Top 490 Tables Quotes & Sayings

Creativity always dies a quick death in rooms that house conference tables.

My worst job would have to be waiting tables at a restaurant in N.Y. My boss was evil.

I was the kid who was drawing on tables or removing the legs of furniture.

You know, I'm not terribly fast at my times tables, because that's not what I think mathematics is about.

We have two tables on our airplane that are set up with the games.

Show me your flowcharts and conceal your tables, and I shall continue to be mystified. Show me your tables, and I won't usually need your flowcharts; they'll be obvious.

If I were president, I would turn the tables and allow the fetus to abort its mother.

As a movie star, you get good tables at restaurants.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

There are houses where they don't any longer have dining tables. They will sit in front of the telly and eat.

It was exactly an assembly line. You could look into infinity down these rows of drawing tables.

Tables turn, bridges burn, you live and learn.

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned.

As artists we need to stop making work only for gallery or museum walls, or the coffee tables of collectors.

When I'm not focused, I'm quite possibly one of the more clumsy people on the planet. I'll walk into doorways and coffee tables.

If our message reaches the kitchen tables, we are in good shape.

Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one.

I can be very polite, but I've found that doesn't always get a result. You have got to bang and thump tables.

Modeling was successful for me. I didn't have to wait tables or anything like that, so that was nice. And I got to see the entire world.

April in Paris, chestnuts in blossom, holiday tables under the trees.

I waited tables in New York, and when you're in that line of work, you often have a horrible boss.

Me, I was waiting tables of 13 and married at 19. I graduated from public schools, and taught elementary school.

No flipping tables over any more for me.

Probably the biggest thing is the private planes. Wow, that thing's amazing. Got all the food on there, a bunch of drinks. I don't know, It's just amazing, never seen nothing like it. Tables, tables on planes, that's amazing. That was probably the biggest 'whoa' for me, like, 'I made it'. This big private jet, you're like, 'Whoa.'

My first wedding was 15 people at our condo. The second was maybe about a hundred people at this fabulous casino. And you know what? I have almost no pictures of the second one, because I put disposable cameras on the tables, because everyone said, "The best pictures are the most candid! The best pictures are the ones people just take!" So, I put disposable cameras on the tables, and guess what? There were so many kids there that those cameras were stomped on. I had so many pictures of the floor, of people's eyes, of someone's finger.

I couldn't care less about league tables. I'm more interested in kitchen tables and conference room tables.

I love round tables. They suit me so much better than a square.

Keep a minimum of 15” between coffee tables and sofas

Some people are so into web standards that they've removed all the tables from their houses

It is the fact that the electrons cannot all get on top of each other that makes tables and everything else solid.

The dead sit at our tables long after they have gone.

Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yard.

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned

When there are four or five tables going on it is hard to keep your concentration.

I just waited tables three nights a week to cover the bases.

My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar.

I moved to New York and couldn't get a job as an actor. And waited tables for so long.

You'd never catch me dancing on tables in public. I have no desire to be known for my personal life.

Fusion is the future. The mixing of ideas. The two lunch tables working together. Humanity...we're 1 people.

As long as I don't have to go back to the catering hall and wait tables anymore, I'm very happy.

Thailand's seafood industry is the third largest in the world. And much of it is ending up on our dinner tables.

I was a waitress years ago when I was first trying to become an actress, waiting tables in New York City.

Common sense says that chairs and tables exist independently of whether anyone happens to perceive them or not.

My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living.

From the sun did I learn this, when it goeth down, the exuberant one: gold doth it then pour into the sea, out of inexhaustible riches, -So that the poorest fisherman roweth even with golden oars! For this did I once see, and did not tire of weeping in beholding it. - Like the sun will also Zarathustra go down: now sitteth he here and waiteth, old broken tables around him, and also new tables half-written.

The motion of the stars calculated by the Hindus before some 4500 years vary not even a single minute from the tables of Cassine and Meyer (used in the 19-th century). The Indian tables give the same annual variation of the moon as the discovered by Tycho Brahe - a variation unknown to the school of Alexandria and also to the Arabs who followed the calculations of the school ... The Hindu systems of astronomy are by far the oldest and that from which the Egyptians, Greek, Romans and - even the Jews derived from the Hindus their knowledge.

All my life I have said, "Whatever happens there will always be tables and chairs"--and what a mistake.

If I work on a movie for two months, I should be able to dance on as many tables as I want to.

I really believe waiting tables, and service industry jobs in general, make you a better person.

I have sat at the sumptuous tables of power, but I have not run away with the silverware.

I hate to think of the day when nobody remembers me as an actor and I can't get good tables in restaurants.

I served in the Army. I worked at blue-collar jobs. I washed dishes and bused tables.

My audience is often hands-up, standing and cheering and on tables and all of that kind of things.

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.

The girls grew up playing in my closet - trying on my shoes, etc. Now the tables have turned.

The original version of C did not have structures. So to make tables of objects, process tables and file tables and this tables and that tables, it really was fairly painful.

I think the hardest part of being in the band and trying to make it is waiting, you know? I think, to be fair, if we would have gotten a big break early on, it would have been wasted on us. All of that perseverance you often learn by failing. We went from barely being able to book anywhere to being nominated for Grammys. It's a snowball effect that happens to a lot of bands. I think the hardest part is having a side job: bussing tables, bartending, and waiting tables to make ends meet. Sometimes they are really worth doing, because one day things might actually work out in your favor.

The grand thing about the human mind is that it can turn its own tables and see meaninglessness as ultimate meaning.

Actors wait tables, directors work at video stores.

World barista champions use the AeroPress to make coffee on the folding tray tables of airplanes.