Top 273 Smoked Quotes & Sayings

None of my friends smoke. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.

I don't know, I never smoked AstroTurf.

The risk of developing carcinoma of the lung increases steadily as the amount smoked increases. If the risk among non-smokers is taken as unity and the resulting ratios in the three age groups in which a large number of patients were interviewed (ages 45 to 74) are averaged, the relative risks become 6, 19, 26, 49, and 65 when the number of cigarettes smoked a day are 3, 10, 20, 35, and, say, 60-that is, the mid-points of each smoking group. In other words, on the admittedly speculative assumptions we have made, the risk seems to vary in approximately simple proportion with the amount smoked.

The most I've smoked in a day was over an ounce, in Germany.

I haven't smoked marijuana since I was at NYU.

I smoked my first cigar in 1991, when we won the championship. Up to that point, I had never smoked a cigar, never smoked anything.

Admitted to Playboy in 1993 that he smoked marijuana twice.

My first joint I smoked onstage in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. I smoked my first joint live.

I used to do my dad smoked, he drank, we finally had to kill him.

I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.

If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.

As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice, not very different from the cigarettes that I smoked as a young person up through a big chunk of my adult life. I don't think it is more dangerous than alcohol.

Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.

I smoked, I drank, I did all the kicking my heels up type things, but I went to Mass on Sunday.

If I had not smoked I should have been dead ten years ago.

...the elephant smoked too much.

I could deal with this [Pokemon] if I smoked a couple of grams of blacktar heroin.

I may have smoked too much weed, but I wasn't taking drugs or anything.

If you're not on your 'A' game in our workouts every day, you're going to get absolutely smoked.

I could've enjoyed a cigarette if I smoked back before everyone knew it was bad - say, like, 1923. Everybody smoked back then. There was no medical information against it; they had no idea - it was a paradise. It was a smoker's paradise: 'They're taking my lung out next week. I don't know why. Doctor thinks maybe I'm brushing my teeth too often, but I can't help it because, for some reason, my breath smells like I licked a monkey's ass.

I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine

Audiences don't need to be patronized by being shown in period things how much people smoked.

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!

Gentile smoked salmon is all... muscular and smells of smoke. It's not very fatty. They don't understand - smoked salmon should be almost spreadable! So you give them the real stuff and they can't believe how delicious it is.

Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon.

No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street

This is one night I wish I smoked and drank.

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)

You remind me of a smoked cigarette.

A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.

I smoked some pot as a kid, but I just never did drugs.

I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.

I never actually smoked with any of the presidents.

I smoked pot when I was a teenager because other kids were doing it, but I didn't enjoy it that much.

No man likes to be smoked out of his hole in February.

Leadership is the cigarette that's smoked once the change has been consummated.

John smoked his French Gauloises and drank lots of strong coffee.

A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one.

I have always been extremely health conscious and I have never smoked and don't encourage the habit of smoking.

Scamorza, an Italian curd cheese often labelled 'smoked mozzarella,' melts fantastically well.

When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment. Certainly not if you don't object if I'm sick.

I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years.

I saw John Garfield smoke. He was my idol, so I smoked. I even smoked like him.

I smoked 20 cigarettes to get that sound because I'd read that John Lennon smoked a load of cigarettes on "Twist and Shout".

I smoked for many years like a total idiot.

I smoked with a lot of college students... Most of em wasn't graduatin, and they knew it.

I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.

We smoked a lot of cloves.

To me, every person who smoked was voluntarily killing themselves, and doing it quite openly.

When you consider America, there are hundreds of millions of people who have smoked marijuana illegally.

I smoked some weed, and that's how I finished 'Izzo.'

I drank, smoked and did drugs to get where I'm at.

Wrapped in a police blanket, I watched the rain and smoked one black cigarette after another.

Most smoked salts are made with liquid smoke, which is a condensate, but really, really good smoked salt is literally smoked.

I was pretty young. I guess I was in high school, so I was probably 13 years old. It was crazy. I remember it very vividly. I remember - it was actually kind of horrifying, because one of my friends - we smoked out of a bong, and one of my friends - this was so stupid - he didn't want to bring - it was after school on a Friday, and he didn't - we smoked weed in this park called the Ravine that was across the street from my high school.

God just kept me on the right path. I never smoked, drank, none of that.

I smoked pot in college and in the Army.

Smoked salmon is for dinner. Belly lox is for breakfast. Don't get that mixed up.