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Last updated on December 2, 2024.
One of my favorite books [The Stand] of all time. I grew up reading it.
I was always fascinated by the stand-up comedy shows from my childhood.
I loved stand-up, but I never thought you could do it as a job.
When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.
Generally in the Little League you're up against a good pitcher who throws like hell. What does the coach say? Get a walk. Isn't that beautiful way to learn to hit? For four years you stand up there looking for a walk.
It made our hair stand up in panic fear.
I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
It's the best thing in the world to be onstage, but not when you can barely stand up.
The way before you is being prepared, so that you may stand up!
I like to think I'm quite brave. I stand up for myself.
We must stand up to anti-Semitism at home and abroad.
I always say that the stand-up world is the arena of the unwell, and it is.
Will the real Red Reaper please stand up?
Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy.
When I do any stand-up, you're the writer, director, and producer. You're alone.
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.
Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them.
A man dies when he refuses to stand up for that which is right.
It is not only all right but necessary to stand up to George Bush.
Stand up during supper and walk outdoors, and keep on walking.
I like to do stand-up for people who live real life.
I have no intention of retiring; I can't imagine not doing stand-up. That's where I started and where I'll be.
Women stand for the objective world for a man. They stand for the thing that you're not and that's what you always reach for in a song.
You dare to stand with my enemy? (Stryker) Against you, Father, I’d stand with Mickey Mouse. (Urian)
I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with a bunch of other comics and then get ready for the night.
I did stand-up for fun as I wanted to do something that was scary.
Stand-up comedy is not for the faint-hearted or the thin-skinned.
I usually have sex to my stand-up comedy album. Power move.
I think stand-up comedy is this - it's this kind of indulgence and narcissism.
A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.
I do some of my best stand-up comedy during sound checks.
Be brave and be fearless, and for God's sake, stand up for yourself.
To stand up for someone was to stitch your fate into the lining of theirs.
The hairs stand up on the back of my neck at certain music.
When you believe in something, stand up for it, even if everyone is sitting.
Cobras are magical. They can stand up on just energy alone.
I love narrative and sometimes I feel frustrated with stand-up.
Stand-up is dangerous. That's what I like. You're out there on your own.
The very first time I did stand-up, that was terrifying.
Stand-up's a lottery - you think it's funny but the audience can disagree.
My mom always taught me to stand up for what I believe in.
I don't do 'gamification,' and I'm not prepared to stand up and say, 'I think it works.'
Have the moral courage to stand firm in obeying God’s will, even if you have to stand alone.
When you stand on the victory stand, you must be able to ask yourself: 'Did I win this medal?'
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.
I'll always stand up for America's seniors so they can age with dignity.
A happiness that won't stand up to examination is less than worthless.
I started pursuing stand-up comedy in 12th grade.
You can't stand up to the night until you understand what's hiding in its shadows.
In stand-up, there's that idea that comedy comes from a dark place, but it's not a rule.
When you get to the extremes there is, sometimes, just the need where you have to stand up.
I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.
I don't have any type of sketch-comedy or stand-up background.
We have a moral responsibility to stand up to Donald Trump, and that's what we're going to do.
I charge my wealthy clients a lot and put 10 per cent in a fund which I use to pay the expenses of my poorer clients. When the government gangs up on the poor schnook in the street, someone has to stand up for him.
You can stand me up at the gates of hell, but I won't back down.
I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.
When you grow up on an island, what matters is how you stand to the sea.
If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience.
