Top 1200 Tom And Jerry Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

I'd love to do a song with Tom Waits. Around when I was like 17 or 18, my buddy, D-Money, put me on the Tom Waits and I literally at that point got every one of his albums and kind of studied his music. I like that he provides an entire world for the listener. He's hopefully someone that I could vibe with down the line. I'm not sure how it would sound or even how it could work, but he's always been a huge influence.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

'Maury' and 'Jerry Springer' get so theatrical that it's hard to believe.

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

[Jerry Brown] is California's way of celebrating the Year of the Child.

Jerry Garcia was one of the original American icons. He played naturally and beautifully.

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.

I loved Carl Perkins, Jerry lee Lewis... not only were they personal friends.

Harry Patch didn't get enough recognition. Jerry Garcia got too much.

There is not a sentence in the world that could respectfully do justice to the life and music of Jerry Garcia.

If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.

There's nothing worse in television than what I call 'poor man's Jerry Bruckheimer.'

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

I had my serious side - I idolized Bobby Kennedy; he was my role model. But so was Jerry Lewis.

Hell and damnation, life is such fun with a ragged greatcoat and a Jerry gun!

Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead did as much for mankind as any president.

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

Are not the worst examples of architecture to be found in private enterprise in cheap jerry-built homes?

At its best, the US Open demands straight drives, crisp iron shots, brilliant chipping and putting, and strategic position play. Plus the patience of St. Francis and the will of Patton. At its worst, the Open eradicates the difference in ability between a Tom Purtzer and a Tom Watson and throws both in the same jail of high rough and high risk shots. This is the disturbing tendency in the Opens of the seventies and eighties, one which worries everyone in golf.

Jerry Seinfeld made a puddle, I stepped in it, and wonderful things happened.

Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

Jerry Bruckheimer has made millions of dollars producing propaganda.

Running hills, I try to follow the Jerry Rice routine.

It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.

I feel a little like Rod Tidwell from Jerry Maguire

I grew up on Jerry Lewis and Abbot and Costello, the Marx Brothers.

The song 'Eastbound and Down' by Jerry Reed is, of course, a personal favorite.

One of my greatest personal heroes is Jerry Lopez. When you can snowboard like he surfs, you'll be there!

Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.

He's the greatest clutch player I've ever seen. The hell with Jerry West!

Jerry Goldsmith's 'Voyager' theme is a brilliant reworking of the original material.

One out of every 100 families in Vermont was a part owner of Ben and Jerry's.

Jerry Falwell can go straight to hell - and I mean that in a Christian way.

What I always say is that we're the illegitimate children of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis.

Jerry Brisco, who is a WWE Hall of Famer, goes out and scouts all of the amateur wrestling.

There's so many FM hits that I love. Bob Seger, there's two of his songs that I love. I would probably love more, but I don't sit around listening to Bob Seger records. It's the same thing with Tom Petty; he writes amazing hits, but it's not often that I sit around at home listening to a whole Tom Petty album.

His voice carried authority the way Ben & Jerry's carries calories.

I know Jerry [Falwell] fairly well, and he's probably not bright enough to recognize all of the implications of what he said.

My influences were Little Richard and Jerry Lee Lewis and Chuck Berry.

Jerry Goldsmith is the #1 composer working now. He's open to new ideas and always inventing.

It's grown into a personal relationship, yeah. I'm crazy about Jerry. I think he's a unique character.

When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.

Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.

I'm no Jerry Seinfeld. I wasn't raised with some backyard with a creek and trees and all that.

If you could see the instructions that I gave Jerry to begin with, I'd be embarrassed.

I love working with Byron Saxton and Jerry Lawler, and I hope I continue to do so.

I think that Jerry Bruckheimer just kind of has his finger on the pulse of what America wants.

Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.

Once, when Tom was over here, to tease Rose, I asked him, "Before she was born, can you remember? Were things just the same as they are these days? Did it still rain and get dark and all the stuff it does now? Did the sun go up and down in exactly the same way?" Yes," Tom said, and then he smiled at Rose and said, "No. Not really. Not exactly the same way.

One of the great things about Ben & Jerry's for me is that not only is it delicious, but I get it for free.

Jerry Coleman was the kind of player who made me proud to wear the pinstripes.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

Don't wait for someone else to complete you. 'Jerry Maguire' was just a movie.

My weakness in life is two men who seduce me all the time - named Ben & Jerry.

I was on the road with Jerry Lee Lewis when I was 15 - I can't imagine not doing it. That's what I do.

For me, Jerry Siegel and Joe Schuster's character was Superman.

Before I ever put anything on paper, Jerry and I would talk back and forth.

It was an unbelievable experience to be in the ring with Jerry Lawler, one of the biggest wrestlers of all time.

The first person I really saw dominate a game was Jerry Rice. And Michael Irvin.