Top 403 Stole Quotes & Sayings

I’m gonna whup whoever stole my bike!

I stole a Bible, is that a sin?

I famously stole tons of VHS tapes from a video store I worked in. It was detailed in my special, Laboring Under Delusions. I worked at Tower Video and stole a bunch of videotapes from them, and then got caught and had to return the videotapes. It was a mortifying experience.

I won't lie, I stole a lot of ideas from Giampaolo.

Surprisingly I've never really stolen anything. One time when I was really young, I was walking down the street, found a GI Joe in the mud, and took it home and I was like, "I got a GI Joe!" And then my great grandmother was like, "You stole that." I said, "What are you talking about?" and she said, "That's not yours." I'm like, "But I found it!" She's like, "But it's not yours, and therefore you stole it." So I just went and put it right back in the mud where I found it.

I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns.

One was a book thief. The other stole the sky.

Delsarte tells me that Mozart stole outrageously from Galuppi, in the same way, I suppose, that Molière stole from anybody anywhere, if he found something work taking. I said that what was Mozart had not been stolen from Galuppi, or from anyone else for that matter.

Very few of my books are about who stole the Maltese Falcon

Alarm stole over me on little kitten feet.

America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.

I'll be a story in your head. That's okay. We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? 'Cause it was, you know. It was the best. The daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away. Did I ever tell you that I stole it? Well I borrowed it. I was always going to take it back.

Right from the start, you were a thief, you stole my heart.

Ah, words are poor receipts for what time hath stole away.

I stole that from Vito Russo. He said he was a devout believer in Judyism.

Historically, the argument is we stole the country from the Indians. America stole the labor of African Americans for over 200 years under slavery. America took half of Mexico by force in the Mexican War. American foreign policy, the progressives say it's based on theft. Why? Because look, America is very active in the Middle East. Why? The Middle East has oil. Notice that America doesn't get involved in Haiti or Rwanda because they don't have any oil.

The Russians stole from the Democratic National Committee with hacking.

I never stood a chance. He stole your heart first.

Somebody stole my identity. Good luck using it without the medications.

Obviously, we were fortunate to win the hockey game, and we'll take it, because there have been some games that we haven't been fortunate enough in. I don't think we played exceptionally well from any standpoint, other than our first period. And our goaltender really stole the game for us. In all reality, you have to give him credit for the win. He stole the points.

Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.

Stole my first name from 'Evening in Paris' and the second from Elizabeth Arden.

The thief, as will become apparent, was a special type of thief. This thief was an artist of theft. Other thieves merely stole everything that was not nailed down, but this thief stole the nails as well.

People say I stole a lot of bases. I stole the bases for a reason. I crossed the plate.

If you ask me if I got hit in Game 7 because they stole signs, I don't think so. The Astros have great players who don't have to do that. So I think that whether or not they stole signs, the results wouldn't have changed.

Justin Bieber stole my haircut. And Axl Rose stole my dance!

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.

In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty lashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy. If you stole a dog and were caught, you were punished with twelve rabbit punches, although it was hard to find rabbits big enough or strong enough to punch you.

But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!" "Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.

There is Truth, the truth of the Truth and there is Peace. The Truth is 'the boy stole an apple', the truth of the Truth is 'the boy was hungry' and Peace is 'nobody stole anything, now, give the boy an apple!'

You stole from a member of the undead

Luscious feet that listened to the soil and stole its secrets.

He stole my music but he gave me my name.

Fly it like you stole it!

Half of 'Mudbound' were shots I stole in between other scenes.

All the old fellows stole our best ideas.

But he couldn't lie if you paid him and he'd starve before he stole.

No fair! Those guys ripped off what we rightfully stole!

The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me!

I never stole nuttin' unless it began with an 'A' - A truck, a car, a payroll...!

Women are the holders of all knowledge, everything a man knows he stole from a woman.

Beauty through my senses stole; I yielded myself to the perfect whole.

Colonialists stole not only the lands of African people and renamed them. They stole also their knowledge, so that they would know nothing about themselves

I stole a lot from Gary Oldman. I stole the hairdo from his incarnation of Dracula. We cheated it just enough, so we couldn't get accused of copyright infringement.

The Christians stole the winter solstice from the pagans, and capitalism stole it from the Christians.

Elvis stole his sideburns from me.

It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?

Very few of my books are about who stole the Maltese Falcon.

My father being a Caribbean minister, one day I stole the radio. The radio that I stole, I took it to school, showing off how big this boom box was and how bad I was at the time. Once my father figured out where I left the radio, he then got his belt and he walked me, he beat me all the way to where I had hid the radio, and with the boom box.

Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.

I once knew a man who stole a Ferris Wheel.

The ancients stole all our ideas from us.

Drive it like you stole it, homie.

It wasn't really me who invented rap. I stole the idea from Aristide Bruant.

Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!

The first person you fell in love with stole your heart. The first person you made love with stole your soul. And if these were one and the same, you were doomed.

When I had kids, I became a better actor. I just stole from them.

As a Republican, I have listened to Democrats talk about the only two times we won the White House in like 200 years that we stole both elections. I had to sit through Fahrenheit 9/11 and a lady was sobbing violently behind me about the election being stolen by George Bush and I patted her half way through and said, 'it's alright, it's alright. It's all a lie anyway.' Democrats have been whining for 16 years, they're still writing articles about how Bush stole the election in 2004 and 2000.

I stole her heart away and put ice in its place.