Top 1200 Tight Pants Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

I'm just at home all the time wearing jogging pants.

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?

I feel like baggy pants are cool.

Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.

Youve just got to go with what you have in your pants.

I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years.

You must be the brother. I hope so, I'm wearing his pants.

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire

I have a tight-knit Southern family.

I think my morals are perfectly... tight!

War is the greatest fun man can have with his pants on.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.

I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants.

I play better if the matches are tight.

We got off at the next exit, quietly, and, switching drivers, we walked in front of the car. We met and I held him, my hands balled into tight fists around his shoulders, and he wrapped his short arms around me and squeezed tight, so that I felt the heaves of his chest as we realized over and over again that we were still alive. I realized it in waves and we held on to each other crying and I thought, 'God we must look so lame,' but it doesn't matter when you have just now realized, all the time later, that you are still alive.

You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down.

We be tight like frogs ass.

If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

Men should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold.

If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.

Pants get shiny even on a throne.

I'm not supposed to be the one that's caught with his pants down.

I might play in shorts, but I wear the pants.

I'd need a good reason to drop my pants

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

Indian clothes are usually tight.

I guessed princesses-in-training didn’t wear pants.

I like playing a guy who wears pants as opposed to shorts.

It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure.

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I like my jewelry to fit tight.

If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him.

I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.

Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants.

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.

All you need to do is hold on tight...and believe.

being sixteen in the pants I died full of questions

It's the most exciting thing you have ever done with your pants on!

Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving.

If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.

I'd love to do 'The Expendables.' It's just a kick in the pants.

Home is where my house pants live. And they're hideous.

The hottest thing in the world is to wear pants with stockings.

I'm a part of the no-tight-jeans coalition.

It has to be very tight to seem loose.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

Sleep tight, ya morons!

I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants.

It doesn't feel good when you have to struggle to get your pants on.

Put on your big girl pants and deal.

I keep a really tight schedule.

Shirts are for pussies. I take my pants off!

I hate yoga pants anywhere but the gym.

Usually, you have one blocking, one catching tight end.

What I wear is pants. What I do is live. How I pray is breathe.

There are a lot of good tight ends.