Top 216 Sofa Quotes & Sayings

I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.

I can feel infinitely alive curled up on the sofa reading a book.

Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa?

Good grief. You two look like Village of the Sofa Damned. (Cassandra)

I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.

The sofa is a really important investment for anybody, and I don't mean financially. You need to find a really great sofa that can transition with you, and you can build from there.

Most evenings I'll light a few candles, get snuggled on the sofa, and read a magazine.

To have a 9-foot sofa in a small room can be kind of treacherous.

We come from a very humble background. A lot of my paycheck from 'Skins' went to paying the bills and getting us a new sofa.

What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?...Was ever anything so civil?

I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.

The hardest distance is always from the sofa to the front door

Only picture to yourself a nice soft wife on a sofa with good fire, & books & music.

I prefer watching movies on the sofa rather than sitting next to Bob Geldof at a premiere and wanting to kill yourself.

If I started being braggy, my family would be like, 'Shut up, Maisie! Who cares? Get off the sofa.'

Landon Loucas Maxfield was asleep on his sofa. With me.

I am a massive fan of tele. When I have an evening off I just crash in front of the sofa and binge. I love it.

Necessity invented stools, Convenience next suggested elbow-chairs, And luxury the accomplish'd Sofa last.

Like a domestic cat, purring on the sofa by day, but by night, a strutting queen, a natural killer, disdainful of her other life.

I didn't want to be the aunt where you come over and can't sit on the sofa.

I am a long-time hide-behind-the-sofa-in-the-early-Doctor Who-in-the-1960s fan.

I love you,' Rachael said. 'If I entered a room and found a sofa covered with your hide I'd score very high on the Voigt-Kampff test.

The sofa is the enemy of productivity.

If you have 8-foot ceilings, you'll want a low sofa, which gives the impression that the ceiling is taller than it is. In a room with a high ceiling, you want a high-back sofa to be a weighty presence that can hold up to the room.

I would look at the first chapter of any new novel as a final test of its merits. If there was a murdered man under the sofa in the first chapter, I read the story. If there was no murdered man under the sofa in the first chapter, I dismissed the story as tea-table twaddle, which it often really was.

It's cool. One of the dudes who I made my album with who I'm a very good friend of for quite a while, I lived on his sofa for a while. And he's a professional guitar player, and he played for One Direction. And so I'd wake up on a sofa sometimes with Harry from One Direction on the other sofa, and I'd kind of be like 'you alright?'

Of all our sunny world, i wish only for a garden sofa where a cat is sunning itself

People like their handbag more than their sofa, and I hate it.

it is a shocking trick for a young person to be always lolling upon a sofa.

Their house had real hardcover books in it, and you often saw them lying open on the sofa, the words still warm from being read.

I write in my pajamas on my sofa surrounded by my cats. It's a bit isolating.

A lot of people have what they call 'sofa time,' but it just doesn't exist in my world.

I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?” Skulduggery asked. “I don’t think you appreciate the sacrifice that has been made for you.

I don't want everybody to see exactly where I live, what my sofa or my fireplace looks like.

I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV.

If my wife made childhood obesity her mission and I signed a law making 1/8 cup of tomato paste a vegetable, I'd be sleeping on the sofa.

That'd be walking into dangerous territory," he says, getting up from the sofa. "Luke is not a morning person.

I like riding for five or six hours, then sitting on the sofa staring at the TV. It's my normal.

Anticipating a boomerang child seems the odds-on thing to do. Think about furnishing - hello, sleeper sofa - with this in mind.

I have this one room - it has a TV, a sofa, some candles. I close the door, sit down and lose myself.

I honestly don't diet or work out regularly. I'm just always running around - you'll never catch me having a day on the sofa.

You can change the feel of your sofa by adding a thick, cozy throw and playing a couple of classic pillows off a more Moroccan-inspired one.

I get to sit at home with the dogs on the sofa, record in a closet in the office, send them off and, if I'm lucky, make a million dollars.

You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.

People have an annoying tendency to compare shoe prices with the cost of other things. They might say, 'Wow - those shoes cost as much as a sofa!' Well, this may be true, but the comparison is so silly. After all, you can't wear a sofa.

When I was a kid, there were no credit cards. Instead, retailers offered layaway plans. My mom would go to a store, such as a furniture outlet, choose the sofa she wanted, and put it on layaway. That meant she put a little money down to hold the sofa, and every payday she'd pay a little toward the purchase.

I'm not the sort of person who would want to just lie on the sofa watching TV.

And so that means..." "We have to rob the Henley," Simon said. Kat sank onto a truly uncomfortable sofa. "Again.

I don't think about tennis 24/7. I enjoy time on the lake at my Florida home and just being lazy on the sofa.

I know that there are coaches who do end up sleeping on the sofa in their office.

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you're going to be lazy.

I sit down on my sofa and I turn on 'Judge Judy.' That's my guilty pleasure. I could do a whole day of that.

So many programs you watch on the sofa, But the real program sit on top of your shoulders.

I lived in sheds, I kipped under bushes, sofa surfing - I went through the whole array of it.

My mother says my first television experience was hiding behind the sofa watching John Pertwee's 'Doctor Who.' I loved that show.

If you are on Craigslist to get a sofa, and you see one for free. You think there’s something tragically wrong with it - maybe there are bedbugs. But if you see a sofa on there for $2,500, you think ‘oh man, that sofa must be amazing’. It’s the same thing with art - you set your own value.

Ideology has shaped the very sofa on which I sit.

People think, 'Oh, I'm loving myself by sitting on this sofa for four hours.' Love yourself enough to get up!

When Peter Beardsley appears on television, daleks hide behind the sofa.

'Doctor Who' began as family television: a show that kids and their parents and grandparents can all watch, maybe even together, on the sofa.