Top 332 Slap Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on April 21, 2025.
Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.
The fake slap invariably makes contact, adding the elements of shock and betrayal to what had previously been plain old-fashioned fear.
When I was younger and my parents used to always slap my hand if I was picking my nose or if I was running around screaming I was told to shut up.
If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me.
When I was released by the Eagles, I feel they tried to paint a picture that definitely wasn't true. It was a slap in the face, coming off one of my best seasons in the NFL.
Actually, my favourite roles have been in theatre, but on TV, my faves were Slap Maxwell and Larry Sanders.
I'm a control freak. If you're going to slap my name on something, I would like to control it.
I think it's absolutely absurd that we're playing on turf, and it's really a slap in the face to women's football by FIFA and just a show of disrespect.
there's something about Paris that gives you a mental slap all the time, and you can't just sit still and do nothing. You've got to work, to keep up with the pace, the sting in the atmosphere.
Extreme sports has changed our aesthetics because they slap cameras all over the place and we really know that they are jumping out of a plane or parachuting or whatever it is they're doing.
I hate wack niggas, I should really slap niggas.
Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me. "You think I should slap some man into him?
People look at me, and they have a certain perception, and they slap a label on me. The guy you saw in a wrestling ring is not who I am.
Death and loss, they plague you. So do memories. Like the Mississippi's incessant slap against the levees, they creep up with deceptive sweetness before grabbing your heart and pulling it under.
If I had my way, all actors over 55 would be issued a 3-lb. wet salmon with which to slap the face of every young, beautiful, successful upstart.
Braai Day is a slap in the face of our efforts to regain who we are. And should make any self respecting South African cringe.
What's so fun about doing the same thing again and again? You can only slap the handcuffs on a guy so many times.
Older women can afford to agree that femininity is a charade, a matter of colored hair, ecru lace and whalebones, the kind of slap and tat that transvestites are in love with, and no more.
I always feel that art in general and acting in particular should make the audience a little uncomfortable, to slap them and wake them up.
I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass.
If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor', I beg you to slap me.
What I wanted to do was slap him down a bit with wit and words. Grammar and vocabulary as a weapon. But what kind of world would it be if we all took every opportunity presented to us to assault the weak?
I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me, I slap women and eat mushrooms then OD.
I certainly never get above my station - my family would soon slap me back down to earth.
Sometimes you've gotta hide the medicine in the food. You can't slap somebody in the face with facts, all the time. It's too harsh.
I had a journalist slap me, and it wasn't anyone that I had ever met before. I was at the airport.
I was kind of a slap hitter, trying to get base hits, hit line drives, stay below a certain trajectory with my ball.
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.
The NCAA game, the first one that I was on, I was rated a 46 with 37 speed. It was a slap in the face. I knew deep down in my heart I was better than a 46.
Being married to a fellow northerner helps - he's got to keep it real or his mum would soon slap him into place.
I want to go up to the closest white person and say: 'You can't understand this, it's a black thing' and then slap him, just for my mental health.
You have all these song titles and song time, and you put it in a certain order, and you slap a cover on it. That's a record. That's how I've seen all my records.
Allowing illegal immigrants that are gang members and criminals with COVID to enter the U.S. and receive citizenship is a slap in the face to the American people and the rule of law.
I'm always have been in my life a big protector of women. If I see a guy slap a girl I would rip their head off; I'm very like that.
I wear mascara, eyeliner, a bit of foundation and blusher. I always think lip gloss makes you appear properly made-up. Slap it on and suddenly you look glamorous.
I've seen 'karma' slap people in the face. You have to be good to people. It really does come around.
No matter how long my day has been, I never forget to remove my make-up and slap on some intensive moisturiser before I go to bed.
I never wanted to be a slap hitter. It would hurt my pride if someone called me one. I wanted to be a guy who could do everything.
The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, "Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep!
The United Kingdom has committed the heresy of breaking the chains of the E.U. This is a signal victory for democracy. It is a slap in the face to the European system which was increasingly based on fear, blackmail, and lies.
Abandonment doesn't have the sharp but dissipating sting of a slap. It's like a punch to the gut, bruising your skin and driving the precious air from your body.
I know that. I'm having a ball. I'm not slap happy. I'm just filled up with joy and with peace and with all kinds of things that have eluded me for quite a few years. And they're back and they're thriving.
I've had my run in with trouble. Fortunately, you know, one slap on the hand is usually the last time for me... I learned my lesson.
Imagine smiling after a slap in the face. Then think of doing it twenty-four hours a day.
I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.
I'm completely in charge of my own life now. Sometimes there's no one there to slap me on the hand and say: 'Stop being so bullish and bossy,' and things like that.
Handbags, I don't at all like them because they occupy my hands. My hands always have to be ready in case I need to slap somebody.
I watch a lot of Disney films and whenever one of my little nieces is round I'll slap on 'Cinderella' or 'Hercules' and use them as an excuse to watch it.
I think I'm the only actor in the history of film who got to slap Sam Jackson on the face and butt and lived to tell about it.
'I want to touch people but if I touch them in real life they'll slap me.' That's what writing isit's a gross person getting a hug.
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.
The confusing thing is we now live in a society where it's not illegal to be an asshole, but it's illegal to slap one.
If you want to build a car, you don't slap a bunch of iron ore, some sand, a rubber tree, and a couple of cows together and call it good
I tried to nutmeg him. It never came off and he gave me a slap on the back of the head and told me to start behaving
If you think life is a smooth sea, you will soon be awakened from this sweet dream by the slap of a bitter wave!
Before you speak, my friend, remember, a spiritual man contain his anger. Angry words are like slap in de face.
A nation's not a child, for God's sake. ... It's like a wild horse you tame by breaking it. Or a fiery woman you slap till she sees sense and warms your bed.
I've got such a disgusting, wide, smug grin on my face all the time that my friends just want to slap me. I've never been so happy.
I just couldn't imagine hitting a child. But in 'The Slap' it's an extreme situation. You have to ask yourself - would you step in if a child was out of control?
