Top 1200 Two-Year-Old Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

Imagine a 15-year-old kid saying, 'I have two moms - it's cool.' I don't fear that at all.

There's no idea that can't be explained to a thoughtful 14-year-old. If the thoughtful 14-year-old doesn't get it, it is your fault, not the 14-year-old's.

I couldn't comprehend a 35-year-old woman gravitating toward a 70-year-old man.

Mum said earlier what a lovely dress you’re wearing.” Beryl’s eyebrows wriggled like two tiny tapeworms. “This?” she said. “But I’ve had this for years.” It was a beige dress that would have looked better on an eighty year-old. Any eighty-year-old, man or woman. “I think you’ve really grown into it,” Valkyrie said. “I always thought it was a little shapeless.” Valkyrie resisted the urge to say that was what she meant.

I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius.

I like to joke that I already married a 26-year-old and divorced a 29-year-old, so I wasn't going to do that again when I got remarried.

I see the mind of the five-year-old as a volcano with two vents: destructiveness and creativeness.

I have gone from being a 21-year-old with wide eyes to a 24-year-old woman. With success comes a lot of responsibility and power.

You can't live like a monk if you have two five-year-old twins. That ain't happening. Just the opposite, actually.

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.

When I look in the mirror, I sometimes think I'm getting old, but then I have two generations behind me so that helps puts things into perspective. I am a grandmother now, but at least my nine-year-old grandson Jude calls me Glamma and not Granny.

The gut-feel of the 55-year old trader is more important than the mathematical elegance of the 25-year old genius.

When I naturally write a story and I feel that the guy is sitting across the table from the girl and flirting with her... I think, 'God, that can't be me' because I'm just too old for that part. You need a 30-year-old or a 35-year-old for that part. And so I've given myself less and less roles.

My 22-year-old [son] can see everything I've done, but my 15-year-old hasn't been able to see anything, at all. But yeah, I hope I'm a super cool dad.

I think I need a little break. I've got a two-year old. I'll be part of The Leisure Class for a while.

The female attention I have to struggle hardest with is from my two-year-old daughter.

Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.

An 18-year-old is good enough for our business, and we can teach them engineering in two years.

Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around.

I'm a computer freak. I'm on the Internet every night. Sometimes I play dungeons and dragons with 15-year-old boys who think I'm a 15-year-old boy with a weird vocabulary.

I'm currently raising a 15 year old son and an 18 year old daughter, which a guess is my punishment for a wild youth!

We're in a tough situation because of teenage children, and then we have a 2-year-old and a 5-year-old, so my family and my responsibilities is sort of a juggle.

As the population is, in general, aging, there is more interest in what a 50-year-old, a 60-year-old, a 70-year-old, an 80-year-old is like. And one of the things that just naturally started to happen as I got older - and I could feel younger people looking up to me in a certain way and wanting to know things that I knew - I got interested in the women, in particular, who were 20 years older than me. Because I understand in a way that I didn't 20, 30 years ago, how much they know.

I think there's an incredible luck or skill for a 45-year-old man to draw like a three-year-old.

My heart goes out to the grieving parents who lost their two-year-old or their newborn.

It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

You can open up a centenarian's brain, and you'll see some areas that look like that of a 50-year-old or of a 110-year-old. You can have variation in the basic process of aging, called senescence, in different parts of the same body.

What's the difference between a bright, inquisitive five-year-old, and a dull, stupid nineteen-year-old? Fourteen years of the British educational system.

I'm losing friendships over forgetting to get back to people. But you can't keep up with everything. I've got a 13-year-old, a nine-year-old and a baby.

People kept asking, Whats your market? Ive got no idea at all other than me, an eleven year old kid in a 56-year-old body. But there are a lot of us out there.

This week, a 95-year-old woman married a 98-year-old man to become the world's oldest newlyweds. They're registered at Bed, Sponge Bath and Beyond.

I'm not complicated at all. I say raps that your two-year-old son can learn.

The childbearing year is a thirteen month year: the two months before conception, the nine months of pregnancy, and the two months following the birth. The childbearing is a time of adjustments and fierce emotions. The childbearing year touches every season.

A 50-year-old company can innovate as well as two guys/gals in a garage.

People kept asking, 'What's your market?' I've got no idea at all other than me, an eleven year old kid in a 56-year-old body. But there are a lot of us out there.

In places where people read hardcover books and eat sushi, they're not signing a five-year-old up to tackle another five-year-old.

Tom Cruise only makes one or two film appearances a year. A baseball player can be the hero or the goat one-hundred and sixty-two times a year.

Now I have the voice of a 16-year-old. I'm looking for a doctor who could give me the body of a 16-year-old.

I just have the ability to make a four-year-old kid and a 50-year-old man feel good at the same time. I don't talk down or up. I'm just myself.

Whether you are a twelve-year-old princess or a twelve-year-old regular kid, you need to know you are loved and respected.

It strikes me as weird that a 25 year old man would even find a 16 year old attractive.

I have a three-year-old and a four-year-old at home, and my mornings are about just dealing with the fact of that. I oddly enjoy it.

If you have a 2 or 3 year old who is not talking, you must start an early intervention program. The worst thing you can do with an autistic 3 year old is to do nothing.

A 45-year old looks a lot like a 25-year old who's been out all night. And feels just as good about having survived the experience.

Having a two-year-old son is challenging, and my missus is only 21, so we're both young, and it is difficult.

I know that in order to be considered successful, you're supposed to do two or three movies a year. I only work once every year-and-a-half, sometimes two years. I have children to raise.

Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.

The 18-year-old me wouldn't understand the 43-year-old me because then I wanted to travel and see the world. But I love being home.

The death of a 20-year-old woman is intuitively worse than that of a 2-month-old girl, even though the baby has had less life. The 20-year-old has a much more developed personality than the infant, and has drawn upon the investment of others to begin as-yet-unfulfilled projects.

Everyone wants something that'll appeal to, like, 13-year-olds to 18-year-olds. Especially working in television and trying to pitch shows, they're like, 'We definitely want something that a 14-year-old will be, like, super-psyched about.' And I'm like, 'I don't know if my reality is appealing to a 14-year-old.'

A two-and-a-half-year-old is pretty experienced at making a mess, anyway.

When we look at 105-year-old people around the world, they carry the diverse gut microbiome of 30-year-old people.

Inside I feel much like a 12-year-old or a 17-year-old who knows big words.

Inside every seventy-year-old is a thirty-five-year-old asking, 'What happened?

My wife and I are parents to a 4 year old and a 2 year old. It's really important for me to always be there for bath time and breakfast time and on the weekends.

It is so much easier to try to help a six-month-old child or a six-year-old child than it is a 16-year-old troubled kid.

A 17-year-old girl in Australia hacked into my e-mail while I was on it, Then a 15-year-old girl in England did the same thing.