Top 1200 Twitter Quotes & Sayings - Page 17
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Last updated on April 21, 2025.
Twitter helped others to see me as a human being. And showed me their humanity, too.
By becoming the Twitter police we've volunteered to become the thought police: This seems indisputable, even uncontroversial.
That's why I'm not on Twitter and don't have an iPhone. It's not because I'm superior to it: it's because I would be a slave to it, and I don't want that to happen.
I don't use Twitter to share my thoughts - I use it to make statements that are quite blunt and hopefully fun.
There are a lot of people I dislike in the world. I mean, a lot. I don't follow any of them on Twitter.
Twitter is important, but it's not more important than protecting your soul.
It's a little bit of a 'if you can't beat 'em - join 'em' mentality for me when I think about Twitter.
Twitter is your window to relevance , but Facebook is your home page for the Social Web
I love seeing on Twitter when someone says I'm gay, and I say, 'So what does it matter if I am? So be it. I hope you are not voting for me because you are making the presumption that I'm straight.'
I don't Twitter every day. I just think we should be more thoughtful with what we share. I don't care that you're turning a light on right now. That's great and all, but there's got to be a balance there.
There's a lot of anger in the Twitter-verse, as I've discovered. But there's a lot of love.
I have learned from Twitter that you get that instant feedback about what people think about what you did.
An anonymous person, which is 99 percent of the people on Twitter, can say my face looks like a foot or I'm Ted Cruz's doppelganger. That doesn't affect me.
Anything you're interested in the world whether it be Charlie rose or JetBlue or a public figure or your local coffee shop, they're on Twitter and broadcasting what is interesting to them.
Anything you're interested in the world - whether it be Charlie Rose or JetBlue or a public figure or your local coffee shop - they're on Twitter and broadcasting what is interesting to them.
I never knew how ugly and how stupid I was until, you know, we had Twitter.
I do have a Twitter account, and there's a woman at my agency who got that all set up for me. I don't know how many followers I have. It's not one of those things I check on a regular basis.
I first learnt to program a computer when I was nine, when my dad got a ZX80, but I think I would have had to be a particularly perspicacious child to have foreseen the iPad or Twitter!
Social media has shaken up the world of sales, with Facebook, LinkedIn and Twitter offering new ways to hound leads and unprecedented insights into clients.
The use of the Internet, the use of Twitter, the way protest movements developed... This is a different world.
In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination.
Twitter has made some improvements on the site and it's important that you can report people - but when you are getting the level of abuse I was, it's an onerous task reporting each and every person.
Everybody think they're famous when they get 100,000 followers on Instagram and 5,000 on Twitter.
They came to me with this case of Twitter ignoring case of smeared housewife
The use of the internet, the use of Twitter, the way protest movements developed...This is a different world.
As far as I'm concerned, Twitter has wiped out Facebook. I'm done with Facebook.
In the media, I do not feel recognised, but that's because I don't put myself in the media. I'm not a player who is always on Twitter or Facebook.
I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.
Twitter is upholding sharia when they ban me for tweeting facts about sharia law.
Now every person edits the story they tell about themselves, carefully ensuring what the world looks at - whether it's over Instagram, Twitter or Facebook.
Ever since I've been on Twitter, my number of followers has kept going up and up.
If you're famous, I don't - for the life of me - I don't understand why any famous person would ever be on Twitter.
The first thing I ever invested in was Twitter. Blaine Cook, former CTO, was leaving the company and asked me if I wanted to buy his stock.
Attention is very, very easy to create and receive on Twitter when it's rooted in something really negative.
My own personal tweets are very limited. I think I have, like, 68 followers on my personal Twitter.
While I have never learned to use a computer, I am surrounded by family and friends who carry information to me from blogs, Facebook, Twitter, and various websites.
It (Twitter) closes the six degrees of separation to one degree of separation
I understand Twitter much more than I understand Tumblr.
I never saw how going back to a job I loved at the No. 1 sports network in the world could be seen as a step backwards. There are people on Twitter that think it is.
I try my best to try to respond to people, especially through Twitter.
The power's in the people, more so because we have platforms that we can control, like Instagram, Twitter, Soundcloud, where we can deliver straight. If you're building a fanbase, it's in your hands; it's not monopoly. You can do it.
I ended my Twitter account a week after I got on the show. I felt like, "This is not a good tool for me to keep my narcissism at bay," so I cut it off.
I don't think I'll ever get used to the pressures of fame. I have two-pointsomething million followers on Twitter, and if I say something, they all listen. It's crazy! I shouldn't be allowed that responsibility.
You need to react. That's the absurdity of Twitter. You can react without thinking now.
Twitter is an amazing public tool with an incredible capacity for public good.
Twitter is a cesspool but I find I can ignore most of the cess most of the time.
I don't really see myself getting a Twitter account. Nothing against it. I get it. I especially get it for businesses.
For the past few years I have engaged in several inappropriate conversations conducted over Twitter, Facebook, e-mail and occasionally on the phone with women I have met online.
Twitter provides a platform that allows anyone on the planet - from a political activist in the Middle East to an intemperate golfer in the White House - to broadcast his or her thoughts.
I am comfortable with technology. I am a private person and would rather not be on Twitter or Facebook.
What I love about Twitter specifically is that reciprocity is not guaranteed, nor expected. In other words, I can go one way. I can put things out. I don't have to respond to everybody.
Twitter is a deliberate abstention. Somehow I hate the idea of there always being, in the back of my mind, this little voice saying: 'Oh, I should tweet about this.'
You have to make sure there's a lock on your phone because people can hack into your Twitter so fast.
Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?
I love Twitter. It's like having a closet full of clever friends that you can visit twice a day, then shove back into the darkness when you're tired of them.
I really hope that you all understand that social media doesn't count at all. Twitter doesn't count at all.
Twitter means all my friends are in my computer. All my ideas are in my computer. I can do whatever I want in there; I'm kind of... bionic.
I think I'm the last person on the planet to use the internet, but I'm re-engaging my fans through Facebook and Twitter and Instagram, doing the whole social media scene.
I don't even have Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. Why would I ever want to be viral when I'm not even on the Internet?
I'm always my toughest critic. I'm setting the expectations for myself, and that's enough pressure. I don't need to worry about the haters or the Twitter trolls or what everybody else thinks.
