Top 1200 Smart Aleck Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I like the Baldwin boys a great deal. Alec is super-smart, super-articulate, almost too smart to be an actor.

And my daughter's too smart. She gets it watching TV. She gets it. She's five. She gets it. I... I have a smart kid; I don't want a smart kid. I'm gonna start feedin' her lead paint chips just to bring her down.

M: Is he smart I: She yes very smart sees right through me M: In my day we valued blindness rather more

I'm a smart guy, I like to think of myself as a smart guy, but sometimes I go out there and do a lot of dumb stuff.

'Human Target' was probably one of the best projects I ever worked on - that and 'Dr.Thirteen.' I just appreciated how smart Peter Milligan's writing is. It was smart and entertaining.

I'm not under too much of an illusion of how smart or un-smart I am because filmmaking ultimately is about teamwork.

Being smart can make happiness elusive. Being REALLY smart can help you find it in more places than most.

I just take credit for being smart enough to find a guy as smart as Benett [Miller] to tell the story [of "Moneyball"].

Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they're smart that amazes me. It's baffling whenever you find someone who's smart - incredible. Soon you'll have zoos for such things.

I've been fortunate to work with some really smart people. Larry Page is an extremely smart guy, most probably one of the smartest people I've worked with.

Men are strong, women are smart, but no matter how smart, their bellies are always there to betray women and that's their downfall.

Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are.

I've always said that you were too smart to have a profession. Smart people are hopeless in the face of anything actual. They are terrible cooks. They cannot dress themselves. They are children who need guidance and protecting.

There's something I find highly embarrassing about it. As soon as I think I've written something smart, the next day I've got nausea, thinking, "Don't even try to be smart, it's absurd."

Raptors are smart. Very smart. Believe me, all the problems we have so far are nothing compared with what we'd have if the raptors ever got out of their holding pen.

You may be smart, but I've been smart longer.

Oh, Mama was a smart woman. It takes a smart woman to fall in love with a good man.

What is this?' 'A Smart Car' It looked like an SUV took a dump and out came the Smart Car

One of the most stupid things to do is to pretend you are smart. When you pretend to be smart, you are at the height of stupidity.

When smart people are nice, it's always terrifying, because I know they're taking in everything and thinking all kinds of smart and potentially judgmental things.

Train smart at all times and do your best to avoid injury. Training smart is more important than training hard.

The fact is, when people choose to be brave instead of smart, their courage is generally so threatening to those who are smart rather than brave that they end up being maligned, not congratulated. This is what the Bible says we can expect.

My mom always said, 'Marry someone smarter than yourself, Katee, because No. 1, you're not that smart. And No. 2, then you'll have smart babies.'

I'm smart enough to know to work with smart people.

Be smart, fight smart and stick to the game plan.

Don't be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through.

We're trying to teach artists that if you're smart enough to develop the material, then you're smart enough to market and promote the album too.

It's easy to be smart when you are parodying smart people.

Let's just be smart this time. I'm looking for smart.

I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

The message for the smart investor is to watch out. Do not get carried away with news reports and turn smart by pooling information with like-minded investors.

Today's clunky smart glasses will be replaced by smart contact lenses. We'll command them by voice, blinking, or even thinking, to interact visually in 3-D with the Internet.

I'm smart cause I'm Korean, I'm not so smart cause I'm from the south. They cancel each other out, so I'm even.

Growing up in Texas, you were either pretty or smart. Smart didn't get you very far, because there weren't too many job opportunities for women. I wondered why you couldn't be both.

If you're beautiful, you're led to believe that you can't also be smart. But you can be fun and fit and social and be really smart. And the smarter you are, the more capable you'll be to handle whatever challenges come up in life.

You can be plain and smart, or pretty and smart. You can even be plain and dumb! You just have to be yourself.

As I have often said, I would rather be lucky than smart! But it is even better to be lucky and super smart!

Truly smart people and truly smart dressers share one thing in common: They make it look easy.

People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around and leave.

He (God) is not looking for smart people, because He is the smart one. All he wants are people simple enough to trust him.

... while the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get in office every two or three times a century and take it away from 'em.

I don't like being called 'macho.' Macho basically means stupid and a real Italian man is not macho, he's smart. That's smart in both senses: elegant and clever.

If you're smart enough to go to college, you should be smart and creative enough to pay for it.

In the digital world, content has the tendency to lose value, especially on smart devices. We finally found solutions to the problem. We will not merely port games developed for our dedicated systems to smart devices just as they are - we will develop brand new software which perfectly matches the play style and control mechanisms of smart devices.

I like smart movies about smart people, and enjoy it when most of the facts are on the table and we can contemplate them together.

Maybe he's not college-smart, but he's smart in a way they can't teach.

At school, nobody thought I was smart and I became smart. Nobody wanted to be my friend and then I had lots of friends.

People think I'm smart because Flickr was successful. I'm lucky. Maybe I'm smart, too. But, I'm lucky.

Do not be intimidated by a smart person. It is easier to debate a smart person than to argue with an idiot.

I had lunch the other day with my niece, Emma, and she said, 'You're so smart, Aunt Julia.' And I wanted to say, 'I'm not smart - I'm 41! You're 17!'

If smart people are parodying it, that's a sure sign that some less smart people are believing it.

The truth is that the celebrities that transitioned into being business moguls or launching a brand have to be very smart, or at least be advised by very smart people.

My background really comes from geekdom and the idea of building a smart machine. If we're going to build a smart machine, let's have it read good books.

When I started it [non for profit], I thought, I'm not smart enough to do this. I had no experience in management, no experience in administration, no experience in nonprofit; but then this phrase came into my head: I only have to be smart enough to find people who are smarter than me; I only have to be smart enough to recognize who knows more than me.

Charlie and I decided long ago that in an investment lifetime, it's too hard to make hundreds of smart decisions. That judgment became ever more compelling as Berkshire's capital mushroomed and the universe of investments that could significantly affect our results shrank dramatically. Therefore, we adopted a strategy that required our being smart and not too smart at that, only a very few times. Indeed, we now settle for one good idea a year.

As good and as smart as you may be, no one knows everything. I truly wish I was as smart as I thought I was when I started my first company.

Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb and lazy ones I give mundane duties. The smart ambitious ones I put on my staff. The smart and lazy ones I make my commanders.

Growing up in Texas, you were either pretty or smart. Smart didnt get you very far, because there werent too many job opportunities for women. I wondered why you couldnt be both.

Our view is that Quark can make almost everything smart. We'll show you some things that you would never have thought could become smart and communicate.

The female love interest is boring to me. A female that's interesting, smart, funny - that's what I'm drawn to. I wouldn't say that every character has to be smart, but she has to have one trait I can relate to.