Top 151 Slapped Quotes & Sayings

What are we going to blow up?" Morgan sighed happily and slapped joss on the back. " Kid... you just said my seven favorite words.

I'm not very good at taking compliments. It's better than getting slapped in the face, I suppose.

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

Talent deserves to be honored. Hands deserve to be slapped if you do something stupid as well, but don't take it too far.

Any man can take a sucker punch, but if you get slapped, it's other repercussions to that.

If you were closer, I'd slap you," she said. "Let me help," I replied, and stepped closer. She promptly slapped me, which surprised me only a little. We glared at each other in the near dark, and then she looked away. "I'm sorry I slapped you," she said. "That's all right. I quite enjoyed it.

My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician

I've always had my wrist slapped for being myself.

As a society, when you have your mortality slapped in your face, it changes you.

It's my world, I demand my respect. Give me your girl or get slapped in your neck.

Every time we get slapped down, we can say, Thank you Mother Nature, because it means we're about to learn something important.

I started my career with a loss, getting 'slapped' by life.

Slapped her then I asked her what's my name. She said N-I-C, the president of the N-Y-C.

You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober.' I was really excited to do that scene, but I did get slapped.

My place, your place, slapped face, rat race.

What can you do if they have slapped you with a legal notice? You have to reply. For all you know, they have taken you to jail or something.

I came out singing, the doctor slapped me on the head, and I started singing.

The moment you buy into the idea that you're above anyone else, is the moment you need to be slapped in the face.

Gandhiji was educated in an English atmosphere, and if you understand the British, you can truly understand his principle of offering the other cheek when you are slapped on one.

I've never scratched, or punched, or slapped anybody in my real life.

If I ever complain about yachting around the Mediterranean with Madonna, who I just idolized as a child, I should be slapped across the face.

Hackney at certain epochs has given itself suburban airs and graces, before being slapped down and consigned once more to the dump bin of aborted ambition.

I have never slapped a boy in my life except for my brother.

Rebecca held her head high and swanned across the hallway, but as she neared the footman, she could see quite plainly that his gaze was not where it should be. She stopped dead and slapped her hands over her bosom. "Its too low, isn't it? I knew I shouldn't have listened to that maid. She might not mind her boobies hanging out for all to see, but i just can't-" Her brain suddenly caught up with her mouth. She removed her hands from her bosom and slapped them over her awful, awful, awful mouth.

To be slapped with a shoe is a dirty insult in the Muslim world.

I've never felt my gender was an obstacle. There have of course been moments in my career when it has slapped me in the face but the reason I felt it slapped me in the face was because it wasn't something that I had contemplated before.

People ought to be slapped up side of the head, not always get what they expect. That's why sometimes the bad guy gets away.

Mom flipped through the magazines like the pages needed to be slapped.

Actually, I was a little rejected at first. I kind of got slapped down.

Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.” “Maybe you should have it gold-plated.” “Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.

One has to live with the ignominy of a garish sticker slapped over one's face, proclaiming '?

Well, I did go to Irish dancing lessons as a kid, but I was slapped and never went again.

I was slapped down to the ground when my son Wade died in 1996, in April of 1996.

Really great products, like @nest, have #design baked in from the beginning instead of slapped on at the end.

Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.

A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist.

I just elbowed the pretty blonde he'd been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. "As soon as I saw you", I purred, "I knew I wouldn't be needing these"!

Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna.

If I'd had more time or been a better writer, I would have tried to put the same ideas and experiences into a novel. But I didn't so I slapped it up on the Web.

I ground matter to find the continuous line. And when I realized I could not find it, I stopped, as if an unseen someone had slapped my hands.

Getting slapped in the face with a plastic arm to wake up is not as painful as it might look - probably more humiliating than painful really.

Being born was the worse and the first mistake I ever made. The doctor didn't spank me, he just slapped me in the face.

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.

You can lull the paying customers as long as they get slapped.

Usually, the things that are quickly slapped together become the big hits, rather than the ones you would painstakingly deliberate on.

Man has slapped nature in the face. If you slap it, it will slap you back.

It's part of my job. You can't play Veronica Guerin sounding like this. It just wouldn't wash. But what I find fascinating about doing an accent - unless it's a farce - is that it's not slapped on.

I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

I'm a very aggressive person. I have slapped people when they have tried to grab me or my friends. I have reported people to the cops.

That's the kinda dude I was lookin fo & yes you'll get slapped if you lookin hoe

It was funny to hear that I'd slapped Bieber. I thought it was a joke. Then it blew up. I probably got 50 texts about it.

How can someone who has never been slapped in the face talk about the greatest fighter of all times?

I got my hand slapped for talking about fighter pay. That was a big one. I had Dana White yell at me in front of, like, 20 other fighters.

Once I slapped a rapper with mace, Then I spit acid in his face, after he rinsed his eyes, no wait... I actually grew five times my size, grabbed Ma$e by the thigh and slapped a rapper with him.

There's no way I can be tossed around like a bottle slapped here and there on the waves.

Brad [Pitt], poor geezer, was blown up, thrown around, burned, slapped, frozen. But never a moan or a whine. Now that's what I call a real star.

It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something!

One night, I knocked out Mr. T, kicked Cyndi Lauper, chased Dick Clark back to his locker room, and slapped Little Richard.