Top 885 Surgery Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I have a slight herniation above where I had surgery.

I don't do anything artificial. I don't do Botox or surgery.

I could teach an eighth-grader in twenty minutes how to brief a case. Yet for all three years in most law schools the casebook method of learning the law is still in. The matriculating young lawyer is as qualified to represent a client with the education he has suffered through as a doctor who has never seen a patient, who has never held a scalpel in his hand and who learns surgery by having read text books about it and becomes skilled in surgery, if ever, after having stacked up piles of corpses who represent his pathetic learning process.

You only have one brain. There's no replacement surgery for that.

Plastic surgery is a postmodern veil.

I've had two neck surgeries, a back surgery, three knee surgeries, eye surgery, but I keep bouncing back. I won't go away - kind of like a virus. I don't go away. I keep coming back stronger and stronger. I'm contagious.

The surgery I got is called gastric sleeve.

A lot of the medical imagery has to do with my own biography. I had open heart surgery, I had knee replacements, I had a hiatal hernia, etc. Every time you go for surgery, you get a whole spectrum of imaging. Of course, I've been doing research in imaging technology across the board for close to twenty years. When you think about it, medical imaging is actually quite new. The first major medical image was the x-ray in 1895. That was the first time you got imaging of anything that's in the bodily interior.

Brain surgery is not like politics and vice versa.

If you play a doctor on TV, you probably shouldn't try performing surgery.

The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed.

Many good people, being influenced by the bold spirit of the times, are now seeking surgery for the wife or the husband so they may avoid pregnancies and comply with the strident voice demanding a reduction of children. It was never easy to bear and rear children, but easy things do not make for growth and development. But loud, blatant voices today shout 'fewer children' and offer the Pill, drugs, surgery, and even ugly abortion to accomplish that. Strange the proponents of depopulating the world seem never to have thought of continence!

Surgery is just stabbing in a courteous environment

Truth, like surgery, may hurt, but it cures.

You can actually take a weekend course in cosmetic surgery.

I'm addicted to cosmetic surgery!

Meanwhile in my head, I’m undergoing open-heart surgery.

You dont need money, or plastic surgery to be a star

I knew I needed surgery and I didn't want to have it and I ended up having it.

Economics is not brain surgery.

I've had some surgery and shoulder problems.

Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery.

Most of the really good songs are dead true. ... It had to have happened to have the song be there. Every time I've tried to make stuff up it just kind of falls flat. So the majority of my work is something that happened to me, I saw happen to someone else, or a friend of mine told me happened. There is a certain amount of theatrical and poetic license. People are supposed to like it, that's why you're doing it. It's supposed to be fun. It's not brain surgery, it's heart surgery. They're just songs.

The fundamental act of medical care is assumption of responsibility. Surgery has assumed responsibility for disease which is largely acute, local or traumatic. This is responsibility for the entire range of injuries and wounds, local infections, benign and malignant tumors, as well as a large fraction of those pathologic processes and anomalies which are localized in the organs of the body. The study of surgery is a study of these diseases, the conditions and details of their care.

Cosmetic surgery is not "cosmetic," and human flesh is not "plastic." Even the names trivialize what it is. It's not like ironing wrinkles in fabric, or tuning up a car, or altering outmoded clothes, the current metaphors. Trivialization and infantilization pervade the surgeons' language when they speak to women: "a nip," a "tummy tuck."...Surgery changes one forever, the mind as well as the body. If we don't start to speak of it as serious, the millennium of the man-made woman will be upon us, and we will have had no choice.

We know nothing of the principle of health, the positive of which pathology is the negative, except from observation and experience. Nothing but observation and experience will teach us the ways to maintain or to bring back the state of health. It is often thought that medicine is the curative process. It is no such thing; medicine is the surgery of functions as surgery proper is that of limbs and organs.

I don't want plastic surgery or fillers or Botox.

I haven't had plastic surgery.

I didn't have to undergo reconstructive surgery.

I don't believe for one second that the eye surgery has helped me on the mound

Botox to me is not surgery.

I had heart surgery when I was 17.

I've had surgery on my knee and both feet and my elbow.

Radical surgery is never fun.

Making records is not brain surgery.

I say if a woman wants to get plastic surgery, go for it.

The lap-band surgery has been tremendous.

I had cataract surgery a while back.

Anyone who thinks I'm a plastic-surgery freak is insane.

The neck is not something you should have surgery on that much.

Don't cut bangs with a hatchet. Don't do brain surgery with a pickax.

Rapping about a surgery is something that makes sense for me to do.

I wanted to say something to cheer her up. I had a feeling that cheering her up might be a lot of work. I was thinking of how sometimes, trying to say the right thing to people, it’s like some kind of brain surgery, and you have to tweak exactly the right part of the lobe. Except with talking, it’s more like brain surgery with old, rusted skewers and things, maybe like those things you use to eat lobster, but brown. And you have to get exactly the right place, and you’re touching around in the brain but the patient, she keeps jumping and saying, “Ow.

I'm not even sure I like surgery, but I like what it does, I like the effects. I like to be able to give people longevity and quality of life, and I also think it's good for people to use the special gifts and talents that they have. And when I was in medical school, when I began to analyze the gifts and talents that I had, I realized that surgery would probably be a very good fit for me.

Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one's saying anything. We're just accepting the fact that they're strange-looking.

Everyone has that friend who's every day, like, 'I hate my nose, I hate my nose, I hate my nose.' You either need to come to peace with it and be like, alright, I hate it, but it's part of me - or change it. So I'm not against plastic surgery, I'm against plastic surgery when it doesn't really need to be done.

Soccer isn't brain surgery, have fun.

I can always tell when people have had plastic surgery.

Painting is as difficult as brain surgery. It's not that relaxing. But that's the discipline.

I wouldn't consider cosmetic surgery.

I won't have plastic surgery. You either take me as I am, or you don't.

I have had no plastic surgery on my face. Can I leave it at that?

Winning is only important in war and surgery.

This isn't brain surgery; it's just television.

The act of love strongly resembles torture or surgery.

Dealing with adversity is like preparing for surgery. By putting our faith in what the doctor has said, we believe we will be better off if we have the surgery. But that does not make it any less painful. By submitting to the hand of a surgeon, we are saying that our ultimate goal is health, even at the cost of pain. Adversity is the same way. It is a means to an end. It is God's tool for the advancement of our spiritual lives.

I'm not having plastic surgery.

Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.

Acting's entertainment. It's not brain surgery.

I would get plastic surgery. It sounds fun.