Top 1200 Stand Up Comedian Quotes & Sayings - Page 18
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Last updated on December 2, 2024.
When I meet people after stand-up shows, they'll bring their cars.
The greatest thing about stand-up is that it is the opposite of making a film.
We only have one rule and that is there are no rules, so stand up and sing as much as you want to.
And if people do like me, I think it's because I'm a stand-up guy.
It's just a wild experience to have thousands of people stand up and cheer for you.
This breath, and this moment, and this life is a gift and we are all in this together. We all have countless choices every day to close down or stand up straight and open up, and take a big breath and say YES to the gift.
The life of a true, traditional stand-up is really unappealing for women.
There hasn't been an original voice in stand-up since Sam Kinison.
People who stand up against wars aren't necessarily always wrong.
Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.
My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.
I learned that you can stand up for yourself and still maintain your zen!
The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period.
When you're doing stand-up, you can comment if something fails, get a laugh from that.
My mom has always taught me to stand up for people who don't have a voice.
One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear.
Children teach us to be courageous and to stand up against injustice.
Bullying is not gonna stop, but we can at least be confident enough to stand up to it.
I started to realize that comedy is what I really wanted to do, but I didn't want to do stand-up.
Being a role model means you can stand up and fight for things.
I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up.
I did stand-up for my grandparents every day when I was, like, eight.
If the Trump White House and their allies in the media want to have this conversation about decency, I welcome them to the table to talk about it. But there's a bunch of stuff that they need to get caught up on before we get to a comedian at the White House dinner.
It is our responsibility to stand up for equality, fairness, and civil rights.
I feel like we are in a community of people who sign up for these values who try to maintain them and wherever they are not yet respected, to stand up for people's rights to enjoy them, as well. And this is worth every effort.
I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
It's much harder to have a BBC One sitcom than to have a tour of stand-up.
I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin.
One of my favorite Japanese proverbs is "Fall down 7 times, stand up 8".
I was getting up on stage and taking a bow as soon as I could stand.
If we can’t stand up to the never good enough and who do you think you are? we can’t move forward.
Before stand-up, I'm not sure I even had a point of view.
The success of any stand-up act comes out of life experience.
People didn't have the political guts to stand up against an American war.
I can't stand up in front of people. It just fills me with horror.
Nobody's strong enough to stand up under a flood of weak material.
Libraries have always been there for me. Of course I'll stand up for them!
The people stand up from the chairs when I hit good winners. I like to do that.
Stand-up is more of an organic process. An imagined dialogue with the audience.
When you're nice, you're not bullying people. But when you're kind, you stand up against the bully.
Every time I could possibly be doing stand up, I am.
I don't watch any other comedy, I don't study stand-up as an art.
To get a horse to hit a mark without a rider, to get it to stand up, to get it to rear, to get it to pick up a bucket and bring it over is amazing. It's hard work and very rewarding but can be dangerous.
The thing that stand-up does for you is that it toughens you up a bit as far as the business goes. It's hard. If a joke doesn't get a laugh, that's instant rejection. And that's mostly what this business is most of the time: a lot of rejection.
[Stand-up] might be ballsy, but I'd rather not be an actor. Actors are tools.
I stand up for what I believe in and a lot of the time that can be against people's opinion.
I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.
I always tell comics you got to hang with your stand-up.
When I was coming up, a lot of serious jazz players couldn't stand funk.
I love stand-up comics, particularly those who have embraced podcasting.
My first stand-up experience was in Tallahassee at a club called Potbelly's.
I think people are hungry for someone who will stand up on principle.
Paradigms can be asked to show their worth, an some of them do not stand up.
How strong is a faith that can't stand up to a few honest questions?
Finally, let us understand that when we stand together, we will always win. When men and women stand together for justice, we win. When black, white and Hispanic people stand together for justice, we win.
This country needs to get a backbone and stand up for its economic interest.
There seems to be a weird ceiling to being a stand-up as far as acting.
You have to be willing to stand up for what you believe in, and the rule of law is one of those things.
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
