Top 1200 Two-Year-Old Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

You're going to learn that one of the most brutal things in the world is your average nineteen-year-old American boy.

I am not a 34-year-old manager trying to make my way in the game; I have been around a long time.

Marriage is a pretty amazing thing when you think about it. For two people to live together for so long under the same roof is a big accomplishment. Fifty-year anniversaries are becoming extinct, yet again proving that long marriages deserve awards and praise. Sometimes I see old people in restaurants sitting together eating their meals and I watch them. Sometimes it makes me sad. They don't even talk. Is it because they have nothing else to say, or can they simply read each other's mind by now?

I have brothers and was a tomboy, if that's still a designation. It wasn't a stretch for me to think and write as a 13-year-old boy - it is freeing.

The Constitution is a 200-year-old parchment, simply because we digitize the words should not suggest their meanings change.

I used to get two racquets a year. As you can imagine, they didn't last me too long.

What I need is for comics to not cheapen out and just do what they think a bunch of bloodthirsty 15 year old fans want.

You lay out a plan and - say a three-year plan or a two-year plan - and say, 'This is what we can do. We can do the transportation packages, like the highway bill and the water bill, and we can do some of these other areas - a farm bill - whatever it is, we lay out a schedule, and we put that committee to work to do that.'

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

We'd be in his office playing with trucks as a six-year-old while he's negotiating deals with presidents of major companies.

I'm glad this whole success thing is happening now. I can't even imagine a 23-year-old Leslie in this position.

January. It was all things. And it was one thing, like a solid door. Its cold sealed the city in a gray capsule. January was moments, and January was a year. January rained the moments down, and froze them in her memory: [...]Every human action seemed to yield a magic. January was a two-faced month, jangling like jester's bells, crackling like snow crust, pure as any beginning, grim as an old man, mysteriously familiar yet unknown, like a word one can almost but not quite define.

I wrote 'Zeuglodon' on a whim. I found myself writing the voice of an 11-year-old girl. I don't know why.

The Hulk is rage personified, just, "I don't like something. Break it." And that's a great concept for a seven- or eight-year-old.

I have this sense of humour which is about as sophisticated as a seven-year-old schoolboy. I get very overexcited and silly.

All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. I'm having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have.

I was 38 when 'Not Going Out' began, and I was playing a 34-year-old who had a thing about his landlady.

My sister is three years older and super foxy, and I always looked like a 50 year old woman.

Ten million 16-year-old girls would sell their right arm to live the life that I've had.

I have this theory about us. When we started writing our own songs, we were 17 years old. When you're 17, you write songs for other 17-year-olds. We stopped growing musically when we were 17. We still write songs for 17-year-olds.

There's a lot of middle school behavior in Washington, D.C. I look at that and I say, 'I've seen that before,' it was just with a 14-year-old.

This idea you're going to take a 50-year-old coal miner and turn them into a software engineer is ridiculous.

Marshes that are stagnant and have no outlets either by rivers or ditches, like the Pomptine marshes, merely putrefy as they stand, emitting heavy, unhealthy vapors. A case of a town built in such a spot was Old Salpia in Apulia ... Year after year there was sickness, until finally the suffering inhabitants came with a public petition to Marcus Hostilius and got him to agree to seek and find them a proper place to which to remove their city.

When I was at school, one of my teachers had two statements hanging from the board all year: 'Be observant' and 'Be empathetic.'

From my freshman year to my junior year, I've increased my receptions every year.

It is impossible to grow weary of a sport that is never the same on any two days of the year.

Every acorn on the ground is just as alive as the three-hundred-year-old oak tree that towers over it.

At first, after my freshman year, it was kind of a joke, going into my sophomore year like, 'Hey, I wanna graduate in three years, two-and-a-half.' And we were just kind of playing with it, added some extra classes in, and then once I finished that following spring going into that next summer, it was just like, 'Hey, I can actually do it.'

I think there are only two things you should really expect Congress to do.One is to pass a short-term funding bill, because it's not in their political interest to shut down the government when the fiscal year comes into effect, the new fiscal year, on October 1. The second thing, I think, is Zika funding. This has been put off and off for months and months.

I'm 17 years old and there are many great things ahead. If I don't win the U.S. Open this year, it's not going to be a disaster in my life.

I can do a 'Maxim' shoot and be super sexy, but I'm also just a 21-year-old girl, and I look 17 sometimes.

In the United States, the last recorded clitoridectomy for curing masturbation was performed in 1948--on a five year old girl.

We are at that very point in time when a 400-year old age is rattling in its death bed and another is struggling to be born.

I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?

For a young player, it's important to have people around you other than yourself. You're immature as an 18- or 19-year-old.

My in-laws don't let me do much household chores so maximum of time is devoted to my four-year-old son Kabir.

It has been so long since Liverpool won the title, I was a 12-year-old Everton fan the last time it happened.

I've spent my entire life in Kolkata. My nine-year-old daughter, Hiya, studies here. My wife Mohua is a teacher.

If it would destroy [a 12-year-old boy] to be called a girl, what are we then teaching him about girls?

Software development, like professional sports, has a way of making thirty-year-old men feel decrepit.

I still feel like the 10-year-old dancing in front of her mirror, mostly to 'No Strings Attached.'

When I was 6 years old I went to my first A's game at the Coliseum. It was the 1982 season and the A's went on to finish fifth in the American League West that year.

When I walk into a video arcade filled with 16- or 17-year-old boys, I may as well be Marilyn Monroe.

I was so lucky to walk away with two Super Bowls and know that the last year was positive.

You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year.

I only get home two or three weeks a year. I'm always on the road filming.

Some critics are emotionally desiccated, personally about as attractive as a year-old peach in a single girl's refrigerator.

When I went to Real Madrid, I was only 18 or 19 years old. It was my first year as a professional footballer. I was very young.

When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl.

At the end of the tour last year, I was completely fried. I felt my soul was begging me to give it a release. Two long trips to Costa Rica and to Iceland I've made were the best things I could have ever done for myself and you see it with the songs I wrote before I left and the songs I wrote after - there are two different Kips in there.

Society has made us believe you should look like an 18-year-old model all your life.

As cricketers we're judged on the average we have from being a 21-year-old who's just come into international cricket to the day you retire.

An eighty-nine year old kid from Boston playing a blues in New Orleans takes a lot of chutzpah.

My parents split when I was one-year old and I haven't lived with my father since. He is a creative spirit and has always cherished his independence.

I lived with a 60-year-old chaperone, and drinking, swearing and smoking were absolutely forbidden - even in the house.

My New Year's resolution is to cut my diet sodas down to two cans a day!

It is wrong to take an 18-year-old boy or girl and arm them with machine guns and make them the almighty king of some little Arab village. No young man, and no old man either, should have so much power over the life and death of so many helpless individuals. It is corrupting. It sometimes provokes desperate, savage and indiscriminate violence among the occupied.

So it's really nice after about a year and a half to get back on stage and flex those old muscles.

If I saw my 15-year-old self now, I'd think I wasn't that bad, but back then I perceived myself as awful.

I think I made more money when I was lifeguarding at 15 years old than I did on my first year at 'SNL.'