Top 1200 Stupid Guy Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

Guys are so stupid; they do stupid things and then expect the girl they like to fall for them.

Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.

I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'

My Master... Say all you wish of me. It does not matter to me:Shallow.. Stupid.. Crazy.. Simple minded. It does not concern me anymore. For whoever writes about her concerns. in the logic of Men is called a stupid woman. and didn't I tell you in the beginning that I am a stupid woman?

Every day I hear stupid people say things that are not stupid.

I learned this lesson very quickly when I came into the NBA: Almost all the media and accolades go to the No. 1 guy. But if you're building a team, the most important player is the No. 2 guy. Because if the No. 2 guy wants to be the No. 1 guy, you have a major problem.

I focus on myself, but all these stupid comments you read on social media and journalists, it's really stupid.

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid

Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.

Gentlemen, let us suppose that man is not stupid. (Indeed one cannot refuse to suppose that, if only from the one consideration, that, if man is stupid, then who is wise?) But if he is not stupid, he is monstrously ungrateful! Phenomenally ungrateful. In fact, I believe that the best definition of man is the ungrateful biped.

People are going to do stupid things, but you don't take away the freedom because somebody makes a stupid decision.

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

This guy Jimmie Rivera, I like his attitude. I like what he represents. He's a hard-working guy, he's a respected guy, a respectful guy.

It's so stupid, so archaic to say that men are so stupid they'd give anything for sex, and women are...that that's the only resort we have.

The stupid texts of the Bible - from which, be the talents of the preacher what they may, only stupid sermons can be preached.

If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through. What am I supposed to do, look intelligent?

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself.

You are not your mistakes. Just because you have done something stupid does not make you stupid.

The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat.

One of the last things that my dad and I discussed, and it sticks with me today, is that he no longer believed in the concept of Good Guy/Bad Guy. He believed in the idea that one guy is trying to beat the other. However, he would say, 'You can be a Good Guy/Bad Guy, or you can just be a star.'

Give Bush 10 minutes before you hammer him. I think he's going to surprise people. He sounds simple and uncomplicated, but maybe that's what we need now. He's not as stupid as everyone thinks. I like the guy.

Everyone likes to be the heel. Everyone wants to be the bad guy. I mean, I love being the bad guy, but the crowd doesn't want me to be a bad guy. In real life, I'm too much of a good guy to be a bad guy.

Promotion is necessary and it has to be done. I am not shying away from promotion, but going to cities and malls and raising your hands like a stupid guy is not required.

The foolhardy are not necessarily stupid, for fools simply follow their imagination whereas the stupid have none.

The media only report stupid or careless answers, not stupid or unfair questions.

You simply cannot tell other people they are stupid, even if they really are stupid.

It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.

The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.

The perfidious, savage, disdainful, stupid, slothful, inhospitable, stupid English.

All the other children at my school are stupid. Except I'm not meant to call them stupid, even though this is what they are.

For me, the fiction writer's job is to take the small, stupid process of learning to use an iPhone - and suddenly you're the guy who's asking your daughter, "When I go on Facebook, can it see me?"

I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.

If someone asks a stupid question, you can only give a stupid answer or appear arrogant.

Cutting is not stupid. Stupid is being bad to someone and get them to the point of bleeding

I would love to say that I have an eighth-inning guy, a seventh-inning guy, a left-handed guy, a long guy.

I think it's particularly stupid that filmmakers have traditionally said, 'Yeah, I like baseball, but the movie's not going to be about the intricacies of the game.' I mean, you wouldn't cast an overweight guy with stubble if you were doing a ballet film.

You see I kept asking myself then: why am I so stupid that if others are stupid—and I know they are—yet I won't be wiser?

America's drug war is so stupid that if you pay close attention to just how stupid it is -- it'll drive you to use drugs.

You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid?

On Twitter, Donald Trump has called me a "poor journalist, stupid, a very dumb guy, the dumbest political commentator on television, and the dumbest man on TV."

When it comes to the draft process, I'm going to be - I'm not going to say anything stupid - but I'm going to be my authentic, true self, and hopefully someone in an organization says, 'That's my guy.'

I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.

Barack Obama is not the kind of guy we want in the Oval Office leading America. We do not want somebody who doesn't like his own country, for whatever perverted, convoluted, stupid reasons.

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

He's Black Council," I said. "Or maybe stupid," Ebenezar countered. I thought about it. "Not sure which is scarier." Ebenezar blinked at me, then snorted. "Stupid, Hoss. Every time. Only so many blackhearted villains in the world, and they only get uppity on occasion. Stupid's everywhere, every day.

I'm rarely in a situation where, if you have a good idea, it's not embraced. That's stupid. And I don't work with stupid people.

In high school, I decided that all of my female friends were stupid and traded them for guy friends. I loved horror movies and heavy metal and used these interests to become a 'guys' girl.'

A dog will stay stupid. That's why we love them so much. The entire time we know them, they're idiots. Think of your dog. Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He has no idea how you accomplish this every day. You walk in the door; the joy of this experience overwhelms him. He looks at you, He's back. It's that guy, that same guy. He can't believe it. Everything is amazing to your dog. Another can of food? I don't believe it.

Persons of delicate taste endure stupid criticism better than they do stupid praise.

One day he (Einstein) said that the only mechanical force more powerful than steam, electricity and atomic energy is will. That Albert guy was not stupid. With will you can achieve things.

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president.

That's really my main message: everyone is stupid, and no one is more stupid than the rest.

The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them.

One stupid act of some stupid extremist puts us all down.

You can be stupid once, but idiotic to do it again. I'll settle for being stupid.