Top 115 Sticker Quotes & Sayings

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Last updated on November 8, 2024.
There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that when made more concrete just don't pan out.
Guess what? Faisal Shahzad is a registered Democrat. I wonder if his SUV had an Obama sticker on it.
Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker — © Darynda Jones
Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker
I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.
The favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France'
[My father ] came home from World War II and he voted for [Dwight] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things, but never, as I said, ever campaigned for anybody. He let me put a [Barry] Goldwater sticker on his pickup truck, but he never put a bumper sticker on his car. We never had a yard sign or anything in our yards, never contributed to anybody's campaign.
Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on a bumper sticker? (Dean)
One has to live with the ignominy of a garish sticker slapped over one's face, proclaiming '?
Florida sends me a handicap sticker when I'm there. It's embarrassing. But I can't walk more than six holes before the whole knee swells up, and then I can't go anymore.
Trump bumper sticker is the new Confederate flag. Absolutely. All Donald Trump is doing is making America hate again.
When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker
If you put a Ferrari sticker on a toaster, it doesn't go any faster.
My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car. — © Damien Fahey
My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.
I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that I was a total fraud because I was a television writer.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
I'm one of those goobers who comes out of the polling place actually wearing the 'I VOTED' sticker on my jacket.
There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
I remember, the 1998 World Cup when we were Yugoslavia, I had the sticker albums of all the players, and I still remember that squad and who was playing.
If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT?
I had a huge Lisa Frank sticker collection. I traded them.
I saw a great bumper sticker that read: 'Do something that scares you every day.' That really stuck with me. I try to live like that.
How you start is important, but it is how you finish that counts. In the race for success, speed is less important than stamina. The sticker outlasts the sprinter.
Accusations fit on a bumper sticker; the truth takes longer.
Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy.
I know, I say, after he says, This is hard, for the third time. This is what happens when you have a TRM, I tell him. You make a mess. It's okay. You just have to try harder next time. I am trying hard, Dad says. I know. You get a sticker. Thank you. Okay. You get another sticker for being polite.
A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird.
I still have a 15¢ sticker on the frame of my law degree. It's tainted, so I just leave it in the basement.
Nothing makes me roll my eyes faster than a "Coexist" bumper sticker.
You aren't just voting for the president. So many issues that affect your everyday life are decided locally on that ballot as well. So go get that god damn sticker. Your country needs you.
Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?
It is obvious that the bumper sticker question "What would Jesus do?" will not always bring a popular response.
Myself, I have never seen a bumper sticker saying " Hate if you Love Jesus ", but I sometimes wonder why not. It would be a good slogan for the religious Right.
Talking points aren't going to help the viewers understand something better. They're about as useful as bumper sticker slogans.
Back in the '60s, there was a car sticker that read, 'Forget Oxfam, Feed Twiggy,' but I ate like a horse.
The sole forms of social interaction I was aware of as a kid involved a jungle gym and a sticker book. It was only in high school that ICQ - a prehistoric form of instant messaging - was first incorporated into my cultural vocabulary.
During President George W. Bush's two terms, you couldn't drive far without seeing a particular bumper sticker: 'Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.'
A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER — © Darynda Jones
A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER
I've always loved reading fantasy. I used to pick out all the books in the library that had the little unicorn sticker on the side to show that they were fantasy.
The sticker has no meaning, but exists only to cause people to react, to contemplate and search for meaning.
The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.
My dad's a lifelong Notts County fan, but it didn't cross my mind to support his team, and I still feel bad about it. I'm a Tottenham fan because of a 1986 Panini sticker album.
To me, the thing about anime is that it's so adult-oriented. I remember going to Suncoast growing up, and you see 'Akira' there with the little 'Not for Kids' sticker on it. That always made an impact on me.
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Everything will be okay. I have a sticker on my laptop that says that.
I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker.
The reality is when you make 'America First' a bumper sticker and pump it overseas, what you're telling them is 'America Only'. — © Stanley A. McChrystal
The reality is when you make 'America First' a bumper sticker and pump it overseas, what you're telling them is 'America Only'.
I don't know what the universe is all about, but to me, nothing is gained by slapping a God sticker on it. It has never been a comfort to me to believe there's an all-seeing eye in the sky.
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see... 'We are the Proud Parents of a Child who has resisted his teacher's attempts to bend him to the will of his corporate masters'.
Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~
I've seen many of those brand collaborations where, basically, the only point is sticking on a Gucci sticker. That degrades good brands.
One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my bumper sticker.
The basic idea that incentives can be used to motivate behavior is a powerful one. It works for employees, and it has a clear place in parenting, as anyone who has tried to potty-train a recalcitrant toddler with sticker rewards knows.
How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the war in Iraq, as if to says 'Jesus is the answer - but not in the real world.
We were all hit with sticker shock: $87 billion is a huge number.
I saw a bumper sticker once that stayed with me: 'God help me become the person my dog thinks I am.' I don't have the heart for this. Meaning, of course, that I'm the failure.
I resent the fact that a parental warning sticker has to be included on an album as cover art. To me that's censorship.
I'm not going to get too sentimental, like those other sticker valentines, 'cause I don't know if you are loving some body. I only know it isn't mine.
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