Top 189 Tweeting Quotes & Sayings

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week.

Nothing screams 'I'm desperate for attention' like tweeting in all caps.

I'm all in favor of the president tweeting.

If anyone is tweeting right now, I'm not pulling a knife on David Cronenberg!

Tweeting is the go-to medium for the show-off and the shyster.

Tweeting about objects means I don't need to bid on them, which is a blessing. Buying something is a way of saying, 'Look at this!' So is tweeting. So, I guess, is writing fiction.

I might be tweeting a lot of things in the future, some of which will be absolute idiocy.

I have some help on tweeting.

When we're on Twitter, we're not only live tweeting episodes and talking about behind-the-scenes stuff, we actively try to respond to everybody.

It's easy to follow national politics and weigh in on social media, but if I'm tweeting stuff about Chatham County, no one cares.

One of my pet hates is people re-Tweeting praise, I loathe it more than anything else in the world.

I love tweeting.

I Should Just Stop Tweeting, The Human Consciousness Must Raise Before I Speak My Juvenile Philosophy.

I made a Twitter account when I was 10 years old. I wasn't even trying to be funny. I was still tweeting in Indonesian. I didn't really speak English yet.

My tweeting is cool and calm unless I am riled up about something and then I just surrender to the fury of my fingers.

The president of the United States should not be tweeting.

I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.

Twitter is worth it if you like tweeting. Same is true of Facebook. Or Pinterest. Nothing wrong with having a social presence.

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.

For most people, tweeting is scary.

I like what Lauren Duca and Alexandra Petri come up with when they're tweeting about politics.

As for tweeting and texting: impassioned discussions, particularly when they're intimate, don't work in abbreviated script messages. No relationship should begin or end in 140 characters.

The only thing that you might see that is a planned tweet is if I am tweeting about an event or promoting an artist. But really, it is not planned. If I am sitting in front of my computer, I'm like, "Oh, okay, lets tweet about this and attach the link." I try to be spontaneous with the tweeting. It keeps it fun, you never know when or what I may tweet about.

My generation, we really have to step up to the plate and vote. Tweeting is great - people say, 'Oh, I don't want this or that' - but at the end of the day, tweeting isn't a ballot. Just saying that you don't like someone on Twitter is not going to turn a state blue or red. You have to vote.

Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?

If you can't control your tweeting habits, then stop tweeting. Go seek therapy.

Being on Twitter, live tweeting some of the episodes, I get direct feedback from people.

I will count to 10 before tweeting.

Lots of people do that silly tweeting.

To be fair, the hardest part of my week is live-tweeting 'The Edge & Christian Show,' because I just can't keep up with the tremendous response and the controversy.

I'm always tweeting about food and things that I've made.

Your organization can start tweeting, but that wont change its DNA.

This younger generation that's around, that's tweeting, Facebooking and Vine-ing, the fans appreciate that because they feel like they can get to you.

Tweeting has taught me the discipline to say more with fewer words.

Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.

My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in.

I don't want awkward shows with people looking at their phones or tweeting. That's something you should do at home.

I would like to clarify that I am not on Twitter and as such the tweeting purportedly done in my name is by an imposter or impersonator.

For me, personally, I'm usually not on my phone that much. I prefer listening to old radio shows and watching foreign films than tweeting.

Tweeting first and asking questions later is not a good way to make policy - especially in the Middle East.

For me, personally, Im usually not on my phone that much. I prefer listening to old radio shows and watching foreign films than tweeting.

I started tweeting with the first film I directed. I found it the best way to promote it and to connect to the audience, and since then, it's been very helpful.

Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.

Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.

Oh, tweeting prolifically is the most easy thing in the world. Tweeting prolifically is like somebody saying, 'Boy, you're a really good walker around,' you know. It's not really hard.

I love tweeting. I tweet every day. I stay in contact, I tell them what I'm doing. I've posted pictures of my books on there and they buy the books. It's a very good way to communicate with people, but I can't go to bed without tweeting something. I have to tweet something.

I'm a big tweeter, especially when 'Scandal' is on, and I started tweeting some other shows.

Re-tweeting is a pretty common practice on Twitter, but on an average day, we see maybe one out of 20 posts is a re-tweet.

I really love 'America's Next Top Model.' I'm always tweeting about it, and people are like, 'You need to get a life!'

Tweeting? It's one of the silliest things ever.

If you are the president of the United States of America, you are 70 years of age, and you are tweeting - literally competing with 15- and 17-year-olds - that is a problem.

If I'm tweeting about being somewhere, and I haven't replied to somebody's email from three days ago, that's quite rude.

This kind of one-on-one connection of tweeting, I've really grown to get a kick out of.

I'm always online, 24/7 Facebooking and tweeting, because that's where my fans are.

Initially, when I joined Twitter, I was active. But, later, I felt that whatever I was tweeting or saying on a social platform turned out to be a little boring.

If you're tweeting - and this is what I tell the young athletes who come to me about these situations, because I've been through them and I've seen both sides of it - if you're tweeting just because everyone else is tweeting and you're not uncomfortable, if it doesn't feel like a sacrifice - like when I wore that T-shirt it was a sacrifice.

I've been on a tweeting mission.

People are tweeting, texting, and e-mailing - and not connecting. There are very few ways for communities to come together. It happens at concerts and at sporting events.

I'm having a lot of fun on Twitter, tweeting about books.

There is a big difference between tweeting to your friend about something that is happening and having a real personal relationship with people.