Top 1200 Stupid Person Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

I focus on myself, but all these stupid comments you read on social media and journalists, it's really stupid.

I'm rarely in a situation where, if you have a good idea, it's not embraced. That's stupid. And I don't work with stupid people.

You are not your mistakes. Just because you have done something stupid does not make you stupid.

My Master... Say all you wish of me. It does not matter to me:Shallow.. Stupid.. Crazy.. Simple minded. It does not concern me anymore. For whoever writes about her concerns. in the logic of Men is called a stupid woman. and didn't I tell you in the beginning that I am a stupid woman?

Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows.

Music is an attitude. It's a sensation to the average person, to the human being. And keep it simple, stupid. That's always been my theory.

Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.

The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them.

You see I kept asking myself then: why am I so stupid that if others are stupid—and I know they are—yet I won't be wiser?

The stupid texts of the Bible - from which, be the talents of the preacher what they may, only stupid sermons can be preached.

You simply cannot tell other people they are stupid, even if they really are stupid.

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

If it looks stupid on a rooster, it's probably gonna look stupid on you.

You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid?

The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.

To some people, not caring is supposed to be cool, commenting is more interesting than doing, and everything is judged and then disposed of in, like, five minutes. I'm not interested in those kinds of people. I like the person who commits and goes all in and takes big swings and then maybe fails or looks stupid; who jumps and falls down, rather than the person who points at the person who fell, and laughs. But I do sometimes laugh when people fall down.

People are going to do stupid things, but you don't take away the freedom because somebody makes a stupid decision.

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.

The perfidious, savage, disdainful, stupid, slothful, inhospitable, stupid English.

We all know how stupid the average person is. Now realize that, by definition, fifty percent of the population is dumber than that.

I'm not stupid, stupid. Leave this whole thing in my extremely capable and well-manicured hands. I'll call you later with an update. Bye!

That's really my main message: everyone is stupid, and no one is more stupid than the rest.

The media only report stupid or careless answers, not stupid or unfair questions.

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.

When you think you are the king of the world, you are really stupid in my opinion because in this life every person is important.

It's so stupid, so archaic to say that men are so stupid they'd give anything for sex, and women are...that that's the only resort we have.

Every day I hear stupid people say things that are not stupid.

One stupid act of some stupid extremist puts us all down.

Gerard is an open-minded and passionate man. I am the opposite: stubborn and stupid. But sometimes stupid behaviour makes you win.

I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

Guys are so stupid; they do stupid things and then expect the girl they like to fall for them.

He's Black Council," I said. "Or maybe stupid," Ebenezar countered. I thought about it. "Not sure which is scarier." Ebenezar blinked at me, then snorted. "Stupid, Hoss. Every time. Only so many blackhearted villains in the world, and they only get uppity on occasion. Stupid's everywhere, every day.

If someone asks a stupid question, you can only give a stupid answer or appear arrogant.

2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid

People do not start off stupid, they grow to be stupid.

All the other children at my school are stupid. Except I'm not meant to call them stupid, even though this is what they are.

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat.

You can be stupid once, but idiotic to do it again. I'll settle for being stupid.

Stupid criticism and still more stupid praise.

Sandy: Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something. Jeff: Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face.

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

Hate is a terrible thing. It's a wasteful, stupid emotion. You can hate someone with all your heart, but it'll never do them a bit of harm. The only person it hurts is you. You can spend your days hating, letting it eat away at you, and the person you hate will go on living just the same. So, what's the point?

Mr. [Aldous] Huxley has been the alarming young man for a long time, a sort of perpetual clever nephew who can be relied on to flutter the lunch party. Whatever will he say next? How does he think of those things? He has been deplored once or twice, but feeling is in his favor: he is steadily read. He is at once the truly clever person and the stupid person's idea of the clever person; he is expected to be relentless, to administer intellectual shocks.

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself.

The foolhardy are not necessarily stupid, for fools simply follow their imagination whereas the stupid have none.

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.

Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.

How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

Gentlemen, let us suppose that man is not stupid. (Indeed one cannot refuse to suppose that, if only from the one consideration, that, if man is stupid, then who is wise?) But if he is not stupid, he is monstrously ungrateful! Phenomenally ungrateful. In fact, I believe that the best definition of man is the ungrateful biped.

Persons of delicate taste endure stupid criticism better than they do stupid praise.

If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through. What am I supposed to do, look intelligent?

There is a stupid humility that is quite common and when a person is afflicted with it, he is once and for all disqualified for being a disciple of knowledge.

I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'

He is a man of the Night's Watch, She thought, as he sang about some stupid lady throwing herself off some stupid tower because her stupid prince was dead. The lady should go kill the ones who killed her prince. Arya Stark (page 514)

Cutting is not stupid. Stupid is being bad to someone and get them to the point of bleeding

America's drug war is so stupid that if you pay close attention to just how stupid it is -- it'll drive you to use drugs.