Top 1200 Toilet Seat Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

Are you really going to let a toilet stand in the way of you and financial independence?

Hate American toilets with only toilet paper and no bidets.

Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

I used to learn my lines on the toilet, in the car, at dinner.

Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.

Not to go to the theater is like making one's toilet without a mirror.

I think it's weird going to the toilet in clothes. I don't like it.

I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland.

If a life goes down the toilet, it comes out in a river and meets the sea.

I told CBS, 'My career is going down the toilet, and you're pulling the chain.'

All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet.

No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders.

That which rises and sinks is made up of what it rises from. The finality of the universe is the God Arunachala. Meditating on Him or on the seer, the Self, there is a mental vibration 'I' to which all are reduced. Tracing the source of 'I', the primal 'I-I' alone remains over, and it is inexpressible. The seat of Realisation is within and the seeker cannot find it as an object outside him. That seat is bliss and is the core of all beings. Hence it is called the Heart. The only useful purpose of the present birth is to turn within and realise it. There is nothing else to do.

Here in the Netherlands there are towns that take part in the throwing of toilet bowls for a laugh.

Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper.

So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.

If there's anything I love after my wife and my kids, it's my toilet. I am king there.

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

I've done every series that had gone down the toilet.

The only thing I use the Rolling Stone for is toilet paper when I run out.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper

Sooner or later, all magazines end up in the toilet.

I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.

Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

She cleans a toilet inside and out under a minute. More like terrifying

Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

We buy our own toilet paper even here in the White House.

I wrote my first book in a toilet in a factory where I was a floor sweeper.

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

There's nothing special about losing your virginity over a toilet.

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.

The most work he did on [the urinals] was to run a brush once or twice apiece, singing some song as loud as he could in time to the swishing brush; then he'd splash in some Clorox and he'd be through. ... And when the Big Nurse...came in to check McMurphy's cleaning assignment personally, she brought a little compact mirror and she held it under the rim of the bowls. She walked along shaking her head and saying, "Why, this is an outrage... an outrage..." at every bowl. McMurphy sidled right along beside her, winking down his nose and saying in answer, "No; that's a toilet bowl...a TOILET bowl.

I can't see myself ever spending hundreds of thousands on anything that doesn't come with a toilet.

The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.

The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper.

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.

Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!

My biggest fear is the ocean. It's a great big, powerful sea toilet.

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

I wouldn't go in a fast food outlet even to use the toilet.

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

I'd rather clean my toilet than go to a show-business party.

I learned that I was able to focus. I've always thought of myself as somebody who is like either it's there or it isn't there. I really worked at this, and I focused, and I was able to replace self-doubt with focus. That was something new for me to say self-doubt is there, but it does not need to be in the front row. You can ask it to take a back seat and replace that front row seat with focus.

Being on the toilet stool is the grossest thing there is, to me.

The only reason I'd bring a Bible out here is if I needed toilet paper.

I've got four kids - I unblock a toilet every day.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.