Top 1200 Stupid Life Quotes & Sayings - Page 18

I don't have a job, so I sit in the studio all the time and think of stupid stuff to do.

Everybody has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege.

The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!

Nobody is exempt from saying stupid things, the harm is to do it presumptuously.

This is the case with many learned persons; they have read themselves stupid.

I never knew I was so stupid or so ugly until there was social media.

Whoever takes the decision of war, he is surely a stupid man!

I'm not stupid: if I have not been a starter with Ancelotti, Benitez and Zidane, it's my fault.

Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you.

anything a guy can do a girl can do better...except being stupid

It's kind of stupid that people think I'm just partying all the time.

As an actor, you have to be open to doing things where you look stupid, to be experimental.

The stupid things you say in the rain, that can't ever be washed away.

The opposite of esprit d'escalier is the way that life's embarrassments come back to haunt us even after they're long past. I could remember every stupid thing I'd ever said or done, recall them with picture-perfect clarity. Any time I was feeling low, I'd naturally start to remember other times I felt that way, a hit parade of humiliations coming one after another to my mind.

When all actions are mathematically calculated, they also take on a stupid quality.

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!

I think anyone who is famous is a moron if they're on Twitter. It's just stupid.

All that we did was human, stupid, easily forgiven, Not quite right.

I had a romantic, 'Aren't I a good girl?' take on divorce, but the truth is that was stupid.

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

Stupid how the mind will try to distract itself.

I know this sounds stupid, but in some ways, the way I look is a drawback.

I literally feel pity for a lot of the stupid idiots that I have to deal with.

Well, it's not so easy to give an answer when you ask a stupid question!

I always overtip. When I go to England, people think I'm stupid.

A clone of Einstein wouldn't be stupid, but he wouldn't necessarily be any genius, either.

The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.

Words such as truth, art, veracity, or anything are stupid in themselves.

I was always one of these people who is irrationally moved by stupid pop songs.

Stupid Sixteen year old kid falling from the sky! I'm late!

Stupid — well, there are so many kinds of stupidity, and cleverness is one of the worst.

That's stupid, that's bias.. they lied, they don't wanna gift credit for anything

Unbelievable how silly this Formula 1 is these days, with this stupid overtakes.

I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me.

Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.

How do I know that loving life is not a delusion? How do I know that in hating death I am not like a man who, having left home in his youth, has forgotten the way back?...someday there will be a great awakening when we know that this is all a great dream. Yet the stupid believe that they are awake, busily and brightly assuming they understand things, calling this man ruler, and that man a herdsman- how dense!

Don't underestimate your kids. Don't be condescending, because they're children but they're not stupid.

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.

With the way I fight, the UFC's not stupid. For one, they probably know that they're don't have me forever.

There's no law against stupid - I learned that a long time ago.

The man whose whole life is spent in performing a few simple operations, of which the effects are perhaps always the same, or very nearly the same, has no occasion to exert his understanding or to exercise his invention in finding out expedients for removing difficulties which never occur. He naturally loses, therefore, the habit of such exertion, and generally becomes as stupid and ignorant as it is possible for a human creature to become.

The owners and managers were too stupid to realize we had brains.

I know a lot of famous people, done a lot of cool things. Tell you what separates me from the guys I know is knowing this (holding up Bible). The famous people I know that have so much money, it's just stupid let me tell you what they want to know from me. It's not hunting, it's not TV, it's what I gathered over my life from this.

Growing up in America is like being taught to be stupid.

I am a dork in disguise; I love doing stupid stuff.

Nobody wants to look stupid by celebrating on offside goal.

The stupid woman is the one who thinks she doesn’t need any help.

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love.

I started working at Hanna-Barbera in '92 on 2 Stupid Dogs.

Only the young and stupid are confident about sex and romance.

Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.

If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question.

You should be more afraid of a stupid man than of an evil one.

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

Life is a song-sing it. Life is a game-play it. Life is a challenge-meet it. Life is a dream-realize it. Life is a sacrifice-offer it. Life is love-enjoy it.

Never underestimate the enemy, above all if he is a stupid one and deserves to be killed.

Everyone has a right to be stupid, but Comrade MacDonald abuses the privilege.

When people get cancer now, the first thing you do is you go to some doctors to get some advice, figure out what to do. People live a long long life after a cancer diagnosis. Not that it's not scary. The people I know have done so many stupid things. And they're still alive. Just being alive at this point is kind of icing on the cake.

You're suppose to sit on your ass and nod at stupid things.

Israel is stupid for allowing people to vent their anti-Semitism.