Top 453 Tickets Quotes & Sayings

I've spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car.

I have season tickets to the Lakers and the Clippers.

We have a lot of secondary market problems in the U.K.; it's really bad there. And lots of artists are starting to participate in it, because they put the tickets up at a certain price, then the tickets get marked up by the secondary sellers, and someone else gets twice as much as you.

Offense sells tickets, but defense wins championships.

I don't hype a fight to sell tickets.

If the law imposed the death penalty for parking tickets, we'd not only have fewer parking tickets, we'd also have much less driving.

If I want to travel with my family I have to purchase 7 airline tickets.

Look at the shows that are really successful on Broadway. They're musicals. They're things that a woman will pick out the tickets for, or a man will buy the tickets with a woman in mind. It's a date. It's boyfriend-girlfriend, husband-wife. That's what the theater in New York has become.

If you can get tickets, a show on Broadway is worth the effort and expense.

I have gotten so many tickets. I hope I don't get my license revoked.

Life is a lottery that we've already won. But most people have not cashed in their tickets.

We've created a multitrillion-dollar edifice for dispensing the medical equivalent of lottery tickets - and have only the rudiments of a system to prepare patients for the near certainty that those tickets will not win. Hope is not a plan, but hope is our plan.

An important key to investing is to remember that stocks are not lottery tickets.

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

I don't think profit margins are great when you're giving away free tickets!

When I give concerts, the tickets sell for five dollars to one hundred dollars, but for my concerts the five-dollar seats are down in front... the further back you go, the more you have to pay. The hundred dollar seats are the last two rows, and those tickets go like hotcakes! In fact, if you pay two hundred dollars you don't have to come at all.

I get tickets all the time and can't stay under the speed limit. I'm bad at that.

Filmmaking is a real democracy - it's up to the audience to vote with their tickets.

Every time you buy tickets on Ticketmaster, you help to digitize a book.

I think we've got every chance of being an Olympic sport and, if they did put us in, I know they'd sell a lot of tickets and the atmosphere would be fantastic. I would love to see it, I really would. If you want to sell tickets and get thousands of people there, then do it.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

The best thing about being an actress is getting good concert tickets.

I'm not supporting nor not supporting TV casting shows - there is no doubt they are created for financial reasons - but I don't have a problem with wanting to sell tickets, and if you want to do an arena version of a rock musical, you have to sell a lot of tickets to justify the cast.

The day after we had pitched a game, it was our duty to stand at the gate, and afterwards to count the tickets. I remember counting 30,000 tickets one day at the Polo Grounds in New York.

Due to broken windows policing, the following interactions can lead to tickets, arrests and summonses, warrants if tickets go unpaid and, in some cases, violence: jaywalking, sleeping on a park bench, spitting, putting your feet up on the subway, and more.

Adventure upon all the tickets in the lottery, and you lose for certain; and the greater the number of your tickets the nearer your approach to this certainty.

We're constantly buying airplane tickets; we travel on the Concorde.

I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude, Darth Maul, he was down with Satan. Put it this way, Satan loves to party, he loves to f**k and he loves to eat rich, delicious food. Actually that sounds a lot like Kyle Gass (his bandmate).

I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I got to 'Saturday Night Live' where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with.

They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

If you can't sell tickets you'll struggle.

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

People don't buy tickets to a race to hear my political views.

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.

I get parking tickets all the time.

Life offers us tickets to places which we have not knowingly asked for.

The offense sells tickets and the defense wins the games.

The only riots were the people trying to get tickets.

If you can't get an acting job, then go backstage. Or take tickets.

Selling tickets at the Bing Theater at LACMA was my first job in L.A.

One day, people will be able to buy tickets to visit space.

Rihanna can sell just as many tickets in Cape Town as she can in Detroit.

Well, men go to musicals. Women are the ones that buy the tickets for plays.

BSP gives tickets to Muslim candidates in areas where they are in good numbers so that they can enter Parliament and Assembly. On the contrary, Congress gives only a few tickets to the minorities.

I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life.

On my first European solo tour, I was selling maybe 50 tickets a city until I showed up in Paris and heard the show was already at 150 tickets, which, at the time, really blew my mind and took me by complete surprise.

I spend most of my money in Prada or plane tickets.

I am not an actress who demands for only business class tickets.

We don't have sports tickets, we don't have corporate jets. We don't have stadiums named after us.

If you're giving me tickets to the football game, baseball game or hockey game, I'm taking the tickets to the hockey game. For me, it's by far the most fun sport to go and watch live and be part of. I just don't know why it doesn't translate as well on TV.

My husband and I have season tickets to the Giants games, and we go there as fans to enjoy it.

Minority views expressed in films simply don't sell tickets.

I'm in the worst place you can be. I sell magazines and not movie tickets.

Why shouldn't people be able to buy movie tickets on Amazon? Or Google or Flixster, or IMDb? I don't care who you have a relashionship with. This isn't about Fandango or MovieTickets. This is about you. Where do you buy stuff? Are you an Amazon Prime member? Then I want to be on Amazon Prime. Are you a Yahoo guy? Then I want to sell on Yahoo. Are you a Google guy? Then I want to sell tickets on Google.

I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.

I was in New York, I went to a Yankees game and I called and said, 'Can I get tickets to the Knicks game?' They said, 'We can't get you tickets no more to the Knicks game.'... They had tickets, but they said they didn't have no tickets for me.

Interviewing somebody is a lot different than being handed a stick in a 20,000-seat arena and trying to sell tickets. You're very green when you start. I'm still learning things to this day. I'm decent at interviews now, but man, getting people to buy tickets is the easiest thing in the world for me.

The first year I was in Edinburgh in 1999 I got six parking tickets.

It's hard to get concert tickets.

We'd go to the crappiest mountain because they had the cheapest lift tickets.