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Last updated on April 18, 2025.
The most interesting thing about writing is the way that it obliterates time. Three hours seem like three minutes.
President Obama has begun a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are: Confusion, Delusion, and Desperation.
My three keys to success: One, work hard. Two, be your own person. And three, have a passion for what you're doing. — © Juli Inkster
My three keys to success: One, work hard. Two, be your own person. And three, have a passion for what you're doing.
Character actors just pile up the credits because you work on a movie for, like, a few days. It's not like I'm the lead in everything I do - far from it. I'm not spending three or four months on a picture; I'm spending three or four weeks. Sometimes three or four days.
My two daughters were born in Madrid, I won three Champions Leagues and three La Liga titles as well.
Al Gore adopted three utterly different personas in three national presidential debates.
I described to my patent lawyer our new algorithm-that I was hoping to patent- about detecting clustering, that involved three probabilities ? , ?, ? that add-up to 1, and mentioned that it is like "a three-sided coin". A few days later he came up with a patent application for a "three-sided-coin".
Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.
I want to get one more world title. Three titles at three weight classes, and without a doubt 145 is my best option.
Man…who lives in three places – in the past, in the present, and in the future – can be unhappy if one of these three is worthless. Religion has even added a fourth – eternity.
Out upon it, I have loved Three whole days together; And am like to love three more, If it prove fair weather.
I think in 'Rocky IV' there are three montages with three five-minute songs, which is insane. You can't do that today.
And one of the three great things in the world is gossip, you know. First there's religion; and then there's science; and there's-and then there's friendly gossip. Those are the three-the three great things.
God is omnipotent; God is wholly good; and yet evil exists. There seems to be some contradiction between these three propositions, so that if any two of them were true the third would be false. But at the same time all three are essential parts of most theological positions: the theologian it seems, at once must adhere and cannot consistently adhere to all three.
Colour as perceived by us is a function of three independent variables at least three are I think sufficient, but time will show if I thrive. — © James Clerk Maxwell
Colour as perceived by us is a function of three independent variables at least three are I think sufficient, but time will show if I thrive.
What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter.
my present Profession is Physick - Now, when my Pockets are full, I cure a Patient in three Days; when they are empty, I keep him three Months.
So we find that the three possible solutions of the great problem of increasing human energy are answered by the three words: food, peace, work.
I like photographing women who appear to know something of life. I recently did a session with a great beauty, a movie star in in her thirties. I photographed her twice within three weeks and the second time I said: "You're much more beautiful today than you were three weeks ago." And she replied: "But I'm also three weeks older.
The negative about acting is that you have to spend a great deal of time away from your friends and loved ones, but it's not like working a 9-5 job and only having two or three weeks off a year. I may not have seen my girlfriend for two or three months, but then we can spend two or three months together solidly.
I have always declared God to be a distinct personage, Jesus Christ a separate and distinct personage from God the Father, and the Holy Ghost was a distinct personage and a Spirit: and these three constitute three distinct personages and three Gods.
A talib fires three shots at point-blank range at three girls in a van and doesn't kill any of them. This seems an unlikely story.
There are three types of actions : purposeful, habitual, and gratuitous. Characters , to be immediate and apprehensible, must be presented by all three.
It's better to have three broken engagements than three divorces.
From the three, you then use one to make eight ones. You add those ones to the three, and you get one-three base eight, or, in other words, In base ten you have eleven, and you take away seven. And seven from eleven is four. Now go back to the sixty-fours, you're left with two.
Growing up with three brothers and three sisters, I was the storyteller of the family... what my mother called 'The Liar.'
Only allow yourself to think negative thoughts and/or complain about anything for three minutes, three times a day.
Botswana had three successive good presidents who served their legal terms, who did well for their countries - three, not one.
He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.
Getting sober was one of the three pivotal events in my life, along with becoming an actor and having a child. Of the three, finding my sobriety was the hardest thing.
Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.
I think a man can have two, maybe three, affairs while he is married. But three is the absolute maximum. After that, you're cheating.
