Top 167 Stephanie Plum Quotes & Sayings

You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie

He does this on purpose," Stephanie's mother said as they sat in the car, seat belts on and ready to go. They watched him appear at the front door, shrug into his jacket, tuck in his shirt, go to step out, and then pause. "He looks like he's about to sneeze," Stephanie remarked.

My sister had been praying for me since I was born: my sister, Stephanie, my namesake. That's what she is to me; my namesake - Stephanie, Stephon. Stephanie - that's my daughter's name. I kept it in the family.

Thank you Stephanie, you’re the breast… I mean best!

Study the teachings of the pine tree, the bamboo, and the plum blossom. The pine is evergreen, firmly rooted, and venerable. The bamboo is strong, resilient, unbreakable. The plum blossom is hardy, fragrant, and elegant.

Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie

You owe me!" -Stephanie "Why do I owe you?" -Joe "I caught your no good cousin." -Stephanie "Yeah and in the process you burned down a funeral home, and damaged thousands of dollars of government property." -Joe "Well if you are going to be picky about it...." -Stephanie

The 'Stephanie Plums' are very much Jersey books. So you can't get away from attitude and objectionable language.

I typed up a long email with different band name ideas and sent it to Stephanie, and they all started with 'the'.

What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?" Helen Plum

Going to school, everybody expected you to be Stephanie Tanner. Establishing a separate entity from Stephanie after all those years, I did everything I could in the beginning to be everything but Stephanie Tanner.

What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want of courage to shake the tree?

Without bitterest cold that penetrates to the very bone, how can plum blossoms send forth their fragrance all over the world?

How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden!

He must understand that if he is the world's finest plum and someone he loves does not like plums, he has the choice of becoming a banana. But he must be warned that if he chooses to become a banana, he will be a second rate banana. But he can always be the best plum.

I can't live without my dark plum eyeliner. I use liquid because it's easier on my eyes.

When I met Christophe Waltz, I was so shy! I was like, 'Oh, hi! Um, I'm Stephanie!' He's one of my favorite actors.

Sprigs of plum by the corner of the wall Are blooming alone in the cold; If not for the subtle fragrance drifting over Who could tell this from snow on the boughs.

Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig.

Cupid makes it his sport to pull the warrior's plum.

Yeah, there was the Flora Plum thing, where I trained for about a month and I had taken a semester off for that, and two weeks prior to filming, the financing collapsed.

I had been going around to everybody saying Katherine Heigl has to be 'Stephanie Plum', and then one day, I got that phone call saying that it was Katherine.

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum

I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum

Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.

In Spain, we mainly use red plum tomatoes, but it is always fun to experiment. Try using a mix of colors or substitute green tomatoes for plum next time you make a tomato dish.

It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in front of the television. When out in the lot there arose such a clatter, they sprang from their recliners to see what was the matter. Away to the window they flew like a flash, tore open the blinds and threw up the sash. And what to their wondering eyes should appear, but Stephanie Plum and yet another of her cars burning front to rear.

When the old plum tree blooms, the entire world blooms.

Everybody in Washington wants one of these jobs studies this book. It`s called the Plum Book because the people in Washington turn the pages looking for the plum that they want, the job that they want.

I really don't care if Stephanie enjoys kissing Kurt Angle. Or if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Stephanie. Or hell, if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Triple H! Cause as far as I'm concerned all three of you can kiss my ass!

Promises that you make to yourself are often like the Japanese plum tree - they bear no fruit.

bees dig the plum blossoms

X-Pac, I feel terrible that you have to come out here and defend the integrity of a woman who has absolutely none. I mean as far as Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley is concerned the word honor means jump on her and stay on her. Well, let's spell that word H-O-N-O-R. I guess Stephanie is half of that. After all she is a filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom feeding trash bog H-O. And no amount of defending will ever, EVER change that!

I loved being on stage with heroes of mine, like Gregg Edelman and Jimmy Walton, and the lovely Chita Rivera and Stephanie J. Block.

Plum puffs can't minister to a mind diseased or a world that's crumbling to pieces

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli

One of [ways being lucky] was to go to school during the Great Depression because teaching became a plum job.

I'm a hundred percent looking forward to Brie Bella versus Stephanie McMahon.

One day, I'll be photographing Kate Moss in Paris, then I'll be on Stephanie Seymour's ranch with her hundred horses wondering what exactly it is I'm doing there.

My dream match would be 'Queen vs. Queen' Stephanie McMahon.

Along the river's summer walk, The withered tufts of asters nod; And trembles on its arid stalk the hoar plum of the golden-rod.

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

Every time I write 'Stephanie Plum', it's going to be Katherine Heigl's face there.

It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum

Moon, plum blossoms, this, that, and the day goes

'Plum's are probably the funniest, but all the books have their own degree of humor. But if you're hooked into 'Ranger,' you're reading it for the romance.

Rain scatters plum petals; Weeping stains the earth. One can only take shelter And wait for clearing.

An umeboshi plum is a little Japensese salt plum. The best thing for motion sickness is to take one of these plums . . . and tape it to your belly button. I'm not kidding you. This really, really works.

It's my red hair that interferes with my good sense. All that color so close to my brain, it plum disorients me most days.

I am a heterosexual who is completely cool with folks who aren't, and I hail from Plum Borough, Pa.

My own child doesn't even know that Stephanie is my name.

I was captivated by Stephanie Mills.

Paris is a Roach Motel for top American journalists: They check in, having won the plum foreign posting, but never leave.

These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum

[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it.

This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done?

As Stephanie and Lula were going after the bad guys, Lula was making preparations from the trunk of her Firebird. Stephanie looked inside and stopped breathing for a beat. "That's a rocket launcher!" "Yep," Lula said. "It's a big boy. I got it at a yard sale in the projects.

I'm not like Stephanie Mills or Whitney Houston with actual hits. My fans think everything I did was a hit.