Top 303 Tube Quotes & Sayings

Zero defects is a super highway going down the tube.

I can still jump on the Tube. I don't want that to change.

I was on the tube just before Christmas. and this girl turned round to me and said, 'Are you Kate Winslet?'. And I said, 'Well, yes. I am actually'. And she said, 'And you're getting the tube?' And I said, 'Yes'. And she said, 'Don't you have a big car that drives you around?' And I said, 'No'. And she was absolutely stunned that I wasn't being driven round in some flash car all the time. It was ludicrous.

I love reading other people's papers on the Tube.

I apply paint directly from the tube and with my fingers.

We spent three years of active trying before we went to IVF. First I went on Clomid. Then I had some dye tests and found I had a collapsed tube, so I had laparoscopic surgery; the tube wasn't blocked, just spasming.

Sure, I've been on the Tube...I caught it to Eastbourne once.

When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to get even. One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, 'It's a little cloudy.' I took the tube from her and said, 'Let me run it through again,' and drank it. The nurse fainted.

Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.

For the most part my friends can always be more entertaining than the tube ever can be.

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.

From that night on, the electron-up to that time largely the plaything of the scientist-had clearly entered the field as a potent agent in the supplying of man's commercial and industrial needs... The electronic amplifier tube now underlies the whole art of communications, and this in turn is at least in part what has made possible its application to a dozen other arts. It was a great day for both science and industry when they became wedded through the development of the electronic amplifier tube.

The Behaviorist cannot find consciousness in the test-tube of his science.

Wise are they who have learned these truths: Trouble is temporary. Time is tonic. Tribulation is a test tube.

Television is such a staple of modern society that for most voters, it's not real unless it's on the tube.

One of my theme songs is that if you can't do it in a test tube, don't do it.

It's not legally possible to put an image of a member of the royal family on the Tube!

When I'm in London I always travel by public transport - I catch the Tube and the Heathrow Express.

When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a hostile act.

In London, I take the Tube everywhere.

The cathode-ray tube will replace canvas.

'The Tube' was the first time the plebs had gone on the television. The lunatics taking over the asylum.

Prior to inventing the Geyser Tube toy, dropping a stack of Mentos into a bottle of soda was not always an easy task. The Geyser Tube makes it easy to get a perfect launch every time at heights of 30 feet or more. Tell me... who doesn't like to see soda shooting 30 feet into the air, all in the name of science?

[Cycling] is easily the quickest way around central London, faster than bus, Tube or taxi. You can predict precisely how long every journey will take, regardless of traffic jams, Tube strikes or leaves on the line. It provides excellent exercise. It does not pollute the atmosphere. It does not clog up the streets.

Said a skunk to a tube-rose, "See how swiftly I run, while you cannot walk nor even creep." Said the tube-rose to the skunk, "Oh, most noble swift runner, please run swiftly!"

The shushumna is a tube. It is an astral tube, like a reed. It runs from the base of the spine to between the eyebrows and a little bit above.

Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.

The average person has one Fallopian tube.

Nature abhors the vacuum tube.

Even crushed against his brother in the Tube the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone.

No one wants to see a boring tube sock.

You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube.

My imagination works well because I didn't have a boob tube for a baby-sitter.

I appeared three times with Jools Holland on 'The Tube.'

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

I really learned the power of the tube on Sesame Street and how it can influence a very young mind.

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in.

The largest pond is as sensitive to atmospheric changes as the globule of mercury in its tube.

I've watched pretty much every Ed Sheeran video on You Tube that is possible to watch.

I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.

I would not want to live with a tube in my neck and not be able to move a finger. I wouldn't - that to me is not life.

I love pulling faces at little kids on the London tube to see if I can make them laugh, and I usually do.

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.

We're very focused on building the hyperloop. And the hyperloop is exactly something we've described as an actual tube with levitation propulsion and a vacuum that essentially vents around sky inside the tube flying at 200,000 feet. That, to us, is the hyperloop, and we're the only company building that.

I watched Baeyer activating magnesium with iodine for a difficult Grignard reaction; it was done in a test tube, which he watched carefully as he moved it gently by hand over a flame for three quarters of an hour. The test tube was the apparatus to Baeyer.

Hardy Cates," I said, coming into the room, "you behave, or I'll step on your tube." The nurse seemed taken aback by my unsympathetic bedside manner. But Hardy's gaze met mine in a moment of bright, hot voltage, and he relaxed, reassured in a way that cooing sympathy could never have done. "That only works if it's a breathing tube," he told me.

There is no tube of paint that says, 'Don't know.' I have to come to grips with it.

I go into town every day on the tube. I've got an Oyster card.

The dandelion's pallid tube Astonishes the grass, And winter instantly becomes An infinite alas.

I'm usually the person laughing to myself on the tube.

The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be Greek to enjoy this one.

A little lawyer on the tube, he said, its so easy now, anyone can sue.

If you take a tube TV to a donation center, they won't accept it.

The Tube is a vehicle for selling things, not for exploring ideas.

What goes up must come down, which is why I don't wear tube tops.

I spend far too much on taxis. Now, if anyone suggests we get the Tube I say, 'The Tube! I'd forgotten about that.'

I love tube socks!

I like the tube more than the NY subway though, you've got cushioned seats.

I have just one tube of lipstick, but it's as big as a can of hairspray.

When I'm online, I'm alone in a room, tapping on a keyboard, staring at a cathode-ray tube.