In Europe, it is not so unusual for directors to move between opera, theatre, and film, and I have at least three girlfriends I can think of who have directed in all three genres.
Yeah, about sixteen to twenty weeks a year. For example, we can do America in six or seven weeks. You can do Europe in three weeks; England in two weeks. South America you could do in three weeks; Asia you could do in three weeks.
There are three dominant tendencies in a neoliberal society: financialized, privatized, militarized. And when it comes to black poor people, we get all three.
The man who has learned that three plus one are four doesn't have to go through a proof of that assertion with coins, or dice, or chess pieces, or pencils. He knows it, and that's that. He cannot conceive a different sum. There are mathematicians who say that three plus one is a tautology for four, a different way of saying "four" ... If three plus one can be two, or fourteen, then reason is madness.
Being gay has nothing to do with the three gold medals or the three MVPs or the four championships I've won. I'm still the same person. I'm Sheryl.
I worry about Rick Perry. One, he's too conservative, Two, his debating skills. And three ... Oh crap, what was three? — © David Letterman
I worry about Rick Perry. One, he's too conservative, Two, his debating skills. And three ... Oh crap, what was three?
I have lost three semi-finals at Newlands. I was hoping that last year would be a lucky number three. It was close, but we could not make it.
I can't just react on the strength of an email and three pages of synopsis, and say I'm going to take off for three months of my life.
Three cheers for the war. Three cheers for Italy's war and three cheers for war in general. Peace is hence absurd or rather a pause in war.
During three decades' worth of sexual harassment allegations, Harvey Weinstein lined the pockets of Democrats to the tune of three quarters of a million dollars.
You may write twenty lines one day--or even three like Euripides in three days--and a hundred lines in one more day--and yet on the hundred, may have been expended as much good work, as on the twenty and the three.
I am the best-natured creature in the world, and yet I have already killed three, and of these three two were priests.
I've been an entrepreneur three times. I started three companies.
I started reading when I was about three, a little over three.
Character actors just pile up the credits because you work on a movie for like a few days. It's not like I'm the lead in everything I do - far from it. I'm not spending three or four months on a picture; I'm spending three or four weeks. Sometimes three or four days.
The only way you can play with three strikers - which we did at Juventus - is if the three work really hard, and become the first defenders.
However, there's three reasons for doing things in this particular world. One is love, one is prestige and the other's money. If you get all three together, that's fine.
I would love to act. I get to do it in three and a half minutes in a video on a three-day shoot, which is fun. — © Brendon Urie
I would love to act. I get to do it in three and a half minutes in a video on a three-day shoot, which is fun.
I'm one of five; I have three sisters, so I've always had three best girlfriends. Actually, I'm the middle child, so it's no surprise I went into acting! There's a need to be seen.
One of the great awards from a chef's point of view are Michelin stars. The ultimate is three Michelin stars. For example, Gordon Ramsey has three Michelin stars. Having one Michelin star is a big deal, two is incredible and having three puts you in a bracket of maybe 30 chefs worldwide.
'Monkeys' is made up of nine short stories that tell an overall story. 'Folly' is a series of vignettes all put together to tell a larger story. In 'Lust and Other Stories,' there are nine stories - three, three, three; the beginnings of love, the middles, and the afters.
In the old physics, three times two equals six and two times three equals 6 are reversible propositions. Not in quantum physics. Three times two and two times three are two different matters, distinct and separate propositions.
I don't do well with changes in my routine. I read at least three newspapers a day, for example. I'm frustrated if for some reason I can't get ahold of all three.
Why have women passion, intellect, moral activity these, three and a place in society where no one of the three can be exercised?
We've been around for almost three decades now - there's about three generations of Bon Jovi fans.
The Red God takes what is his, lovely girl. And only death may pay for life. You saved me and the two I was with. You stole three deaths from the Red God. We have to give them back. Speak three names and the man will do the rest. Three lives I will give you - no more, no less, and we're done.
Bobsled boils down to three things - your equipment, start, and drive. To win the Olympics requires all three.
You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." To a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
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