Top 1200 Smart Ass Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I'm not under too much of an illusion of how smart or un-smart I am because filmmaking ultimately is about teamwork.

Let's face it, most of us are not half as smart as we may sometimes think we are-- and for intellectuals, not one-tenth as smart.

They're smart in Orange County. Smart and rich - just how I like 'em.

There is such thing as a 'smart bomb' - bombs are smart these days, you know.

I was always really smart in school. My whole family is smart. We have 'Jeopardy' challenges and have Scrabble tournaments.

You know, before when (the police went) to work, they used to be like, 'I'm gonna kick somebody's ass today and so I hope I can catch somebody in a bad situation or breaking the law, because I'm gonna beat someone's ass in a big way, I think that attitude has changed.

Smart drafting is a wonderful thing. A smart free-agent signing is a wonderful thing. Smart trades are a wonderful thing, and that's a function of management.

I'm tall and smart. If you're aggressive and energetic it can be intimidating for people who aren't very smart themselves.

I just take credit for being smart enough to find a guy as smart as Benett [Miller] to tell the story [of "Moneyball"].

My mom always said, 'Marry someone smarter than yourself, Katee, because No. 1, you're not that smart. And No. 2, then you'll have smart babies.'

Don't be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through.

Smart property might be created by embedding smart contracts in physical objects.

Maybe he's not college-smart, but he's smart in a way they can't teach.

It's easy to be smart when you are parodying smart people.

M: Is he smart I: She yes very smart sees right through me M: In my day we valued blindness rather more

CM has always stood for one thing: Chicago Made. Chick Magnet? That's preposterous. Girls don't like me. I was born and raised in Chicago. The city made me. Punk is just because I've always been a smart-mouthed, wise-ass punk. I still am. I was the guy, if a bunch of football players were messing with one of my friends, I'd walk over there and spit in their face.

I'm smart enough to know to work with smart people.

Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are.

The message for the smart investor is to watch out. Do not get carried away with news reports and turn smart by pooling information with like-minded investors.

I think the best fighters are the smart guys. They do what they are good at. They're smart about what they do.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

And my daughter's too smart. She gets it watching TV. She gets it. She's five. She gets it. I... I have a smart kid; I don't want a smart kid. I'm gonna start feedin' her lead paint chips just to bring her down.

The thing about comedians is, we're generally pretty smart. So, if we can be smart and funny, that is the victory.

Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows exactly why that is; you've got a three foot nose you turn it sideways and stick it straight up Vince's ass!

I listen to a lot of different kind of music. A lot of weird-ass music, like weird-ass, old Portishead.

If you have time to be with a dog, and the dog is smart, you come to understand the dog, and the dog understands you. They're not hard to train. But they have to be smart, and you have to spend time with them. It's like coaching. I was a better coach when I had smart players.

I was very invested in being smart and thought to be smart was more important than accomplishing anything in life.

I want everybody to be smart. As smart as they can be. A world of ignorant people is too dangerous to live in.

When you have somebody that's smart and you're not so smart, to me that's modern day slavery because you're being dictated to.

'Human Target' was probably one of the best projects I ever worked on - that and 'Dr.Thirteen.' I just appreciated how smart Peter Milligan's writing is. It was smart and entertaining.

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.

You know something,Jacob, I'd hate to be as smart as Jonh. I mean he was really, really smart, and to be that smart means you know all the answers, and when you know all the answers there's no room for dreaming.

Be smart, fight smart and stick to the game plan.

But Steven Bochco was smart; he knew that viewers were smart.

I don't want to be smart, because being smart makes you depressed.

Our view is that Quark can make almost everything smart. We'll show you some things that you would never have thought could become smart and communicate.

As good and as smart as you may be, no one knows everything. I truly wish I was as smart as I thought I was when I started my first company.

Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons.

The culture war in America can best be described by the battle between workin' hard, playin' hard s - tkickers that bust our ass to make America strong by earning our own way and kickin' maximum ass versus soulless weaklings who have been brainwashed into thinking they are entitled to a free ride.

In the digital world, content has the tendency to lose value, especially on smart devices. We finally found solutions to the problem. We will not merely port games developed for our dedicated systems to smart devices just as they are - we will develop brand new software which perfectly matches the play style and control mechanisms of smart devices.

Let's just be smart this time. I'm looking for smart.

Here I was going to work with Pacino thinking, "I'm not going to get lucky twice. There's no way. This guy is going to hand me my ass." He looks like the kind of guy who's going to hand you your ass. It's Al Pacino.

If they [at the audition] don't like the way you sound they won't buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.

Some [actors] are really a pain in the ass today. I held out on getting an assistant forever because I didn't want to seem demanding... or like a pain in the ass. I didn't want someone working for me to hate me.

When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like... FIRE! Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.

There are a lot of smart creatures out there. Dolphins, elephants, and whales are smart. And there are some really smart birds. I know some really intelligent fish. But they cannot know what humans know and are incapable of inflicting as much damage.

I might not be very smart, but I surround myself with smart people.

There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what ridicule has brought him to. Instead of feeling complimented when we are called an ass, we are left in doubt.

Everyone has ideas. The first step is to learn more about your industry than anyone in the world. Otherwise there is a good chance that the lady that knows it better than you is going to kick your ass. Then you just have to go for it. No excuses. Just work your ass off.

Otherwise you have to repeat a lot when you're filming. And I've seen the film and it's in a border town in Mexico close to the border with the United States, so of course you have a lot of traffic and noise and dogs barking right nearby, and for that you have to repeat a lot and Robert Rodriguez didn't do that. Smart, smart, smart, you better have smarts also.

When smart people are nice, it's always terrifying, because I know they're taking in everything and thinking all kinds of smart and potentially judgmental things.

I like smart movies about smart people, and enjoy it when most of the facts are on the table and we can contemplate them together.

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.

Cynicism makes you feel smart, I know it, even when you aren't smart.

I had lunch the other day with my niece, Emma, and she said, 'You're so smart, Aunt Julia.' And I wanted to say, 'I'm not smart - I'm 41! You're 17!'

THE ONLY GOOD THING IS MY FANS LIKE ME AND COME TO SEE ME AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. EVERYBODY ELSE CAN KISS MY ASS. IF THEY DONT LIKE MY POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS THEN THEY CAN KEEP THEIR UPTIGHT P C ASS AWAY FROM MY SHOW. ITS THAT EASY.

I'm not that smart, but I'm smart enough to know that if Usher wants to help you, you let him.

You may be smart, but I've been smart longer.

They say somebody's 'street smart.' I feel like, if I got intelligence, it's just a country smart.

Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb and lazy ones I give mundane duties. The smart ambitious ones I put on my staff. The smart and lazy ones I make my commanders.