Top 88 Troll Quotes & Sayings

The ego is that ugly little troll that lives underneath the bridge between your mind and your heart.

People who troll you want a reaction, and there's no point in doing that. I just try to focus on my football.

I troll Instagram, Style.com, Elle.com.

I always ignore the disgusting troll tweets I get because I honestly do not want to give them any attention.

Donald's Trump entire campaign is a self-troll. It's very meta.

When I retweet a troll, I'm not thinking of the troll, I'm thinking of the audience: how can I make them laugh with me, at him?

Gamergate gave birth to a new kind of celebrity troll, men who made money and built their careers by destroying women's reputations.

Trump is an internet troll.

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.

If the person needs avocados, then I'm not going to deny them avocados because some troll decided I use avocados too much.

I think you would find almost anyone who stands up for their patent rights has been called a patent troll.

You can't troll somebody who doesn't see it.

I don't really read what people write about me. Someone gives my novel one star; are they a troll? Are they someone who hates my politics and so has decided to do that?

To analyze Trump is to discover only bottomless appetite and need, and to carve at him is like carving at an online troll: The only thing to discover is the void.

There are people who sit at home and decide to anonymously troll people on the Internet - what is wrong with these people? Or you can be a positive person and put some good energy into this world.

For whatever reason, illiteracy continues to plague the racist troll community.

I think the best bad movies are not really genre movies like, let's say, 'Troll 2,' because those are easy to mess up.

I am delighted to be named Troll Of The Year 2013 by 'The Guardian' - a paper read by people called Theo and women called Polly with body issues.

I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I'm comfortable with. It's strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman's wig backwards.

I like to think of myself as a virtuous troll.

An abundance of Twitter users believe they can troll and rant with impunity, no matter how debasing or even threatening their 140-character posts pose.

Have you ever thought how one phrase, one sentence, one troll can ruin someone's entire life? Why do we interfere in their private lives? Think of others as our properties? And say whatever bitterness is in our hearts without thinking twice?

I troll, I'm trolled.

It's all about self-expression; you know, if you feel like a troll then you should look like a troll. It doesn't matter what you look like. I mean, if you have a hunchback just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing!

Miss Granger, you foolish girl, how could you think of tackling a mountain troll on your own? Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for this,” said Professor McGonagall. “I’m very disappointed in you.” Hermione left. Professor McGonagall turned to Harry and Ron. “Well, I still say you were lucky, but not many first years could have taken on a full-grown mountain troll. You each win Gryffindor five points.

My name is Brian and I am a troll. An internet troll.

A troll's life is a no-physical-contact existence. You will die alone, as you die daily, online.

I realize I'm not going to meet my man at a club, and that's where I used to troll for men.

My next climb is going to be a tourist troll in a wheelchair.

The artichoke above all is the vegetable expression of civilised living, of the long view, of increasing delight by anticipation and crescendo. No wonder it was once regarded as an aphrodisiac. It had no place in the troll's world of instant gratification. It makes no appeal to the meat-and-two-veg mentality.

Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!

Don't go see the movies, I'm a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me.

I don't know how to troll people, but there are many out there talking with that intent. I just write something funny that would make people laugh.

More than finding out who trolls me, I am interested to know why people troll.

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.

I think the accent is what a lot of people find attractive. If you take the accent away, I'm a very troll-like individual.

Do not feed the trolls! Racist commenters usually troll the Internet looking for people of color to harass online. If you avoid responding, oftentimes they will get bored and move on.

A troll is only as powerful as your response to them. Once you respond to them or let them instigate you, then you've given them power.

I was working at eBay, so I would just troll the vintage categories, find old amps and what have you. I was buying a fair amount of stuff and playing with it and then selling it back.

The minority who actually loves its work seems to be made up chiefly of the writers, dancers, actors and other artists, most scientists above the technician-troll level, computer freaks, and the righteous dope-dealers of California.

If you've spent any time on social media, you may have had the misfortune of coming up against a cowardly troll who hides behind a Twitter handle or Facebook page to criticize or attack you for any number of grievances, real or perceived.

Daily, I visualize the smart-ass troll who lives deep in my subconscious, and I pelt him with rainbows and unicorns. I fight a battle against my judgmental thoughts. And when an opportunity arises to gain acceptance or popularity at the expense of someone else, I zip it. It's not easy.

You troll me, I'm going to troll you.

I'm the king troll: I troll everybody.

My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol

'Troll 2' is one of the rare sequels where you don't have to waste time watching the first one, since the films have absolutely nothing to do with one another.

To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.

I take no notice of trolls because my bank balance is growing and growing and growing and growing - they can troll me all they want.

I don't really troll the Internet; I'm not young enough.

The Nihilistic Troll might pretend to be acting in the service of some cause or leader, but don't be fooled. The cause and their supposedly strong convictions are simply a way to justify and provide cover for their abusive behavior.

My feet are like something from another age - prehistoric and troll-like. I keep expecting them to talk, they have that much character.

only to people!' shouted Rincewind. He drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll.

I invite people to read the hundreds of positive articles instead of getting affected by the occasional outburst from a troll.

I never troll for material. It simply presents itself, and is always unmistakable. This is why I want to roll my eyes when people interrupt themselves in the middle of some story they're telling me to say, "You know you can't write about this."

You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.

Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

I don't think there are many people out there - except, perhaps, the odd Twitter troll who knows no better - who believes that racially abusing people or threatening people is the right way to go.

I'm not a romantic lead. I have sticking-out ears and a little troll nose.

To disarm a troll, you don't try and destroy them straight away, you take onboard what they're saying and then destroy them.