Top 1200 Travellers Funny Quotes & Sayings - Page 17

I'm naturally not funny, but I'm not boring.

My dad's a funny guy.

I don't consider myself funny.

My mum is unwittingly funny.

You know, funny can be universal.

Children are funny.

I like funny girls.

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

I just walk funny.

I was not funny growing up.

It's funny where life can take you.

I have a lot of personality and I'm funny.

My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.

I have so much respect for what's funny.

I'm good at being funny.

I'm just not very funny.

Tennis is a funny sport.

I thought I was funny as a kid.

One thing you can't pretend to be is funny.

I never thought I was funny.

They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.

If you can't be smart or funny, be brief.

Everybody's funny-looking.

I think the role of comedy in your life should supersede anything and everything negative. Just by virtue of the fact that you have to be funny, you can't afford to focus on the negative. As a comedian, your challenge is to turn negative stuff into positive energy. You should be able to hear anything that sounds bad, that people normally wouldn't laugh at, and make it feel funny to you. No one should be able to deter you, once you have your mind set on comedy. Your survival as a comedian should be as natural as breathing. I need to breathe and I consider my career my air.

I'd like to think I'm funny.

Obama isn't funny.

I try to be funny and not ignorant.

Life is funny and weird.

I think I'm a funny guy.

She's as funny as a toothache

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

Megan Fox is so funny.

I found it funny I was on 'Newsnight.'

It's a funny old world.

There isn't a lot I can do on this planet, but I can be funny.

You need to be silly to be funny.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Gene Wilder is so funny.

I love funny women.

I never get to be funny on T.V.

Hollywood's just not funny.

When I'm not thrilled, I get funny.

I don't just try to be funny.

My gift is to be funny.

White in the moon the long road lies, The moon stands blank above; White in the moon the long road lies That leads me from my love. Still hangs the hedge without a gust, Still, still the shadows stay: My feet upon the moonlit dust Pursue the ceaseless way. The world is round, so travellers tell, And straight through reach the track, Trudge on, trudge on, 'twill all be well, The way will guide one back. But ere the circle homeward hies Far, far must it remove: White in the moon the long road lies That leads me from my love.

He knew why he wanted to kiss her. Because she was beautiful. And before that, because she was kind. And before that, because she was smart and funny. Because she was exactly the right kind of smart and funny. Because he could imagine taking a long trip with her without ever getting bored. Because whenever he saw something new and interesting, or new and ridiculous, he always wondered what she'd have to say about it--how many stars she'd give it and why.

Alec Baldwin is so funny.

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore.

As a kid, I had to be funny.

I have the curse of thinking funny!

One thing the blues ain't, is funny.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Comedy is rarely funny.

I was born to be funny.

I was shot from the funny gun.

I'm unique. I'm myself. I'm funny.

I'm pretty funny on my own.

You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny.