Top 1200 Two Year Olds Quotes & Sayings - Page 11

If I physically made every work myself, I would get only one or two paintings done a year, if that.

I went through elementary school being bullied and teased. I remember someone - I can't recall his name, but I can see his face - who decided on the school bus, when I was ten or eleven, to call me "Percy." That was somehow supposed to connect to the fact that I wasn't very athletic. I was, in fact, also not very coordinated. I was not very masculine, by the standards of ten-year-olds. I remember being on the school bus and everyone chanting, "Percy! Percy! Percy!" at me.

I try to make two movies a year. To me, that's not too much. On top of that, I like to work.

I meditate two hours a day, and every year I do one big long meditation course. I love it, and I'm really into it.

The world spends two trillion dollars a year on military, and of that two trillion the United States spends one trillion. We have a bigger military than the rest of the world put together. We have 150 foreign military bases.

In the morning, I'm juicing two apples, two carrots, two celery, two beets, two ginger. I'm drinking that every morning to try to keep the cancer away.

I'll be 56 this year, I've got two kids, and I think it's probably time to go back to writing one-glove jokes.

If people give me a year or two of their best effort, then I am their friend for life.

I have a two-year-old who just turned three, and my four-year-old just turned five. I have the same irrational feelings taking them to pre-school. It's this charged combination of stress and joy and anxiety and excitement. When they're away, you've got a sudden loss of purpose and this ever-present fear about the kid's welfare. The departure of our children from our nest is not an easy thing.

In school, I was a genius of the year preceding the year I was in, every year.

You can't live like a monk if you have two five-year-old twins. That ain't happening. Just the opposite, actually.

Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.

We worked under a lot of pressure... three days to do an episode, sometimes two in a week, 39 episodes a year

I had a 10-year heroin habit and kicked that. Then I became an alcoholic. I drank two fifth's a day.

Everybody who know Rick Ross know that, for one, I love creating music, and one of the biggest impacts we have on the game was the fact that when we came into the game, artists was waiting two to three years to put out albums. I was one of the few that put out an album every year along with two or three mixtapes.

The year has held its ups and downs for me; I'm sure it has for you, too. I'm counting on the year ending on a note of joy (and gingerbread!) and look forward to a new year brimming with promise and peace.

Having a two-year-old son is challenging, and my missus is only 21, so we're both young, and it is difficult.

I think that after Church got his Ph.D. he studied in Europe, maybe in the Netherlands, for a year or two.

The most useful form of time travel would be to go back a year or two and rectify the mistakes we made.

Where are the one billion people who lived and breathed in the year 1800, only two short centuries ago?

One or two of these scoundrel statesmen should be shot once a-year, just to keep the others on their good behavior.

I'm really in no one city more than two months during the year. I'm constantly having to readapt my eye to new locations.

It was kind of easier for me to do records that didn't take a year or two years of my life to write and to make.

I've lived for two years in Croatia, one year in Japan, Brazil, Spain, and all those different countries.

I feel as if God had, by giving the Sabbath, given fifty-two springs in every year.

My mother graduated from high school in 1969, and on January 3, 1971, she gave birth to me. She was married later that year, but by the time I was 10, she was a divorced single mother of two young boys. To make ends meet, we moved in with my grandparents, who were also housing two of my mother's siblings and their kids.

We experimented and we experienced many altered states of awareness. We used the power plants. I did that for a year or two.

My second freshman year of college, that's year two of seven, my father got very sick and though he was going to die. He gave me a Rolex, a bottom of the line one. I wore that watch everyday. He didn't die. On my 40th birthday, he gave me a very nice Rolex that belonged to him. That's the one thing we connect on: the watch.

For a lot of guys in this league, it's confidence - once they play a year or two, they start to figure it out.

In my first year, I won the Premier League, and two cups after that, so I learned a lot from my experience in England, and I think it was all positive.

It is evil to justify killing (unborn babies) by the happy outcome of eternity for the one killed. This same justification could be used to justify killing one-year olds, or any heaven-bound believer for that matter. The Bible asks the question: "Shall we sin that grace may abound?" (Romans 6:1) And: "Shall we do evil that good may come?" (Romans 3:8). In both cases the answer is a resounding NO. It is presumption to step into God's place and try to make the assignments to heaven or to hell. Our duty is to obey God, not to play God.

