Top 514 Ted Bundy Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

Land!” shouted Thomas. “Is there food?” asked Tubby Ted.

We try to exert a Ted Williams kind of discipline. In his book The Science of Hitting, Ted explains that he carved the strike zone into 77 cells, each the size of a baseball. Swinging only at balls in his "best" cell, he knew, would allow him to bat .400; reaching for balls in his "worst" spot, the low outside corner of the strike zone, would reduce him to .230. In other words, waiting for the fat pitch would mean a trip to the Hall of Fame; swinging indiscriminately would mean a ticket to the minors.

I'm not a fan of Ted Cruz at all.

I like 'Only Fools and Horses' and 'Father Ted.'

Ted Cruz is a small-government conservative.

I'm very secure with my career. I had a great time. Now it's time to sit back like Al Bundy and talk about past glories.

Ted Cruz is trying to have a one-on-one debate with Donald Trump.

I was really into the bimbo archetype that filled late 80s-early 90s TV when I was growing up. You know, women circling the want ads with nail polish, Rhonda Shear from 'U.S.A. Up All Night,' Peggy Bundy.

We had an episode where Bud asks his dad, I was named after the beer, right, Dad? And Ed ONeill, who played my dad, says, Uh. . . . Right, son! My theory is that Bud Bundy was named after marijuana.

I stood by Ted Cruz in 2012. I endorsed President Trump in 2016.

I funded this guy [Ted Cruz]. I gave him a check.

Cliven Bundy is breaking the law. He's breaking the law and he wants all of us to pay for his cattle while he's ranting about people who are part of social welfare programs.

Ted Kennedy was not terribly effective when he first became a senator.

[Donald] Trump is right when he says Ted Cruz citizenship has never been litigated!

Everyone wants to be better because of making 'Ted Lasso' and the way we make it.

All my memories of 'Father Ted' are very pleasant.

Few men try for best ever, and Ted Williams is one of those.

Ted Cruz knew Ben Carson did not leave the campaign.

I would love to face the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase. He is one of my favorites of all time.

Ted Danson is amazing. He's incredible.

The reality is, Ted Cruz has seen his best day.

[Ted] Cruz may have been hoping his reversal would fly under the radar.

McGeorge Bundy was a brilliant man who'd had a meteoric academic career and was the youngest man ever to be dean of the Harvard faculty. But he was also arrogant and looked upon all sorts of people and politicians as not to be taken all that seriously.

On the question of preserving public lands, Trump replies that our elected officials have spent too long rewarding 'special interests,' by which I assume he doesn't mean petroleum companies and the Bundy family.

I dropped the 'Bundy' with my country music because I wanted it to be two separate things: There's me as a songwriter and a country singer, and there's me as a Broadway performer.

I was in Africa once. I was in Kenya. I got off the plane, and I thought, 'Africa...' Some guy in a dashiki said, 'Mr. Bundy. Oh my God, it's you.'

I haven't done the profoundly impactful work many TED speakers have.

There`s a line of thinking about Ted Cruz.

I enjoyed working with Ted Kennedy.

If you talk about people that lie, this Ted Cruz, this is the biggest liar I've ever seen.

Ted Kennedy was a giant - no doubt about it.

I'd love to do something a little different than 'Ted.'

Ted Cruz just in a different league. He understands conservatism because he is.

I listen to a lot of TED talks and motivational speakers.

Generally, TED speakers are believers in the scientific method.

Let [Ted] Cruz - let the people go to the courts and see if he's here legitimately. I don't know. I'm not going to get into that.

BEFORE THERE WAS BILLY COLLINS & TED KOOSER, THERE WAS EDGAR GUEST

I used to have nightmares that they would put 'He played Ted' on my tombstone.

What was Ted Kennedy? Was he not the ultimate insider in Washington, yet maintaining philosophical views, when necessary?

Ted Cruz announcing he`s no longer never [Donald] Trump.

I attended TED in 2007 and 2008, the last two years the conference was held in Monterey.

TED was simply wonderful, an intellectual spa, a 21st-century Chataqua, superb and singular.

I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Sir,” James asked, “what are we going to do?” “We’re going to look for water,” said Alf. “And food?” said Tubby Ted. “Water first,” said Alf. “We can go days without food.” “We can what?” Tubby Ted shouted.

I also watched where he [Ted Cruz] did a forum that looked like it came right out of a government agency, and it said on top, "Voter Violation," and then it graded you and it scared the hell out of people, and it said the only way you clear up the violation, essentially, is to go and vote for Ted Cruz. I watched that fraudulent document, and I said it's the worst thing I've ever seen in politics.

Lying Ted, right? You know, lying Ted comes in with a bible held high. You know that, right? It`s held high. He puts the bible down and then he starts lying all day long.

The best hitter I ever saw was Ted Williams.

[Ted] Cruz is going down. He looks like a nervous wreck.

I should give a TED Talk about my TV-marathoning skills. It's my sport.

I love documentaries and TED talks.

The people who can save this party are Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, or John Kasich.

Ted [Cruz], you support legalizing people who are in this country illegally.

Ted Danson was wonderful, years before 'Cheers.'

Ted Griffin, who created 'Terriers,' is one of my dearest friends.

'Stone Cold' came in with a monster push as 'The Ringmaster' with Ted DiBiase. That didn't work out.

Rancher Bundy should've told the feds that those were Mexican cows - who came across the border illegally to seek better grazing opportunities. It was an act of love.

I'm not Bill Gates. And I'm not Ted Turner.

I have wrestled gators in Florida. I have sailed the ocean with Ted Turner. I have swam the oceans in the Caribbean.

Ted, damned if I'm not impressed with your candor!

I guess my claim to fame is I've now gaveled Ted Kennedy to order twice.