consumed me.

As a New Yorker, this is what you do: you confront, jab, and slap, sometimes wrongly, then smile and forget about it.

Sometimes we have the absolute certainty there's something inside us that's so hideous and monstrous that if we ever search it out we won't be able to stand looking at it. But it's when we're willing to come face to face with that demon that we face the angel.

A face isn't an organ, like a liver or a heart. A face is muscles, nerves, bones, and skin. A face is more like a hand or a foot.

Smooth white skin invites something that will leave a trace, a kiss or a slap.

Sin thrives in the dungeon, but slap it on the table for all to see, and it withers rather quickly.

There's plenty of rude stuff online. People say things online that they would be ashamed to say face to face. If people could treat others as though they were speaking face to face, that would be huge.

The first thing I do when I get up in the morning is wash my face with Olay Regenerist Thermal Mini-Peel Face Wash. My skin is super-dry, and this one is great for basically any skin type. As you cleanse your face, the face wash gets warmer, so it's soothing and also has some exfoliation to it.

Because the mask is your face, the face is a mask, so I'm thinking of the face as a mask because of the way I see faces is coming from an African vision of the mask which is the thing that we carry around with us, it is our presentation, it's our front, it's our face.

The largest fear in the world is to speak in public. We fear of stumbling, or public humiliation, and so we're fearing a face-to-face rejection. So, we'll say things in a text or e-mail that we would never say face-to-face. So, relationships are coming together faster and breaking apart faster, and they're a little bit more disposable.

"Face the brutes." That is a lesson for all life-face the terrible, face it boldly. Like the monkeys, the hardships of life fall back when we cease to flee before them.

I get so annoyed by famous people who have not actually written the books they slap their names on.

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me, I slap women and eat mushrooms then OD.

When I was younger and my parents used to always slap my hand if I was picking my nose or if I was running around screaming I was told to shut up.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.

If you think life is a smooth sea, you will soon be awakened from this sweet dream by the slap of a bitter wave!

The Doctor: Doctor Song, you've got that face on again. River: What face? The Doctor: The "He's hot when he's clever" face. River: This is my normal face. The Doctor: Yes it is. River: Oh, shut up. The Doctor: Not a chance.

Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.

We did 'Friends Like These' on BBC and 'Slap Bang' on ITV which didn't work as well.

I was the all-American face. You name it, honey - American Dairy Milk, Metropolitan Life insurance, McDonald's, Burger King. The Face That Didn't Matter - that's what I called my face.

He leaned up a little and watched her face. Her face would now be, forever, more mysterious and impenetrable than the face of any stranger. Strangers' faces hold no secrets because the imagination does not invest them with any. But the face of a lover is an unknown precisely because it is invested with so much of oneself. It is a mystery, containing, like all mysteries, the possibility of torment.

Life is often confusing and sad, and I'm a big fan of the slap and the tickle, as they say.

I don't knock anyone's hustle, but I didn't want to slap my name on anything that wasn't authentic to me.

You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better.

Train your girls, if someone is touching you the wrong way, slap him.

Face dance means you don't know what the hell the rest of your body was doing but your face is fierce. That's face dancing.

Was true love when you wanted to slap someone and kiss him madly at the same time?

The day I get too big for myself, my mum will slap me down!

I was kind of a slap hitter, trying to get base hits, hit line drives, stay below a certain trajectory with my ball.

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

Every award for me is important because it means a slap against militarism and fascism in Indonesia.

I've had my run in with trouble. Fortunately, you know, one slap on the hand is usually the last time for me... I learned my lesson.

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar.

I slap people in public, especially erring policemen. I can even challenge them to a duel. I am a gunfighter.

Being married to a fellow northerner helps - he's got to keep it real or his mum would soon slap him into place.

George Harrison: The day after the Blue Angel audition, John showed up to rehearsal with a long list of name suggestions, and I remember each and every one of them: the Deads-men, the Deadmen, the Undeads-men, the Undeadmen, the Rots, the Rotters, the Dirts, the Dirty Ones, the Grayboys, the Eaten Brains, the Eating Brains, the Mersey Beaters, the Mersey Beaten, the Bloodless, the Graves, the Headstones, and the Liverpools of Blood. Paul ripped off John's right arm and used it to slap John across the face, then he said, "Those're horrible, mate, just horrible, y'know.

My favorite emoji is definitely the sad face, like the 'See, I'm sorry' sad face, which I use all the time... Or the monkey face, where he's covering his eyes.

I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!

Today, the best way to communicate with someone is still face-to-face. Virtual reality has the potential to change that, to make it where VR communication is as good or better than face-to-face communications, because not only do you get all the same human cues as real-world communication, you basically suspend the laws of physics, you can do whatever you want, you can be wherever you want.

People who are overweight face discrimination. African-Americans face discrimination. Women face discrimination and sexism. So I don't have the luxury of not being tolerant of anyone.

More was revealed in a human face than a human being can bear face to face.

If you take a diamond that's raw and you put one face to it, it has that one face, and then you've gotta find another face. At the end, you're going to have this diamond that's everything you've done. I feel that's the way you should look at it because that puts you in a constant state of progress.

Just slap something on it when you see a blank canvas staring at you with a sort of imbecility.

I think fans can tell if you just slap a skateboarder on a game - you can't fool kids.

Being a pageant girl taught me to be polished, poised and slap on a smile.

I will never tweet out anything that Twitter has to slap a warning on like a pack of cigarettes.

Actually, my favourite roles have been in theatre, but on TV, my faves were Slap Maxwell and Larry Sanders.

I certainly never get above my station - my family would soon slap me back down to earth.

If you were to just slap together Six of Crows' and Shadow and Bone,' it really wouldn't work.

It happened that sometimes I kissed in mirrors the reflection of my face; since the hands, face and tears of Annalena had caressed it, my face seemed suffused to me divinely beautiful and as if suffused with heavenly sweetness.

Pictures of me where my face was swelling, I had water retention - where you have filler, your face draws up a load of water. So my face began to swell like a balloon.

Each and every one of us, at the end of the journey of life, will come face to face with either one or the other of two faces... And one of them, either the merciful face of Christ or the miserable face of Satan, will say, "Mine, mine." May we be Christ's!

Woman? Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man. - Daenerys Targaryen

As a profession, we face unlimited threats with limited resources. We face a lack of trust in some of the communities we serve. We face a whole lot of second guessing and criticism about the work we're doing and the way we're doing it.

Now and then one sees a face which has kept its smile pure and undefiled. It is a woman's face usually; often a face which has trace of great sorrow all over it, till the smile breaks. Such a smile transfigures: such a smile, if the artful but knew it, is the greatest weapon a face can have.

I now know why people break up in e-mails and text messages. Doing it face-to-face is so hard because you have to stand in front of the person and witness their reaction. Face their wrath.

I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass.

There's a Mr. Hyde for every happy Jekyll face, a dark face on the other side of the mirror. The brain behind that face never heard of razors, prayers, or the logic of the universe. You turn the mirror sideways and see your face reflected with a sinister left-hand twist, half mad and half sane.

Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me. "You think I should slap some man into him?