Top 1200 Two-Year-Old Quotes & Sayings - Page 17

I wish my 15-year-old self had known about my allure to the opposite sex!

It was the last game of the year and you were supposed to commit suicide or something if old Pencey didn't win.

I am the son of two civilizations that at a certain age in history have formed a happy marriage. The first of these, seven thousand years old, is the Pharaonic civilization; the second, one thousand four hundred years old, is the Islamic civilization.

The normal 21-year-old doesn't have to worry about their night out being put on TMZ.

You go to the Super Bowl in your second year and you're like, 'OK, cool. I'll be back next year or the year after that.'

There are at least two retrospectives of my work each year in some country.

You could do math early, but there are no brilliant 16-year-old novelists. They don't know the human condition yet.

I used to live in New York City, then when my son was two years old we moved to Cambridge Massachusetts and we've been there ever since. My son is now twenty-nine years old, so we've been up there for a while.

Does everyone turn into a truculent thirteen-year-old when they go home, or is it just me?

I was like a Borscht Belt comedian trapped in the body of a 6-year-old. I was channeling Jackie Mason at 7.

In the movies, I kill guys with an axe. In real life, I can't control a nine-year-old girl.

It is difficult not to believe that the next year will be better than the old one! And this illusion is not wrong. Future is always good, no matter what happens. It will always give us what we need and what we want in secret. It will always bless us with right gifts. Thus in a deeper sense our belief in the New Year cannot deceive us.

At the end of the day, besides everything that I do, I'm still just a 20-year-old girl and a Texan, at that.

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year.

Suddenly, my friend's daughters are becoming my best friends. I have so many 12-year-old girlfriends.

Doubt is an old disease. Faith is an old medicine. Compassion is an old doctor. Concern is an old nurse.

My house looks like it was decorated by a 14-year old with a platinum American Express card.

Don't be a pal to your son. Be his father. What child needs a 40-year-old for a friend?

I can get moody sometimes when I wake up after a nap - I'm like a four-year-old.

I'm 26 years old, I'm not some 43-year-old who's just gonna watch TV all day. Of course I want to go out there, hang out with teammates, hang out with people I love, go to the beach, go hang out!

The only thing that differentiates you and me from a couple of fourteen year old pyromaniacs is balistic glass!

As a 14-year-old with anxiety, to have read about that in a book would have helped me so much.

Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

I try to keep at least one or two of my firesuit designs every year.

In Indiana we had a queen we named Alice which lived to the ripe old age of eight years and two months and did excellent work in her seventh year. There can be no doubt about the authenticity of this statement. We sold her to John Chapel of Oakland City, Indiana, and she was the only queen in his yard with wings clipped. This, however is a rare exception. At the time I was experimenting with artificial combs with wooden cells in which the queen laid.

I'm pretty rough on my laptops. I go through about two a year.

The most used appliance in our house is my 10-year-old son Leon's Xbox.

Last year, New York got $200 million. This year, we're going to give them $124 million under this particular program. But last year was an artificially elevated number to make up from the very low grant the year before.

Every day, there'd be somebody interviewing me as a "lesbian living in Russia." It got to the point where I would joke that I now have two jobs. I work as a writer and a journalist, and I also work as a lesbian. There's a big difference between being out and having that be your sole identity, the only reason that someone is talking to you. My twelve-year-old daughter said, "I have a new job as well. I work as the daughter of a lesbian," because she was also giving all these interviews.

I love fashion. I shop like a 16-year old girl. Sneakers. That's what I spend money I don't have on.

Yesterday was Chinese New Year. It's the Year of the Rabbit. And here's how dumb I am. I'm still writing the Year of the Pig on my checks.

An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old.

I have let things slip, a thirty-year~old cargo boat Stubbornly hanging on to my name and address.

Shoe Suede Blues is ten years old this year. The Band consists of four members.

I think he'll reach 1000 goals, but he'll never overtake my total. (on 40-year old Romario)

I'm happy to inspire your seven-year-old child, but I do not want to be her role model.

Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.

It really is the year 2007. Which means I must be... Oh my God. I'm twenty-eight. I'm old.

I can remember when I was a 17-year-old at Swansea and Terry Yorath and Tommy Hutchison were in charge.

Let go of the old, take hold of the new and believe that 2013 will be your best year yet!

People don't take you seriously if you scream, if you raise your voice, especially when you're a 19-year-old girl.

I'm always trying to prove to my 17-year-old self that I can do creative things I thought weren't possible.

I'm pretty far from the character I play, so it's fun to mess around and be a 15-year-old again.

One bad programmer can easily create two new jobs a year.

If I make two films in a year, they'll be different. This is my style - I can't have just one way.

For most of the track world, the Olympic year is such a huge year, and it's a big year for us marathoners too.

When I realised I wasn't Michael Jackson and I was this 10 year old boy growing up in the suburbs, I was devastated

Some people still see me as a kid, but I'm a 23-year-old woman now.

We're getting closer. I believe a 5-year-old with diabetes will live long enough to be cured.

All my career I have done that, worked with talents, improving 19-year-olds, 20-year-olds, 17-year-olds, 18-year-olds.

I graduated in 1952 and went to Europe, with Niki and our first child Laura, who was then a year old.

And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.

I have far ascended beyond every ambition my 16-year-old self ever had.

I'm turning 30 years old this year ... it's better than 20, I'll tell you that. The lessons I've learned.

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.

I am not that kind of a director who makes two films per year.

I love horror movies! I've loved horror movies since I was about eight years old, not that an 8-year-old should be watching The Shining, but I was allowed to, for some reason. Ever since then, I've loved good horror movies.

After a year or so I really thought I was Howard Hughes. Here I was at eighteen years old, getting all these checks.

The year 2016 was a year of revolutionary event, a year of great change, worthy of note in the history of our Party and country.

A cigarette in the hands of a Hollywood star onscreen is a gun aimed at a 12- or 14-year-old.