Top 182 Tee Quotes & Sayings

Fighting is like life. You can do everything to a tee. You can show up and fail. That's no reason to quit.

On the first tee I kept telling myself, "Trust yourself, you can do it."

We don’t want civilians walking around who know about us. Got it? (Tee) Wow, you’re like a ferocious bunny, aren’t you? (Nathan) Worse. A bunny can be fluffy sometimes. Tee always goes for the throat. Trust me. I’m her partner and she’s shot me three times now. (Joe)

The most nerves I've ever felt on the first tee was at the President's Cup.

I stay away from alcohol and cigarettes, as I am a tee-totaller.

But just like I've always said when people complain about tee times, 'I just want a tee time. Just give me one so I can play.

You draw on your own childhood every time you tee it up as an actor.

You know what I hate about rock? I hate tie-dyed tee shirts. I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia.

If you're going to have a bad attitude, you may as well not even tee it up that week because you probably won't play good anyways.

My iron game. I get into trouble a lot with my driver, so I tend to hit 3-wood off the tee.

I call my putter 'Sweet Charity' because it covers such a multitude of sins from tee to green.

You just don't have the time to worry about what others are doing. You just want to take care of your own business. You are focused on that tee shot on the 10th tee and making it to the finish line. It's one of the most stressful moments in professional golf, but you have worked so hard to get to that point, that it really is fun.

I make sure that I'm 100 percent ready to go before I put that tee into the ground.

To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.

A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it.

The devil doesn't wear prada; I'm clearly in a -- white tee.

I can wear a suit, sweatpants, a long tee shirt, and a denim jacket all at the same time.

I went through phases of odd hairstyles and tank top-over-tee outfits and stuff like that.

If I'd been listening closely, I'd have caught the sound of the gods having a great big old tee-hee at my expense.

My sister Suga Tee is doing conscious rap. She speaks to the youth. She has an album coming out soon. She got saved but she is still doing her thing. She still spits good game. She's talented. She sings. I don't know if a lot of people know this but Suga Tee has a beautiful voice. So ya'll look out for her album you dig? And look forward to a future Clique album.

I'm much better off the tee. I'm not a great putter. I do not have a good short game.

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.

When you get to the tee on a really long par 5, I know what you're feeling. You want to let the shaft out on the driver and try to bomb it down there. I get the same feeling. But a big tee shot is not always the best strategy, especially on a long hole.

I am going to make singles with other artists and put those out there - I'd love to work with Bruno Mars, Drake, Kendrick Lamar. But when somebody buys a Tee Grizzley album, all they're going to hear is Tee Grizzley.

What's the longest walk in golf? It's from the practice tee to the first tee. I don't care if it's 10 yards. It's the longest walk in golf. Winners take their swing with them. Losers don't.

I thoroughly enjoy working with kids, whether it's The First Tee or the lesson tee with my grandkids.

I struggle off the tee. If I can hit my driver straight, then I'm usually playing well.

Part of wearing a tee is saying, 'I'm comfortable and casual.'

Ooo, he’s snotty. I like him already. (Tee)

I go to the first tee scared to death every day. The peaks do not seem to last as long as the valleys in this game.

Everything was fine until I walked on to the first tee!

It's so hard to make a good tee shot after a birdie.

I guarantee you, there will be wrestling at Donald Trump's inaugural reception. I guaran-damn-tee it.

In real life I wear one outfit and it's jeans and a white tee shirt.

Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.

I didn't execute to a tee. But my coach always told me if I went out there and did my own thing, it's OK as long as I win.

Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe)

Tee your ball high...air offers less resistance than dirt.

Leaving Verses Poems Quotes To say goodbye Isn't a pain Unless you're never going...! (Tee hee)

Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe)

If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.

Yeah. Kip gets to guard you and I get to house-sit. Life bites the big tee-tawa. (Syn)

Just hopped off the plane came back from Vancouv Little white tee sum boobs & bamboo

But just like I've always said when people complain about tee times, 'I just want a tee time. Just give me one so I can play.'

When I got on tour in 2014, I was hitting a slice off the tee. No joke. Yeah, I had plenty of power, and I knew how to play the curve, but I was a tour player who was watching his tee shots peel 30, 40 yards to the right.

You are so vicious. (Tee) Hence the nickname. (Syd) You know it’s bad when you make me look like Glinda the Good Witch, right? (Tee) Just call me Elphaba. But don’t drop a house on me, ‘kay? (Syd)

I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance.

I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement.

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

I have a 'Golden Tee' machine in my house.

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.

I like questions that tee me up to make weird jokes, frankly.

I'm sorely disappointed that girls don't recognise me in a normal tee and jeans.

You don't have to be long off the tee, and we know the amazing effect an Open crowd can have if you're on your game and how they can lift you.

You’re such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn’t have moved, Joe. It was your fault. (Tee) Yeah, everything’s my fault. (Joe) Good, then we agree. (Tee)

It's easier to go outside and play basketball. You can shoot around by yourself. Play pick-up. Whereas with baseball, no one likes putting a ball on a tee, hitting it, chasing it and putting it back on a tee. You need more than a few guys. So I was always in the neighborhood playing basketball with my friends.

There are three things being a celebrity is good for: raising money for charity, dinner reservations and tee times.

What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.

Not a mark on it. (Joe) Yeah. Wanna check the backseat, where Steele is sitting? I’ll bet there’s a big stain there. (Tee)