Top 1200 Two-Year-Old Quotes & Sayings - Page 16

Let me tell you something, planes and kids... I've got a 3 and 1 year old, I don't wish that on anybody.

A five-year-old Chinese girl knows more about football than I do.

I like my computer. But I don't know how to use it as well as the 10-year-old daughter.

Watching my four year old daughter dance I cannot break free of her.

Anything that sparks some eight-year-old's interest in music or DJing is great.

No 17-year-old is just one thing, especially in this day and age. Kids are into all sorts of things.

I feel like a 16-year-old trapped inside a dead woman's body.

It was unusual to see a bald nine-year-old so I would play football in hats.

I was raised in bars. My grandmother had one, and when I was 12 years old I'd go stay with her and that's where I got to watch her band play -- she had a seven or eight-piece band, and I would sit in the kitchen and peek through the door. I was kind of a 12-year-old bottle washer.

Every year my mom takes her 5th grade class on an outdoor education trip, and ever since I was born, I came with her. One thing I remember the most was this long, old rickety bridge held by two redwood trees. In order to get to the camp fire, you had to cross it. Each time I went across I made my brother carry me on his shoulders. It freaked me out sooooo much, even a little now when I think about it.

I am known for what I'm do. But I'm not a five-year-old Hong Konger, I'm not a kid demonstrating in the streets.

My aesthetic is probably closer to a 15-year-old's than my dad's, but I get his conviction.

Twelve-year-old me wanted to do everything: act and sing and paint and dance.

It was an old, old, old, old lady, And a boy who was half-past three; And the way they played together Was beautiful to see.

What happens when she's not my memory anymore? What happens when she's not around to tell me about his belt leaving scars across my two-year-old brother's face or when he whacked her so hard that she lost her hearing for a week? Who'll be my memory?" Santangelo doesn't miss a beat. "I will. Ring me." "Same," Raffy says. I look at him. I can't even speak because if I do I know I'll cry but I smile and he knows what I'm thinking.

A seven-year-old girl can take only so many walks with her grandfather.

Every five-year-old kid should have a pair of happy pajamas. (217)

It is impossible to maintain civilization with 12-year-olds having babies, with 15-year-olds killing each other, with 17-year-olds dying of AIDS and with 18-year-olds getting diplomas they can't even read.

The mother of the year should be a sterilized woman with two adopted children

I knew I was good because I was the only 14-year-old who could dunk backward.

When you have a 13 year old child, you suddenly realize that you may need to pick a vocation.

The training flow for the space station is a year-and-a-half to two years.

No 11-year-old girl wants to be 5-10. I always felt big and unattractive.

Britannia High' is not for three-year-old kids. There are emotional stories in it that are not for little children.

I am aware that most 27-year-old writers do not co-host galas in their hometowns.

People always ask if I miss the drugs and the partying. I'm a 58-year-old man - no, I don't!

No 22-year-old should have to enter the real world already in a virtual debtors' prison.

Don't ever take a seven-year-old with you to a campaign dinner - they will embarrass you no end.

I really don't think you need to be 40 and have three kids and have a body of an 18-year-old.

When you don't have work for a year or two, you lower your standards a bit for survival.

Everyone seems to relate to the awkwardness of being a teenager, or even a 30-year-old.

I learned that five- and-six-year-old kids have already figured out how to be intolerant.

I'd tell my 16-year-old self, 'Don't take yourself so seriously, and just have fun.'

I was playing 40-year-old women when I was 20. I didn't get considered for ingenue roles.

I write for what's left of the eight-year-old still rattling around inside my head.

I have two garden parties a year to avoid going out to dinner.

L.A. kinda raised me a little bit as a 21-year-old kid from Oklahoma.

If you can tune into the fantasy life of an 11-year-old girl, you can make a fortune in this business.

When I was in New Orleans, I was in a grocery store and a woman came up to me and she said, "Oh, my daughter's such a big fan of the show." And I said, "Can I meet her?" And around the corner came this seven-year-old. I was horrified and I almost said to her, "Lady, what are you doing? [American Horror Story] is not for seven-year-olds, I can tell you."

I was that weird eight-year-old who was really interested in Shakespeare and understood it and appreciated the language.

With my runners now, they get two month-long breaks during the year.

Good characters are rare. As long as I find one or two a year, I'm happy.

What I'd really like to do is make maybe two or three movies a year.

I never, ever anticipated I would be a 46-year-old man impersonating Cher.

I wish I could paint that picture. As a 20-year-old kid, that was a big thrill.

Inside my heart, there's a 12-year-old girl who has always wanted to be Ginger Rogers.

Eighteen-year-old guys don't hang around youth centers, or if they do, they're kind of weird.

I cannot agree with those who say that they have 'new truth' to teach. The two words seem to me to contradict each other; that which is new is not true. It is the old that is true, for truth is as old as God himself.

'The Stand' came out in May of '94 and was seen by 60 million people a night for four nights, and then two months later, 'Forrest Gump' opened. So within a very short time, I went from being depressed about not getting any work to being in two of the most popular shows of the year.

Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago.

I'm listening to a lot of Drake, and a lot of Frank Sinatra just because it's his centennial also. I'm going to be doing some tributes to him this year. I love that Beck album. It was funny to me because my two favorite albums of the year were definitely the Beyonce album and the Beck album.

I'm an actor in between jobs right now, so I kind of live the life of a 7-year old.

I don't know what 15-year-old doesn't have a desire to separate themselves from their parents and prove their independence.

Whenever you want something that you're not going to get, suddenly the whiney 3-year-old comes out in you.

I am quite a wise old bird, but I am no desert hermit who can only prophesy when his guts are knotted with hunger. I am deep in the old man’s puzzle, trying to link the wisdom of the body with the wisdom of the spirit until the two are one.

When I went back to modeling, nobody knew how to deal with a 46-year-old model!

I believe I encountered death, which was a bit too much for a seven-year-old.

When I was six years old, I was always playing with the 10-year-olds. When I was 10, I was always playing with the 14-year-olds.

Like any other 20-year-old, I have my dreams and I'm lucky I'm getting to live it.

Are not lifelong friendships born at the moment when at last you meet another human being who has some inkling (but faint and uncertain even in the best) of that something which you were born desiring, and which, beneath the flux of other desires and in all the momentary silences between the louder passions, night and day, year by year, from childhood to old age, you are looking for, watching for, listening for? You have never had it.