Top 111 Sock Quotes & Sayings

I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. If it's a sock puppet, if it's a stool, I'll do it.

You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Carmen sat up when she heard a familiar trill from her computer. It was an instant message from Bee. Beezy3: Packing. Do you have my purple sock with the heart on the ankle? Carmabelle: No. Like I'd wear your socks. Carmen looked from her computer screen down to her feet. To her dismay, her socks were two faintly different shades of purple. She rotated her foot to get a view of her anklebone. Carmabelle: Ahem. Might possibly have sock.

Telephone operators recognize my voice before I give my name, and say, 'Sock it to Kilpatrick.'

As usual, the sock yarns have no idea what is going on.

One weird thing about me: I come home from practice or a game or whatever, and somehow my left sock always seems to get off my foot, and I end up walking around with one sock on.

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

It is a peculiarity of knitters that they chronically underestimate the amount of time it takes to knit something. Birthday on Saturday? No problem. Socks are small. Never mind that the average sock knit out of sock-weight yarn contains about 17,000 stitches. Never mind that you need two of them. (That's 34,000 stitches, for anybody keeping track.) Socks are only physically small. By stitch count, they are immense.

After all, there's only one aswer to be made to the young fellow who is asking constantly for advice as to how to hit. The answer is: "Pick out a good one and sock it!

It was a good moment, the kind you would like to press between the pages of a book, or hide in your sock drawer, so you could touch it again.

I still have a Lydia Ko-signed golf ball in my sock drawer that I'll keep for a while.

Nothing feels as awful as pouring your heart out to some talk therapist, then realizing this so-called professional is actually vastly stupid and you've just professed your most secret secrets to some goon who's wearing one brown sock and one blue sock.

If you're too happy about anything, fate usually gives you a good sock in the jaw and knocks you down.

I'm not a sock-em, rock-em type of guy.

are you saying that the feeling of searching for a missing sock is like searching for love ?

No one wants to see a boring tube sock.

I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face

When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock. So I stopped wearing socks.

We did just leave an insane asylum,” Hi agreed. “For all we know, Chance spend his nights dancing naked with sock puppets, plotting to invade Canada.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Who doesn't love a statement sock? I mean, we won't go in to details, but your underwear has to be bright, too.

EC3 began as a spoiled brat, and I felt it was important for the fans to be able to relate to the character - not as themselves but as someone they may have encountered in their lives and really just want to sock square in the face.

One fan asked me to sign their sock. That was crazy. They just took off their shoe and handed me their sock and asked if I'd sign it.

She spoke under her breath to Nick. "Is there a reason he's only wearing one sock?" "He puked on his foot." "Oh." She turned back to Huxley. "Can we get you another sock? Maybe a blanket or something?

When you're on a sleeper at night, take your pocketbook and put it in a sock under your pillow. That way, the next morning you won't forget your pocketbook cause you'll be looking for your sock.

I like a colorful sock. I'm a sock man.

I would say there's about 10 people who know that, that my car was called 'Old Sock.'

There really aren't too many sock companies.

Oakmont possesses all the charm of a sock to the head.

I was in the Chilli Peppers at the time and I asked myself, would I be able to wear a sock on my genitals at the age of forty and they proved me wrong because I guess they're still doing it.

I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years.

I get asked a lot about the Rock N' Sock Connection.

I used to sock hop to 'Crocodile Rock' and stare at those platform boots on the album cover.

August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock.

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.

I used to be teased for the way I wore my hair at school. I used to do things like wear a different-colored sock on each leg.

Only let's cut out the transcendental twaddle when the whole thing is as plain as a sock on the jaw.

I didn't need to be rescued." "Sorry, but my sword outranks your…" she glanced at my hand, "sock puppet.

I saw these new kinds of stores: the Body Shop, the Sock Shop, and I thought to myself, 'I can do that.'

The ground has on its clothes. The trees poke out of sheets and each branch wears the sock of God.

Every old sock meets an old shoe

Knitting is very conducive to thought. It is nice to knit a while, put down the needles, write a while, then take up the sock again.

Under a Labour government, there's virtually nowhere you can put your savings where they would be safe from the state. ... If you put money in a sock they'd probably nationalize socks.

Guys back in the day, we didn't have wallets. I never kept my money in my pocket; my money always went in my sock. My key my mom gave me, I put it in my sock - whatever it was.

What would happen if our clothes were Internet-enabled? Can you imagine if you lost a sock? You could send out a search, and sock No. 3117 would respond that it's under the couch in the living room.

If I could take you back in time to the fifties and walk you around to some of the places where I grew up, you'd be trying to get back in your time machine. It wasn't all sock hops - matter of fact, I never saw a sock hop.

I am working on a dress sock line of funky, colorful, cool designs.

Could the garment and appliance industries be in cahoots together, creating an artificial sock demand to keep us buying?

The media is constantly redefining what luxury is. Luxury can be a dirty sock if dressed up in the right way.

I am a fan of a bright sock. They're bold.

The term 'Sock it to me!' was a big, big thing in our neighborhood - all the kids were saying it.

But after several hours, I go anyway, walking in silent sock feet, so as not to awaken the ghosts.

I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT

We risk life and limb and my princely good looks for a spoonful of sweet sock?

To choose one sock from each of infinitely many pairs of socks requires the Axiom of Choice, but for shoes the Axiom is not needed.

[If] you are ready enough to pull my knitting to pieces, but provide none of your own, the only sock is a sock in the jaw!

I'm a sock guy.

Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in the long run.

It is not an easy thing to put on a wet sock.

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.