Top 1200 Toilet Paper Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

On her baby: He's 16 months old and he eats soap and paper. What's going on with kids?

I'm a bit crazy, so sometimes I just get these mad ideas that, on paper, aren't even possible.

You worked your paper route, mowed the lawn, then played golf all day.

You can't just buy the sports section of 'The New York Times.' You take the whole paper.

I prefer the pen. There is something elemental about the glide and flow of nib and ink on paper.

The most important thing in the kitchen is the waste paper basket and it needs to be centrally located.

The only reason anyone ever called me a hero is because I get this paper, here.

Touch screen voting is a fine thing so long as they have a voter verified paper trail.

Touch screen voting is a fine thing so long as they have a voter-verified paper trail.

So much better to write pen on paper; you can do it anywhere, say, while stuck at the airport.

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag.

I've always felt that the cool thing about being a writer is that all you need is paper to do the job.

If I have the option, I always read the paper or a book or something I can touch and destroy in my own hands.

Before I ever put anything on paper, Jerry and I would talk back and forth.

I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.

Writing is just having a sheet of paper, a pen and not a shadow of an idea of what you are going to say.

Kevin Keegan said if he had a blank sheet of paper, five names would be on it.

The infectious values and myths transmitted by bad sportswriters may be the deadliest words in the paper.

People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.

I write while I'm walking, on little scraps of paper. If I have a melody going, I can feel it for days.

There are two moments worthwhile in writing, the one when you start and the other when you throw it in the waste-paper basket.

I'm way better in person than I am on things like Twitter. I know Twitter is the best and fastest way to connect with fans who really appreciate you but I'm still not cool with it - although I am trying! I try my best but I'm a one-on-one person and I don't want to tell people I'm on the toilet or I just brushed my teeth.

I really can't help what someone thinks of me because they are reading a paper and choosing to believe it.

The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution - 'to spew out paper.'

I probably shouldn't admit this since I work in the tech industry, but I still prefer reading paper books.

It's curious how easy it is to tell a piece of paper what you don't dare say to someone's face.

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.

What my previous film 'Paper Tigers' have proven, is that it can point toward helpful tools for change.

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

I'd like to say is that we shouldn't have an idea that the goal of spiritual practice is to annihilate ones ego, that would be a mistake. In the early years of enlightenment, psychologists were afraid of Hindus and Buddhists meditating because they thought they were going to shatter their egos and then they'd have to wear diapers or something, like they'd lose their toilet training or what have you. They were really afraid of it.

I felt the crumpled paper that had taken the place of my lungs expand as if released from a fist.

Here is a paper with which, if I cannot whip Bobbie Lee, I will be willing to go home!

The Local Paper here asked that me books be banned........THE HIGHEST PRAISE for an Irish writer.

Thinking in its lower grades, is comparable to paper money, and in its higher forms it is a kind of poetry.

FDR, as best as I can tell, had no kind of involvement at all in our conversion to the paper currency.

It would be incorrect to claim that our paper was an endorsement of CO2-induced global warming.

I'm really no different than anybody else; except that sometimes I get my name in the paper.

Come back when you grow up girl, you're still living in a paper doll world.

These paper boats of mine are meant to dance on the ripples of hours, and not reach any destination.

I couldn't imagine having to write a paper and have to think about what song I am going to sing.

I still get my news from the newspaper in the morning. I just have an affection for paper, and that's no secret, I guess.

Oils of cinnamon and eucalyptus are as powerful against some microorganisms as conventional antibiotics, and are especially effective against flus. Sandalwood oil from Mysore, India, is not only a classic perfume oil but is also a traditional remedy for sore throats and laryngitis. Lavender oil, so often used in toilet waters and scented sachets, has a dramatic healing action on burns.

I've done auditions where the casting director is taking the paper out of my hand in the middle of reading.

In these times of uncertainty for paper-based currency, I feel more secure in holding gold.

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.

do not engage in any paper wars. You will convince nobody and arrive at no satisfaction yourself.

My favorite thing is to be alone in a room with a blank paper in front of me and the time to fill it.

Paper and ink are all but trash, if I cannot find the thought which the writer did think.

Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place.

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark.

I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper

After a few thousand watercolors you will find that you have fallen in love with paper and paint.

I don't have a name and I don't have a plot. I have the typewriter and I have white paper and I have me, and that should add up to a novel.

The truth is you don't like the theater except the times when you're in a room by yourself putting the play on paper.

Whereas to write, all you need is paper and an idea, so I felt that writing might be my stepping stone.

Paper is to write things down that we need to remember. Our brains are used to think.

I like to take all my feelings and thoughts and put them down in different ways on paper.

Heaven is purpose, principle, and people. Purgatory is paper and procedure. Hell is rules and regulations.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

A lot of first novels are written long before they're actually put down on paper.