Top 1200 Stupid Sports Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

If sports are the toy department of life, then the NFL is the FAO Schwartz of sports.

I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'

When my TV show, 'Sports Jobs with Junior Seau,' assigned me to be a 'Sports Illustrated' reporter for a weekend, I didn't realize I'd have to squeeze it in around another sports job. I had planned to retire from the NFL to enjoy the cushy lifestyle of a full-time reality TV star, but I wound up getting run over by a bull.

Every day I hear stupid people say things that are not stupid.

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself.

Just like I find men who talk sports who don't really know sports annoying, I think men might find women who don't really have a true passion and knowledge of sports maybe not so attractive.

The perfidious, savage, disdainful, stupid, slothful, inhospitable, stupid English.

Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows.

I did some sports. It was a bit frustrating. I wasn't the greatest sports person.

I am really passionate about sports in general - especially water sports.

I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.

Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president.

Persons of delicate taste endure stupid criticism better than they do stupid praise.

Retirement is purgatory for the former sports star. The world outside organized sports is unforgiving.

I don't know that on-demand sports is remarkably better than live sports.

You simply cannot tell other people they are stupid, even if they really are stupid.

I focus on myself, but all these stupid comments you read on social media and journalists, it's really stupid.

Guys are so stupid; they do stupid things and then expect the girl they like to fall for them.

All the other children at my school are stupid. Except I'm not meant to call them stupid, even though this is what they are.

Normally sports day is once a year for kids, where you have fun, and everybody is jostling. For us, making movies is like having sports day everyday: competing with each other, doing your best. It's like that except we don't get awards every day in our sports day.

My Master... Say all you wish of me. It does not matter to me:Shallow.. Stupid.. Crazy.. Simple minded. It does not concern me anymore. For whoever writes about her concerns. in the logic of Men is called a stupid woman. and didn't I tell you in the beginning that I am a stupid woman?

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

Doing something stupid once is just plain stupid. Doing something stupid twice is a philosophy.

Yes, it is true that sometimes unusually intelligent and sensitive children can appear to be stupid. But stupid children can sometimes appear to be stupid as well. I think that's something you might have to consider.

I wanted to make a film about stupid people that was very vulgar and deeply stupid. From that moment on I can hardly be reproached for making a film that is about stupid people.

I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.

Governments getting involved in sports activities would ultimately damage sports.

I'm rarely in a situation where, if you have a good idea, it's not embraced. That's stupid. And I don't work with stupid people.

Deion Sanders played two sports, and Bo Jackson played two sports. I'm not athletic enough to do two sports, but I think I'm good enough to do two professions and do them pretty well at a high level.

It's so stupid, so archaic to say that men are so stupid they'd give anything for sex, and women are...that that's the only resort we have.

That's really my main message: everyone is stupid, and no one is more stupid than the rest.

Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.

Cutting is not stupid. Stupid is being bad to someone and get them to the point of bleeding

I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

There is lots of enthusiasm among youth of Haryana about sports. They have potential in sports.

If someone asks a stupid question, you can only give a stupid answer or appear arrogant.

I'm totally sports-oriented; I relate a lot of my career and everything to sports.

You are not your mistakes. Just because you have done something stupid does not make you stupid.

To compare writing an article for 'Sports Illustrated' to doing a piece for 'Real Sports', the article, it was all me. You know, I'm out there by myself with my pad and pencil. 'Real Sports,' I've got a producer, an assistant producer, and cameramen. It's an individual game versus a team game.

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

The stupid texts of the Bible - from which, be the talents of the preacher what they may, only stupid sermons can be preached.

I like silly things. I think that "silly-stupid" or "stupid-smart" might be my philosophy, which is to combine a veneer of intelligence with an undercurrent of crass stupidity. Sometimes that stupidity is in the form of the actual joke that's being told, or it could be in the way the joke is told. Like, repetition is really stupid, but it's really funny. Or it could be that the punchline itself is stupid.

As a kid I was fascinated with sports, and I loved sports more than anything else. The first books I read were about sports, like books about Baseball Joe, as one baseball hero was called.

Sports have always been a big part of my life. At school, I played a lot of different sports, and I was competing with other schools. I did everything: running, volleyball, basketball, soccer, Olympic-style gymnastics, and more! My history with sports gave me good concentration, focus, strength, and motivation to stay healthy.

The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.

2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid

Sports are sports. Its all about how we carry ourselves out of the ring.

My main goal when I talk to groups is to educate families on the physical and mental health benefits that playing sports provide young girls. It's not just about going out there and having fun. That's a part of playing sports, but a big chunk of it is all the other things that sports give you to help you become a much more whole, better person.

Gentlemen, let us suppose that man is not stupid. (Indeed one cannot refuse to suppose that, if only from the one consideration, that, if man is stupid, then who is wise?) But if he is not stupid, he is monstrously ungrateful! Phenomenally ungrateful. In fact, I believe that the best definition of man is the ungrateful biped.

The foolhardy are not necessarily stupid, for fools simply follow their imagination whereas the stupid have none.

One stupid act of some stupid extremist puts us all down.

Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.

We want to find a way to be an environmental leader in motor sports, as well as in sports in general.

There is a rare exception of mainstream sports that have a fatality rate. That's motor sports and rodeo, ... football, baseball, basketball, hockey, you make a mistake and you give up a run or some points. In these two sports, if you make a mistake, it could cost you your life.

The great Comrades Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il, putting forward the development of sports as a matter that has an important bearing on the prosperity of the country and nation, indicated the road ahead of the Juche-based sports and wrote a new chapter in the history of building a sports power by dint of outstanding ideas and leadership.

Obviously the current approach on steroids both in professional sports and amateur sports is not working.

The media only report stupid or careless answers, not stupid or unfair questions.

By sports like these are all their cares beguil'd; The sports of children satisfy the child.