Usually, a model gets two to three seasons, or a year and a half, and that's it - you're done. For me, it will be 10 years.

It's a good thing god doesn't let you look a year or two into the future, or you might be sorely tempted to shoot yourself.

You might have two years probation and do good for a whole year, and you make one mistake, and you got to start over.

We worked under a lot of pressure... three days to do an episode, sometimes two in a week, 39 episodes a year.

Most of my books are a two-year project. I tend to follow my heart and my mind and research materials where they take me.

I love the Potter films. I found them the most wonderful sort of escapism every year or two.

I was always a big fan of waiting a year of two to groom an NFL quarterback; let him learn and mature.

Dr. Leonard Shlain, chairman of laparoscopic surgery at California Pacific Medical Center, said they took some four and five year-olds and gave them video games and asked them to figure out how to play them without instructions. Then they watched their brain activity with real-time monitors. At first, when they were figuring out the games, he said, the whole brain lit up. But by the time they knew how to play the games, the brain went dark, except for one little point.

I love Spain. I go back two or three times a year usually to visit friends and ride horses.

My first two years, with Metro, were quite unproductive. Then I had a year at Columbia that was a complete disaster.

We all know that there are these exemplars who can take the toughest students, and they'll teach them two-and-a-half years of math in a single year.

I've probably gone a month or two without playing guitar, just because I've gotten so burnt on it touring all year or whatever.

I love Roald Dahl, Sharon Olds, Nizar Qabbani, who is a poet, and Junot Diaz.

When I am home for like a two-year stretch, I get antsy, because I want to work.

I feel that the year ahead for me will be full of two of my favorite things: dance and acting.

An 18-year-old is good enough for our business, and we can teach them engineering in two years.

I think I need a little break. I've got a two-year old. I'll be part of The Leisure Class for a while.

Right up till the 1980s, SF envisioned giant mainframe computers that ran everything remotely, that ingested huge amounts of information and regurgitated it in startling ways, and that behaved (or were programmed to behave) very much like human beings... Now we have 14-year-olds with more computing power on their desktops than existed in the entire world in 1960. But computers in fiction are still behaving in much the same way as they did in the Sixties. That's because in fiction [artificial intelligence] has to follow the laws of dramatic logic, just like human characters.

One of my resolutions is to quit smoking. I've tried for the past two years, but this year I am going to stick with it.

Jimmy Page is an excellent producer. Led Zeppelin I and II are classics. As a player he's very good in the studio, but I've never seen him play well live. He's sloppy. He plays like he's got a broken hand and he's two years old. If you put out a good album and play like a two year old, what's the purpose?

I probably tweet one or two things a year. Some guys use it for publicity... I'm not going to put myself out there.

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

I've seen it happen with other directors. Sometimes there's a period where, if they're lucky, they get the financing where they can make two films in a year.

When I started out, Jay Leno used to say you're not as good as you think you can be until at least your sixth year. I was like, what the hell is he talking about? 'Cause I was in my third year, and I thought, 'I got this.' I kept videos of myself performing, and in my fifth year I watched my third year and realized he couldn't have been more right.

My last two years at Buffalo, I've had so many trade requests. Rumors every year.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

And anyway, the truth isn't all that great. I mean, what's the truth? Planes falling out of the sky. Buses blowing up and ripping little kids into millions of pieces. Twelve-year-olds raping people and then shooting them in the head so they can't tell. I can't watch the news anymore or look at the papers. It's like whoever sits up there in Heaven has this big bag of really crappy stuff, and once or twice a day she or he reaches in and sprinkles a little bit of it over the world and makes everything crazy, like fairy dust that's past its expiration date.

A lot of people say, 'Wow, you're a single father of twin boys, that's crazy!' Two toddlers can get hectic, but I wouldn't change it for anything. Every day they teach me different things. The love is there. When you have a two-year-old saying every other hour, 'Papi, te amo. Papi, I love you,' it can't get better.