Top 842 Swear Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

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Last updated on April 20, 2025.
You should not take a fellow eight years old and make him swear to never kiss the girls.
I swear there are things you can do to work on problem areas without having to think about plastic surgery.
Do not swear by the moon, for she changes constantly. Then your love would also change. — © William Shakespeare
Do not swear by the moon, for she changes constantly. Then your love would also change.
You go to him for advice? He’s only what? Five years old? I swear I own older sweaters. (Tory)
Utility is the great idol of the age, to which all powers must do service and all talents swear allegiance.
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.
But when everyone tells you you're crazy and no one believes you when you swear you aren't, a small part of you will always wonder if they're right.
I am so fidgety - I swear I have ADD - and I always need to be doing something or being outside, just playing sports.
See there?" Jem was scowling triumphantly. "Nothin' to it. I swear, Scout, sometimes you act so much like a girl its mortifyin
You can do anything, really. And that, l think, is one of the exciting possibilities of the present, l swear, is the possibility that the goddamn thing can be modaled throughout.
Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.
You touch me again, you arrogant Ardenine swine, and I swear on the blood of Hanalea the warrior, I will geld you. Do you understand? — © Cinda Williams Chima
You touch me again, you arrogant Ardenine swine, and I swear on the blood of Hanalea the warrior, I will geld you. Do you understand?
And you, Kibbles, had better lay off me. One more growl and I swear I’m going to geld you with a spoon. (Zarek)
I know all the swear words. I just don't use them. There are worse things in life than being called a Lady.
I say something bad every day, but I like to swear sparingly because it has more impact.
I solemnly swear that I will bear true and faithful allegiance to the Queen when she pays her income tax.
I know a lot of people don't have their parents in their life - their mother, their father - but I've got the best two you could ask for, I swear.
Sure there is none but fears a future state; And when the most obdurate swear they do not, Their trembling hearts belie their boasting tongues.
People have been unkind to me, but I do not want to swear vengeance. I am a simple human being.
I thought I’d learn a few new words, but the men were too shocked to even swear this time.
I swear I pick up little gems from every artist that I work with. That's why I'm so appreciative that I've been able to be a songwriter first.
Some people aren't satisfied that I'm a gay man in a woman's body and swear that I'm secretly a real boy.
For without you, I swear, the town Has become like a prison to me. Distraction and the mountain And the desert, all I desire.
None so nearly disposed to scoffing at religion as those who have accustomed themselves to swear on trifling occasions.
I swear. Everyone here gets so worked up over the most minute details. ~Mayuri Kurotsuchi
I swear, you are the only person I know who makes decisions based on what will provide the best material for a diary.
I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.
I don't drink in public. I don't swear on TV. All I want is for people to say Chris Eubank is an all-right guy.
By innocence I swear, and by my youth, I have one heart, one bosom, and one truth, And that no woman has, nor never none Shall mistress be of it save I alone.
I do walk with a bit of a swagger. I do swear a lot. And people are going to be offended by that. But in this PC world, you can't be honest.
I get really bad road rage, and if my daughter is in the car I have to bite my lip and try not to swear.
Today, January 23, 2019, I swear to formally assume the powers of the national executive as president in charge of Venezuela.
I swear Kim Kardashian's first marriage lasted longer than some of my iPhone chargers.
In the discharge of duties my guide will be the Constitution, which I this day swear to preserve, protect, and defend.
A foreign swear-word is practically inoffensive except to the person who has learnt it early in life and knows its social limits.
I tried to be all intellectual and erudite and with others I'd just swear and curse and be an idiot. And suddenly, when they're all in one space, I don't know who I am.
If one more person tells me this is just like old times, I swear I'll jump out the window. — © Buster Keaton
If one more person tells me this is just like old times, I swear I'll jump out the window.
I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
I don't swear much; I've taken those words out of my vocabulary, and having kids, you have to have two sets of language!
It is an outrage that Donald Trump can swear and scream on national television and no one says boo about how he presents himself.
It don't spit or swear or sleep around. I've always maintained I'm the most radical rock'n'roll singer Britain has ever seen.
I swear you’re a woman. (Devyn) I would respond to that, but I don’t want to distract you while you’re attempting to drive and I’m dependent on you for my life. (Sway)
We swear by the Quran and Sunnah, and we will not compromise with any infidel... Islam is the truth and all else is falsehood.
Some people swear by writing courses, but whether it really helps American poetry, I have doubts.
Woody Pines is the best band I ever heard in my life I swear. I'm their biggest fan now!
I've got these die-hard fans on Facebook, and you'd swear they haven't heard anything I've done since 1962, 1963.
I swear I have at least one good song idea a day. But if I don't get pen to paper in ten seconds, it's gone forever. — © Cary Ann Hearst
I swear I have at least one good song idea a day. But if I don't get pen to paper in ten seconds, it's gone forever.
I always resented books that tried to teach a lesson, where the characters are too good: They don't swear, they tell their mothers everything.
Swear me, Kate, like a lady as thou art, A good mouth-filling oath.
I swear, I end up feeling empty, like you've taken something out of me and I have to search my body for scars.
I swear by the invigorating shampoo and conditioner by Como Shambhala. When you’re in need for a quick mental vacation, it does the trick
I am not bound over to swear allegiance to any master; where the storm drives me I turn in for shelter.
You make one solo album, and some people swear you're about to leave the band or there are creative differences.
Working out is incredibly boring. I swear it's true that the bigger your muscles get, the fewer brain cells you have.
For one kiss, darling, I swear everything I would give. Cause you're a walking, talking reason to live.
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.
When old Bobby does Elvis, you swear it's the real mccoy. Another Friday night in the life of a country boy.
I remember the nuns used to swear quite a lot, so I think maybe it's picking it up from them.
If you sat around there long enough and heard all the phonies applauding and all, you got to hate everybody in the world, I swear you did.
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