Top 1200 Super Funny Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

Alan Moore does have a sheen of class. He's a smart guy, and I'm sure there was a metaphoric level, I'm not denying that, but let's face it. the main reason he was doing a super-hero comic was because he was working for a super-hero comic book company.

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

There are some situations in life that are simply not funny, and there's nothing funny about them, but they're rare, and they don't last all that long.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

I was super, super into Pokemon.

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

Some of the traits that make you a great entrepreneur also work against you. Examining data of high-scoring people, we find that oftentimes the world frustrates them: They're super-smart, they're super-capable, and the work quality of their peers is vastly inferior to what they can achieve on their own.

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.

I was super-obsessed with cover videos. When I was, like, 10, I would come home from school and watch them from 4 o'clock until 8 o'clock every night. I was so intrigued that people took these super-popular songs and did them their own way.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

I'm not very interested in fame or notoriety at all - in fact, I'd be pretty bummed out if I woke up one day and I was, like, super, super famous. But the flipside of that is that I'm really passionate about my music, I'm really proud of it and I want it to be heard by as many people as possible, and I'm willing to embrace whatever comes with that.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

Both labels are super awesome, with super awesome people who want to get stuff done. The biggest difference is that Sub Pop is already established, but working with Burger seems like we're part of something. They're growing, and I'm growing with them. They're my friends, and we're doing it together.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

Once I got a guitar that was relatively user-friendly, but not super-duper easy, I really came on as a guitarist, at that point. It helped. It was a super-expensive guitar either, but something needs to steer you a bit, if you're playing an instrument that is really hard.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

I love the song 'Into the Night.' It's Roy Orbison meets David Lynch meets Iggy Pop on amphetamines. It has a punk edge that is not HIM, per se. It is super melodic and super '60s, and that is very new to me and it is a sense of achievement to me.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

I mean this is a revolution in how campaigns work - more money was spent by super PACs than by either myself or John Faso. So what that means is that if you're a voter in this district you are more likely to have heard from a super PAC than from me or my opponent.

Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

You need to have new people, young people that are super excited and super eager to get in there anytime we're doing something dangerous action-wise. It's pretty annoying but I get it, I understand the enthusiasm, I just give it a little time.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.