Top 180 Stink Quotes & Sayings

If you're standing in the manure pile, it's somebody's job to mention the stink.

Not until it starts to stink does the inevitable happen.

fish and visitors stink in 3 days.

With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.

Fish and visitors stink in three days.

If Martin Scorsese thinks you stink, you stink.

Ninety-nine per cent of opening bands stink.

I don't usually stink. But I stunk today.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.

Of all things in the world that stink in the nostrils of men, hypocrisy is the worst.

If you think you stink, you probably do.

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but they think each others stink.

I've only skied a couple of times in my life. Any skier would say I stink.

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink. Stank. Stunk.

Losing definitely does stink.

Motivation is like taking a bath; If you stop doing it, you begin to stink!

Everybody acts like they're in a movie in most movies. That's why they stink.

I can't hold a note. I tried a singing lesson, but my vocal coach kept giving me the stink eye.

To smell, though well, is to stink.

Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink.

Once, I took a taxi. I hate those limousines. They stink and their drivers have been driving dead people to the cemeteries.

We stink more of the world than we stink of sack cloth and ashes. A lot of contemporary churches today would feel more at home in a movie house rather than in a house of prayer, more afraid of holy living than of sinning, know more about money than magnifying Christ in our bodies. It is so compromised that holiness and living a sin-free life is heresy to the modern church. The modern church is, quite simply, just the world with a Christian T-shirt on!

Work is prayer. Work is also stink. Therefore stink is prayer.

We know the product is going to stink. We know that because we live in the world, and we know that everything stinks. We all believe, Hey, maybe this one wont stink. We are a hopeful species. Stupid but hopeful. But were happy in that moment between the commercial and the purchase. And I think spending your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality, misrepresented items and services is an excellent use of your energy.

I've seen people who stink, but the film editor shows them just where they didn't stink. But if you're empty and manipulative on stage, it's clear.

Winning is like deodorant - it comes up and a lot of things don't stink.

Like your booty don't stink.

Fish & Visitors stink in 3 days.

Political discourse has become so rotten that it's no longer possible to tell the stench of one presidential candidate from the stink of another.

My love life doesn't stink; it's nonexistent.

You can't be in the music business as long as "Steve and Edie" have, if you stink.

Don't stink up the place with bad acting, if an opportunity comes your way.

Excuses are like rear ends. Everybody has one and they stink.

Every stink that fights the ventilator thinks it is Don Quixote.

We're all trapped in the digital world. It's filled with cat videos, and you have to dodge comments about how much you stink.

You stink like a faerie, all flowers and sunshine and evil manipulation.

It is rare to find learned men who are clean, do not stink and have a sense of humour.

I can't imagine being a girl out there on the road. We can throw a hat on and stink. Girls have to do their hair.

Stories are like assholes. Everybody's got one and most of 'em stink.

A man ... needs to get out in the open air and sweat and blow off the stink.

Practices for me, when your team is not going really well, it can stake a lot of stink out of the air.

I'm about a 160, 170 bowler so I feel like I'm pretty good - I'm average, but I don't stink, you know?

If critics say your work stinks it's because they want it to stink and they can make it stink by scaring you into conformity with their comfortable little standards. Standards so low that they can no longer be considered "dangerous" but set in place in their compartmental understandings.

Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable. For sketch writers, remember they're called sketches for a reason. They're not called oil paintings. Some of them are going to stink. You have to let them stink.

Griffin Dunne and I were both terrified that Martin Scorsese didn't think we were very good - and if he didn't think we were very good, that was it. That was the end of the line. If Martin Scorsese thinks you stink, you stink.

You cannot just allow your team to stink.

I made a bit of a stink. At the time, it was considered very bad form.

Umm, I used to stink-bomb peoples' letterboxes on the weekends when their newspapers were delivered.

There's one thing I never did do, and that was stink.

I don’t understand anything about the ballet; all I know is that during the intervals the ballerinas stink like horses.

My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of morning.

I hate to say this, but I'll repeat it: After death, all we know that you do is stink.

When you're on a series that's been cancelled, there's a little bit of a stink on you.

The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.

Theres no stink more sorrorful than the stink of wet, burnt paper. It means: the end.

Taxes suck. They really stink.

Baseball has better opening days and All-Star Games than the N.F.L. does. Ours stink.

What smells good in the store may stink in the stewpot.

He that is conscious of a stink in his breeches is [suspicious] of every wrinkle in another's nose.