Top 441 Smokin Weed Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I was diagnosed with paranoia for fear of never smoking weed again.

When I'm performing for the people, I am me, then. I am that little girl who, when she was five years old, used to sing at church. Or I'm that 15-year-old young lady who wanted to be grown and wanted to sing and couldn't wait to be smokin' a cigarette, you know?

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.

All I want to do is yoga and hike, and smoke weed. It's funny.

Slavery is a weed that grows on every soil.

Smoke weed every day.

?f course you can only write comedy when you're smoking weed.

Anger is a weed; hate is a tree

I don't know too many kids who ask to weed the garden.

What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.

Neither do thou lust after that tawny weed tobacco.

Invention is a flower, innovation is a weed.

Long as me and my team in here, There's gon' be some weed in the air!

Hoping they bury me with ammunition, weed, and shells. Just in case.

They whom truth and wisdom lead, can gather honey from a weed.

To win the secret of a weed's plain heart.

I can't work without a Good L.A. weed. That's the thing you miss the most.

The desert weed lives on, but the flower of spring blooms and wilts.

I actually don't smoke weed, but I've played a lot of stoners - especially with Seth Rogen.

Competition is a tough weed, not a delicate flower.

Music and weed go well together, obviously.

A lot of the flowers I like are weeds. Oh, and dandelions, but they're a weed, too.

I do a lot of smiling. Friends. Weed.

A weed is a plant we've found no use for yet.

For Zen students, a weed is a treasure.

Be honest, be nice, be a flower not a weed.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.

[Slavery] is a weed that grows in every soil.

When people will not weed their own minds, they are apt to be overrun by nettles.

I hear the weed is really strong in California.

I smoked some weed, and that's how I finished 'Izzo.'

Plant the seeds of your dreams and weed all the objections out.

I rarely drink from the bottle, but I'll smoke a little weed.

The only difference between a flower and a weed is judgement.

It was like an exponential weed. And people treated me as if I was an established musician. I wasn't.

If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.

I shall be dumped where the weed decays, And the rest is rust and stardust

You kind of need to weed through who is wanting to be a true friend.

The caterpillars of the commonwealth, Which I have sworn to weed and pluck away.

I didn't spend money on nothin'. Besides my daughter, bucket hats, and weed.

I think I try to do a lot of things to weed out casual fans.

I may have smoked too much weed, but I wasn't taking drugs or anything.

Hops are a wicked and pernicious weed.

An ill weed grows apace.

Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.

Every weed's fate is to bow in front of the wind!

I'm rockin' PJ's and no shirt. I smoke weed, eat yogurt

I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.

Proceed to not smoke weed around the seed.

I experimented with weed, Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half.

A weed is a plant that is not only in the wrong place, but intends to stay.

I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that.

Science grows like a weed every year.

Weed your better judgments of all opinion that grows rank in them.

A weed is a plant out of place.

A weed is a plant whose virtue is not yet known.

If I'm going to be totally honest, I don't think that smoking weed is that big a deal.

People who spend a great deal of time in their gardens attest to the natural mindfulness that gardening requires. What could be more naturally mindful than weeding? It requires a great deal of sustained attention. Weeds need to be taken up with care: Pull too hard, and the weed breaks in your fingers, leaving the root to grow and spread. Different weeds need different techniques and, sometimes, tools. When we weed our gardens, we have to pay attention to where and how we walk and bend. Move too far in one direction or another, and we'll squash growing things.

The mouth can be better engaged than with a cylinder of rank weed.