Top 1200 Stupid Life Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling.

I have been stupid and regret making a silly mistake experimenting with drugs.

2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.

You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win.

Judging people you don't know for things you don't understand is just really stupid.

I expect the audience to assume TV is stupid. I accept that it's my job to overcome it.

Who am I to stop everybody just to tell my stupid story? It's presumptuous.

An eleven-year-old girl is many things, but she is not stupid.

You’re only limited by your lack of imagination and fear of appearing stupid.

I make stupid errors because I don't concentrate. I let things bother me.

I have done stupid with a lot of zeros on the end of it. I know what it looks like.

It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even know I was doing it.

The ant is a collectively intelligent and individually stupid animal; man is the opposite.

At any particular moment in a man's life, he can say that everything he has done and not done, that has been done and not been done to him, has brought him to that moment. If he's being installed as Chieftain or receiving a Nobel Prize, that's a fulfilling notion. But if he's in a sleeping bag at ten thousand feet in a snowstorm, parked in the middle of a highway and waiting to freeze to death, the idea can make him feel calamitously stupid.

In this country, I don't get the respect. And that's not me being stupid, or bitter about it.

I don't want anything I don't deserve, but if they offer me more money, I'm not stupid.

A lot of the characters I play are very naive, and I don't think I'm like that. And I'm not stupid!

I think I might have been stupid in some respects, it if weren't for my psychedelic experiences.

Great God! What have I turned into? What right have you people to clutter up my life, steal my time, probe my soul, suckle my thoughts, have me for your companion, confidant, and information bureau? What do you take me for? Am I an entertainer on salary, required every evening to play an intellectual farce under your stupid noses? Am I a slave, bought and paid for, to crawl on my belly in front of you idlers and lay at your feet all that I do and all that I know?

All day my mind drifts off into fantasies and little stupid jokes.

I so enjoy it when people assume I'm stupid." "Not that, just very focused on killing.

Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting.

Those are always fun characters to play, the ones who are stupid but speak with authority.

Will future ages believe that such stupid bigotry ever existed!

Other things being equal, it is better to be smart than to be stupid.

It's one thing to be banal, stupid, and idiotic on the inside. It's another to have it captured in writing.

Facts are stupid until brought into connection with some general law.

Any stupid remark, quoted often enough, becomes gospel.

Everyone has the right to be stupid on occasion, but Comrade Macdonald abuses the privilege.

To live only to suffer—only to feel the injury of life repeated and enlarged—it seemed to her she was too valuable, too capable, for that. Then she wondered if it were vain and stupid to think so well of herself. When had it even been a guarantee to be valuable? Wasn't all history full of the destruction of precious things? Wasn't it much more probable that if one were fine one would suffer?

The world believes all blondes are stupid and brunettes are smarter. Well, I disagree.

One must be a little foolish if one does not want to be even more stupid.

Worrying is stupid. it's like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.

What are you? Stupid? Of course they have a guard. What part of ‘You’re a prisoner’ did you miss? (Delphine)

Being described as a stupid bureaucrat with no link to representative democracy is difficult to take.

But that's typical of me. "This is going to end in tears," I tell myself every time I balance a cup of coffee on the upholstered arm of the chair I'm sitting on. And then, lo and behold, the cup topples and even before it lands, I tell myself, "Told me so!" Not to spell out, or spill out, one of the metaphors of my life, but I always do the stupid thing and then I do it again. I never learn.

I'm grateful for every stupid mistake and dumb joke I tried to make.

Hollywood is great. I also think it's stupid and small-minded and shortsighted.

A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.

I wouldn't say I'm a feminist, but I don't like girls pretending to be stupid because it's easier.

I'm really going off of watching John Waters speak one time and I remember he just kind of talked and it was totally interesting. I wanted to hear about his life and how he got started and when did he think he made it, stupid stuff like that. And what his relationship with the mainstream is because he's so far out there, but then he became part of the mainstream in this weird way. He was really funny, though. Yeah, I have to work on my jokes.

People say the most stupid things on the spur of the moment that they then have to retract.

When I was 16 was just thinking about the future and - it sounds so stupid - but what my goal was going to be in life. I guess I was thinking about girls too. No girls liked me. That was bothering me. I was thinking about my height - I had a growth spurt right before high school and then that's when sports coaches started coming up to me, but that's when I had this artistic turn.

Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field.

I'm one of those people who can watch a stupid movie and end up crying.

Fear and realisation of ignorance, strong medicines against stupid pride.

You should not starve yourself with stupid diets, which I don't believe in anyway.

That's my private business. Besides, the perception is that people that believe in God are stupid.

I think even the most beautiful person looks stupid on Skype.

There were two kinds of people in our town. The stupid, and the stuck.

I thought you were dead. Stupid. As if I'd die without taking you with me.

I'm not stupid - if you buy one of the world's best goalkeepers, it's not to keep him on the bench.

The interior of a teenager’s mind is an endless war between Stupid and Clever.

I'm bothered by the fact that stupid people don't spontaneously combust, which they should.

You know, I'd love to do a Maxim shoot. But I'm not going to do it, because that's just stupid to do.

Memo to White House: Calling voters stupid is not a winning strategy.

If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career.

As you get older, you don't really have any excuse to be stupid anymore, to be in the dark.

Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

The less intelligent the white man is, the more stupid he thinks the black.