Top 120 Toilets Quotes & Sayings

There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits.

You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets.

Toilets are the best place for awards.

Nobody should have to clean up what goes on around the base of most toilets.

For me, the test of a good office is how clean its toilets are.

I think toilets are more important than temples. No matter how many temples we go to, we are not going to get salvation. We need to give priority to toilets and cleanliness.

No organization works if the toilets don't work, but I don't believe that finding solutions to business problems is my job.

I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.

There is nothing as relaxing as being out on the open sea, listening to the waves and the wind and the sails and voices downstairs yelling "HOW DO YOU FLUSH THESE TOILETS?"

As education and employment secretary in 1997, I inherited hundreds of schools where the roofs leaked, the windows rattled, and they relied entirely on outside toilets.

The only time I used to regret being a woman was when I had to use the toilets on sets when I would be shooting.

I cleaned toilets and shined shoes.

Almost 4.25 lakh toilets were built in 2.62 schools nationwide in one year; this gives self-confidence that we can do what we want.

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing.

I think toilets are more important than temples.

We built everything - toilets included. I think those islands in the middle of nowhere are quite poetic. It's kind of an Oriental Atlantis.

When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'

Whathat!" Tyson gasped. "Those are the stables for the pegasi," I replied, "You know, winged horses?" "Whasthat!" "Um... those are the toilets.

My name is only an anagram of toilets.

People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.

Leadership is about keeping toilets flushing," the Admiral once said. "Unless you're on the battlefront. Then it's about staying alive. Neither are pleasant.

I don't like to use toilets - ever.

All through life there were distinctions - toilets for men, toilets for women; clothes for men, clothes for women - then, at the end, the graves are identical.

I've always thought that the President could do so much here to help change images. If the President would go into a public bathroom in the Capitol, and have the TV cameras film him cleaning the toilets and saying 'Why not? Somebody's got to do it!' then that would do so much for the morale of the people who do the wonderful job of keeping the toilets clean. I mean, it is a wonderful thing that they're doing.

When I'm meant to be standing in the wings, the only way to go is the ladies' toilets. It's the only time I've ever acted in the toilets.

I was a maid, so cleaning toilets wasn't my favorite thing, but honestly, standing outside all day in the cold was worse.

Public toilets have a duty to be accessible, poetry does not.

We have successfully achieved the target of building toilets in schools.

If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it.

The provision of toilets is a minimum requirement for the dignity of our women.

Under Swachh Bharat initiative, the government has built nine crore toilets.

In 2014, I heard Modi ji speak about toilets. For the first time, I saw a prime minister with such an outlook. I was impressed.

It wasn't long ago I was cleaning toilets and now I have protestors. How cool is this?

An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.

I tell myself that's what you get when you put thirty-one toilets on the most popular girl's front yard. People tend to treat you a little differently than before.

Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice.

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.

We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success.

The Australian backyard was once built for tradesmen and outdoor toilets. As suburbs spread, it became a playground and source of pride.

Throughout the day I suddenly get bursts of excitement about not very much at all, like those things in public toilets that puff out air freshener.

As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently followed by, 'Do you know if they have an accessible toilet?'

I spent three weeks on a converted shrimp trawler with 17 people, two toilets, and one shower, all the while diving every day with very active sharks.

Cleanliness and sanitation were closest to Gandhiji's heart. We will launch a 'Clean India' campaign and by Gandhiji's 150th birth anniversary, all schools in the country should have toilets with separate toilets for girls.

Availability of water is critical for sanitation projects. Without water, toilets can't be kept clean. Places where there is no drinking water, water for toilets becomes complicated.

I did an internship at the Ardent theatre company in Philly after dropping out of college. I was earning $165 a week building sets and cleaning the toilets. Cleaning toilets is a good way of getting in touch with your creativity. That's when you find out if you got anything going on in your head.

If your catchphrase has appeared in men's toilets, then you know you've made it!

The government can build physical infrastructure in the form of housing for the poorest of the poor, and availability of energy, toilets and water in every home.

I'm here with Howard Millar and Michael Cawley, our two deputy chief executives. But they're presently making love in the gentleman's toilets, such is their excitement at today's results.

He was a man too busy to flush toilets.

My dad worked - f - k if I know - seven jobs? He painted a house. He would deliver toilets. He drove a cab, delivered pizzas. Whatever he could do, he did.

Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep?

There is nothing like scrubbing toilets for a living to make you question the choices you have made in life.

I started at Nottingham Forest cleaning toilets and scrubbing the shower floors.

I've always had jobs with hierarchies - wherever I worked, like McDonald's, or cleaning toilets. It's always been hard.

Modi says he built 850,000 toilets in Bihar one week. That's roughly 1.5 toilets per second. We can't even go to the toilet in that much time.

Whasthat!" "Um ... those are the toilets.

I'm a girl who always looks at toilets and thinks Wow, how do we waste that much water when there are people who don't even have water?

Hate American toilets with only toilet paper and no bidets.

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.