Top 1200 Stupid Jokes Quotes & Sayings - Page 18

I just saw 'Tiny Furniture' and became so obsessed with it that Judd Apatow jokes that I'm the distributor of it. I was making copies and giving them out.

That's stupid." "That's people.

Computers are stupid.

Stupid is not illegal.

I can be stupid sometimes.

Rob and I both have this strange sense of comedy which always involves us being the butt of our own jokes.

The stupid are invincible.

You can't fix stupid.

Ceawlin is good at both business and the fun side. We laugh at the same old jokes, and the boys get funnier every day.

A Star Is Born' was everything. Gaga and Bradley, and having people you look up to laugh at your jokes, felt really good.

I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps put you in their shoes.

You're so stupid, Rose!

I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.

Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it's only in a lighter mood... she just jokes.

Of course, there are the old hardcore teacher types like me who sit around and tell jokes, realizing, what's the difference anyway - it's all timeless.

I'm not a stupid man.

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

The international launch of 'Undeniable' is special because now fans all across the globe can laugh along to some of the funniest jokes in history.

What incensed him the most was the blatant jokes of the ones that passed it all off as a jest, pretending to understand everything and in reality not knowing their own minds.

We all do stupid things.

Don't be stupid. It's not smart.

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.

I'm not stupid. I can tell what's what.

I'm not sure how anyone with a soul can make jokes about the passing of one of the most talented artists this generation will see.

The public are not stupid.

I guess my idea of a good audience is one that's quiet and listens, but also that's alive: they respond, they're getting the jokes, they're with me. And that' s been happening.

I think he came to die with me," I say. I clamp my hand over my mouth to stifle a sob. If I can keep breathing, I can stop crying. I didn't need or want him to die with me. I wanted to keep him safe. What an idiot, I think, but my heart isn't in it. "That's ridiculous," he says. "That doesn't make any sense. He's eighteen; he'll find another girlfriend once you're dead. And he's stupid if he doesn't know that." Tears run down my cheeks, hot at first and then cold. I close my eyes. "If you think that's what it's about..." I swallow another sob. "...you're the stupid one.

People are not stupid.

The strong are so stupid.

I'd get home at 3:30 A.M. from the bar after my shift ended at 1. I'd write jokes, film it, and then sleep. So I did that for two years.

The public's not stupid.

When you're young, you're stupid.

I love 'Last Call.' It took me a little bit to figure out that I wasn't going to be that guy in a suit telling monologue jokes.

I'm an actress, but I'm not stupid.

Don't do anything stupid.

I like to smile a lot before going in the car. I make jokes, even on the grid, and then I can still manage to focus when it counts.

The unique selling price (USP) of 'Sat Shri Akaal England' is its jokes and punches that come so naturally that we didn't have to put in additional effort.

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.

I have always loved really dense, complicated stories with lots of layers, tons of obscure literary references, and a plethora of inside jokes.

Now I put up something, and I have to think, 'Oh, there are millions of people watching, and some of them could be affected by the jokes I make.'

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.

I put out some very entertaining material on social media! Check my Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat! I got jokes for days!

I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place.

Some of our jokes we made up on the fly. I love Lecrae; we have been friends for a while and he is just one of my favorite people.

Overnight, punk had become as stupid as everything else. This wonderful vital force that was articulated by the music was really about corrupting every form-it was about advocating kids to not wait to be told what to do, but make life up for themselves, it was about trying to get people to use their imaginations again, it was about not being perfect, it was about saying it was ok to be amateurish and funny, that real creativity came out of making a mess, it was about working with what you got in front of you and turning everything embarrassing, awful, and stupid in your life to your advantage.

I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid.

My brothers and I grew up in a time where talking, storytelling, telling jokes was sometimes all you had. It wasn't like today, with so many options and portability.

I do not have a good control of running sight gags. I laugh like hell when I see them, but I don't know how to invent those jokes.

Smart stupid. Stupid smart.

One of the stock Sydney jokes is of the census-taker who enquires: 'How many children have you, ma'am?' 'Two living and three in Melbourne.'

Whatever I do - whether it's directing, producing - I just come at things from characters, from stories, from jokes and scene rhythms. I'll always have that at the epicenter, I think.

I'm kind of stupid.

Microsoft isn't stupid.

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.

It's the economy, stupid.

I'm not trying to prove anything for the right or the left. Which gives me freedom to make jokes about either side, too.

I'm young but I'm not stupid.

You've seen 'Shrek,' right? It's a children's movie, but there are adult jokes in there if you're paying attention and you're old enough to get it. That's what we try to do with the New Day.