Top 275 Swine Flu Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

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Last updated on December 20, 2024.
I had the flu in New York and pushed the President of the United States off the front pages.
When you struggle hard and lose money, you're a hero. When you start making money you become a capitalist swine.
Marriage, in contrast to the flu, starts with a fever and ends with the chills. — © Georg C. Lichtenberg
Marriage, in contrast to the flu, starts with a fever and ends with the chills.
Sometimes I don't even accept the simplest medical treatment, such as, for example, the anti-flu vaccine.
Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed ... into my mouth.
It's either the flu or love... The symptoms are the same.
Sticking to my schedule, I've gotten over seven months ahead, which allowed me to write a 'Pearls Before Swine' movie script for the big screen.
I played through flu-like symptoms before. It was frustrating.
Sometimes I think that Darwin made a mistake and that in fact man is descended from the pig, because eight out of every ten members of the human race are swine, and as crooked as a hog's tail.
This is the sin against the Holy Ghost: - To speak of bloody power as right divine, And call on God to guard each vile chief's house, And for such chiefs, turn men to wolves and swine.
Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends.
The flu is very unpredictable when it begins and in how it takes off.
We are watching very closely to see how the disease associated with bird flu, when it hits humans, is evolving. — © David Nabarro
We are watching very closely to see how the disease associated with bird flu, when it hits humans, is evolving.
What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.
Depression isn't about, 'Woe is me, my life is this, that and the other', it's like having the worst flu all day that you just can't kick.
Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine.
I partnered with AstraZeneca to help launch the 'Mom Nose Best' campaign, where I provide tips for flu season.
Sharp and mild, dull and keen, well known and strange, dirty and clean, where both the fool and wise are seen: All this am I, have ever been, - in me dove, snake and swine convene!
I know my own nation best. That's why I despise it the most. And know and love my own people, too, the swine. I'm a patriot. A dangerous man.
Colds, ulcers, flu, and cancer are things we get. Schizophrenia is something we are.
The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!
Disneyland's a mess. And it's not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has crabs. And the Monorail? Mono.
The flu can definitely set you up for bacterial pneumonias.
Knowledge is the vaccination that keeps you away from the flu of misery
It [salvation] is not this flu shot mentality of an invitation of the Gospel.
I have been laid up with intentional flu.
The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it.
Growing up in a Muslim family, I didn't eat pork and was tactically vegetarian at school in a bid to avoid accidentally dining on swine, a galling prospect.
Gossip columnists are diseases, like 'flu. Everyone is subject to them.
We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.
Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.
Who knows not Circe, The daughter of the Sun , whose charmed cup Whoever tasted, lost his upright shape, And downward fell into a groveling swine?
There we times when everybody in the house has the flu. You're cleaning up vomit and it's 2 in the morning, and you're wishing there was somebody else there to help you.
Duke is an ugly word in Kentucky. Nothing in the world compares to the joy of beating those hateful swine from Duke.
Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man. The pig is taught by sermons and epistles / To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles.
With 'Epicloud,' I wanted something catchy as the flu but with a sentiment that is romantic, positive, and beautiful. Spiritual without religion and set to heavy music.
Even the pandemic flu of 1918 only killed one to two percent of the people who were infected.
[After she and Clare Boothe Luce met in a doorway and the latter said, 'Age before beauty':] Pearls before swine. — © Dorothy Parker
[After she and Clare Boothe Luce met in a doorway and the latter said, 'Age before beauty':] Pearls before swine.
The pest of society are the egotist, they are dull and bright, sacred and profane, course and fine. It is a disease that like the flu falls on all constitutions.
Sticking to my schedule, Ive gotten over seven months ahead, which allowed me to write a Pearls Before Swine movie script for the big screen.
Everybody's probably had the flu before, so you kind of know it takes a couple of days to get your energy back, especially when you're playing sports.
Shaking hands is a pretty good way to get yourself sick, not necessarily with Ebola, but with a million other germs that can cause colds and flu.
In terms of flu prevention, for my son I'll do a quick smoothie, usually with spinach, avocado or broccoli. And then throw in strawberries and blueberries to hide the greens.
You touch me again, you arrogant Ardenine swine, and I swear on the blood of Hanalea the warrior, I will geld you. Do you understand?
Flu vaccine is far and away the most underutilized.
I personally never get vaccinated for the flu, because no.
Age before beauty, and pearls before swine.
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile - and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely.
The best thing about getting a flu shot is that you never again need to wash your hands. That's how I see it. — © Chuck Palahniuk
The best thing about getting a flu shot is that you never again need to wash your hands. That's how I see it.
If I have a gig in the evening, I get 'the doom' at about 5 P.M., when I think I'm getting flu.
For the planet's sake, I hope we have bird flu or some other thing that will reduce the population, because otherwise we're doomed.
We've become a nation of wolves, ruled by sheep. Owned by swine, overfed, and put to sleep. While the media elite declare what to think, I'll be wide awake, on the edge, and on the brink.
God showers upon us his gifts-more than enough for all; But like swine scrambling for food, we tread them in the mire, and rend each other.
I have always thought the suicide should bump off at least one swine before taking off for parts unknown.
I can be a little obsessive about avoiding colds and flu. Thera Zinc Echinacea lozenges are awesome, and I almost always have some with me.
I will endanger your species like an ostrich, Hold you hostage, and crazy feed you swine sausage!
A flu shot just compromises your immune system.
You know what, December's a funny time of the year, because the weather changes, the central heating comes on; sometimes you can get colds and coughs and flu.
It is a good idea for everyone who does not have contra-indications to receive a flu shot.
The flu-casters would draw out the maps and keep people engaged at regular intervals ... beaming it from the WHO bunker.
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