Top 16 Snooki Quotes & Sayings

Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who'll settle for a rough draft written on a Pop-Tart and a coconut lotion handie.

During the process of writing the book, I had this experience that was telling for me. I got it and the basic idea and got the plots and everything, but I wasn't sure who the audience was. I exist in this other world - in the book publishing and magazine world of people who would make fun of this project. We were driving home after two weeks in Maine, and we stopped in a gas station in Massachusetts and saw that Snooki had just been arrested. It was a surreal moment. My last few weeks were spent trying to get in this person's head, and there she was in on the cover of the New York Post .

One of the jobs of a writer is to add nuance and ambiguity to that straight line that people often draw to very specific kinds of heroism. Most of us don't get to be Snooki. For most of us heroism has to be in our everyday lives.

Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar.

Snooki is famous for absolutely nothing.

I like to watch MTV for escapist pleasure, but when I saw Snooki, I saw my twin. I couldn't lose myself in the show anymore because there I was.

I think you see more of like, the party side of me, which I call Snooki, it's kind of my alter ego.

I live for Snooki. She's so cute. I love her so much.

Snooki is going to be a fun parent.

The idea of some kind of objectively constant, universal literary value is seductive. It feels real. It feels like a stone cold fact that In Search of Lost Time, by Marcel Proust, is better than A Shore Thing, by Snooki. And it may be; Snooki definitely has more one-star reviews on Amazon. But if literary value is real, no one seems to be able to locate it or define it very well. We're increasingly adrift in a grey void of aesthetic relativism.

My parents are more likely to know who Franz Liszt is than Snooki.

I would love to fight Snooki in the ring. Bring it on.

Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed with 'Jersey Shore.' People don't give them enough credit for how entertaining they are.

I love Snooki. She's a pickle sucker!

My fear is that, had I stayed in Jersey, I would have become Snooki because I'm just a bottle of hair dye away.

Snooki and Honey Boo Boo. These are big celebrities in the U.S. You want to throw up.