Top 1200 Stupid Man Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?

I never heard tell of any clever man that came of entirely stupid people.

Stupid criticism and still more stupid praise.

The fear of saying something stupid (which stupid people never have) has censored far more good ideas than bad ones.

How can a man be so brave and so stupid, so gentle and so cruel, so warming and so detestable -- all at the same time?

Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid.

There is one way in this country in which all men are created equal—there is one human institution that makes a pauper the equal of a Rockefeller, the stupid man the equal of an Einstein, and the ignorant man the equal of any college president. That institution, gentlemen, is the court.

If it looks stupid on a rooster, it's probably gonna look stupid on you.

It doesn't bother me that people are stupid. I'm not stupid.

Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

Man is certainly the most disgusting kind of worm that has ever crawled on this stupid ugly planet.

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

And stupid. Brave and Stupid." Ravus smiled, but then his smile sagged. "But nothing can stop you from being terrible once you've learned how.

Learn all you can, don't be lazy. Nothing's worse than being stupid. Being broke is bad, but being stupid is what's really bad. And what's really really bad is being broke and stupid. Nothing's much worse than that. Unless you're sick. Sick, broke and stupid, that’s about as far as you can fall unless you're ugly. Surely that would be the ultimate; ugly, sick, broke and stupid.

It's so, so stupid what we do to ourselves because we're afraid. It's so stupid.

They were never my pack, not even Hot Pie and Gendry. I was stupid to think so, just a stupid little girl, and no wolf at all.

In this day and age it's really stupid to be stupid about financial matters. It doesn't do you any good to make money if you don't know what to do with it other than spend it.

We're a stupid industry led by stupid people.

In a stupid nation the man of genius becomes a god : everybody worships him and nobody does his will.

Sandy: Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something. Jeff: Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face.

I am messaging you to say that I love you, and that you're completely wrong about me thinking you're stupid. I always thought you could teach me things. I was always waiting. You're not like the others. You say things that no one expects you to. You think you're stupid. You want to be stupid. But you're someone people could learn from.

Man is the only animal for whom his own stupid existence is a problem which he has to try in vain to solve.

People do not start off stupid, they grow to be stupid.

America's drug war is so stupid that if you pay close attention to just how stupid it is -- it'll drive you to use drugs.

If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through. What am I supposed to do, look intelligent?

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious. But the stupid have an answer for every question.

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.

I'm not stupid, and the people around me aren't stupid. You can't ignore the economic realities of the ways that business is run and the way clients think.

Werewolves? Oh please, just plain stupid. Who wants to get it on with a man ruled by his inner dog?

No man who knows aught, can be so stupid to deny that all men naturally were born free.

However stupid a fools words may be, they are sometimes enough to confound an intelligent man.

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

Mountaineers have often observed a lack of clarity in their mental state at high altitudes; it is difficult for the stupid mind to observe how stupid it is.

You have to believe in God before you can say there are things that man was not meant to know. I don't think there's anything man wasn't meant to know. There are just some stupid things that people shouldn't do.

Stupid people like to delude themselves that while they may not be clever, they were at least able to compensate with feelings and insights denied to the intellectual....It was precisely this kind of false belief that made stupid people so stupid. The truth was the clever people had infinitely more resources from which to make the leaps of connection that the world called intuition. What was 'intelligence' after all, but the ability to read into things?

One has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly healthy and ordinary, and of illness as making one refined and clever and unusual.

I think the little bush is a bit stupid and more or less the puppet of his old man.

I try to create some stupid entertainment for really smart people that they don't feel too stupid watching. In 'Xanadu,' the biggest laugh was a reference to Achilles.

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side.

I am sure that I don't want to take up stupid roles. And by stupid, I refer to those which doesn't have any sense. A role should have some life in it, right?

There's a handful of racing things I've done where it was like, 'Man, that was really stupid and embarrassing.' But I don't mind talking about them.

But in any case, I did poorly on the tests and so, in the first three years of school, I had teachers who thought I was stupid and when people think you're stupid, they have low expectations for you.

The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat.

It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.

How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.

I feel nervous because I revere [Zadie Smith] so much. I don't want to be stupid. If I say something stupid, just interrupt me.

If it is stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. (a Shin'a'in saying)

My definition of an educated man is the fellow who knows the right thing to do at the time it has to be done. You can be sincere and still be stupid.

I'm not stupid, stupid. Leave this whole thing in my extremely capable and well-manicured hands. I'll call you later with an update. Bye!

One always has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly healthy and ordinary, and of illness as making one refined and clever and unusual.

I feel terrible for what I put my mom through, thinking I was a man and all the stupid decisions I used to make.

How do I know that loving life is not a delusion? How do I know that in hating death I am not like a man who, having left home in his youth, has forgotten the way back?...someday there will be a great awakening when we know that this is all a great dream. Yet the stupid believe that they are awake, busily and brightly assuming they understand things, calling this man ruler, and that man a herdsman- how dense!

If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.

From what I have observed, when the anesthesia of love wears off, there is always the pain of consequences. You don't have to be stupid to marry the wrong man.

Whenever man begins to doubt himself, he does something so stupid that he is reassured.

Then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore.

See?" Fezzik pointed then. Far down, at the very bottom of the mountain path, the man in black could be seen running. "Inigo is beaten." Inconceivable!" exploded the Sicilian. Fezzik never dared disagree with the hunchback. "I'm so stupid," Fezzik nodded. "Inigo has not lost to the man in black, he has defeated him. And to prove it he has put on all the man in black's clothes and masks and hoods and boots and gained eighty pounds.

Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids.

There's no greater tragedy than an equal intensity, in the same soul or the same man, of the intellectual sentiment and the moral sentiment. For a man to be utterly and absolutely moral, he has to be a bit stupid. For a man to be absolutely intellectual, he has to be a bit immoral.