Top 1200 Uncle Eddie Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

Eddie's up there. He's lyin' to somebody, he's cheatin' somebody, and he's stolen all of our hearts.

No family is complete without an embarrassing uncle.

My uncle was a photographer for 'The Irish Times.'

In my world, before I knew about Eddie Van Halen, I was playing piano, and at that point in my teenage life, I thought he was just a guitar player.

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.

You can't save a person who doesn't want to be saved. It was like Mr. Eddie always told the new gardeners: Everybody's got to kill their own snakes.

I wasn't an Uncle Tom and I never was gonna be.

It's hard to say this about a guy like Eddie Van Halen, one of the greatest guitar players who ever lived, but he's really limited to a style and they're locked into it.

I was 2 when my parents - actress Connie Stevens and singer Eddie Fisher - divorced. I was too young to experience the pain of their split, but it was rough growing up with a father who wasn't there.

What people don’t understand is that it wasn’t about Dean or Eddie, it was about whether or not I was in the right place.

Eddie Murphy is just so off-the-cuff and can make anything funny. You hope that someday you'll acquire that skill, but maybe you're born with that.

Aaron Rodgers is going to spell ‘relax’ with R-U-N…You’re going to see a lot of Eddie Lacy.

Being an uncle brings me utter joy.

It's part of our nature. As much as I love (brother and guitarist Eddie), if you put us in a room with no one else for 15 minutes, we'd be at each other's throats.

Look how successful Eddie Jones was, then all of a sudden a training camp is wrong and it's his fault. The same with Stuart Lancaster.

I have this connection, but I want my story, my legacy, not the same as Eddie Guerrero, not the same as Rey Mysterio, different.

It would be nice to crack America, but I need the opponent to do that. If Eddie Chambers is the best American heavyweight they can dig up, it's a very sad state of affairs.

There's no great guitarist that doesn't sit down and listen to Chet Atkins and Eddie Van Halen, and all these other great players.

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.

At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.

I always thought Uncle Vanya could be a stoned masterpiece.

Eddie [Murphy] is an icon. He's one of the reason why I started doing comedy in the beginning. He opened a lot of doors for black people.

As the older brother, I was expected to make sure no one messed with Eddie when he went to the park. He didn't have to deal with anyone saying, 'I'll get you after school.'

I was more influenced by players like Randy Rhoads and Eddie Van Halen than by the guys in southern rock bands.

I am the cool uncle!

I was raised with Eddie Fisher as a father and Connie Stevens as a mother. It was sort of hard for me to pick anything else, because this was the life I knew.

I admire Eddie Van Halen and Steve Lukather, but they might blow me away quite easily if we were to jam together.

I never want people to say, 'Oh, another Eddie Rabbitt record.' Each has to have a little different approach than the others.

I remember listening to Eddie Murphy's Delirious on cassette tape - you might have to explain what that is to your younger demographic - with my father. I wanted to make people laugh that hard.

However, the daily life of the slaves in the South, as observed by many travelers, was obscured for all time by the relentless promotion of a single book, Harriet Beecher Stowe's "Uncle Tom's Cabin." Even today, any black who dares to say that perhaps we are not as badly off as our brethren in the jungles of Africa is hooted down as an "Uncle Tom." [...] It was no accident that Harriet Beecher Stowe's book became the greatest best seller of its time - it was tirelessly promoted throughout the entire nation, in the most successful book promotion campaign in our history.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy.

I grew up with my friends, wrestling around, imitating guys like Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio, Chris Jericho, Dean Malenko.

I think a lot of modern day guitarists start off playing like Eddie van Halen, and they don't take the time to learn the basics.

If I could work with Eddie Murphy on 'SNL,' I think I could quit comedy forever. For me and my generation, he's God.

My own son called me Eddie Murphy's brother once. Once.

On 'Shrek,' Eddie Murphy was locked in as the donkey before we'd even designed the donkey.

My uncle always said that I could have been a rancher.

What people don't understand is that it wasn't about Dean or Eddie, it was about whether or not I was in the right place.

Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.

Best two rock voices I've heard in a last few years both have been from grunge bands: it's Eddie Vedder and the other one is Chris Cornell from Soundgarden.

I liked being Eddie the Eagle, but I also like being Michael Edwards, plasterer and general builder.

Eddie Marsan is just my favourite actor of all time. I love everything he's been in, so it's a dream come true to work with him.

Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.

I come from a duo, actually, quite literally. My parents are Linda and Eddie, and they had an act in Vegas called 'Love's Way.'

I grew up on WWE. Eddie Guerrero is my everything. He's my hero, as are Shawn Michaels and Tiger Mask. I tried to model myself after them.

My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the better. We love Eddie Izzard.

Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!

Some of my favorite actors are Gene Wilder and Eddie Murphy back in the day - that's mainly what me and my brothers watched when we were kids.

My uncle used to love me, but she died.

The Republican Party is the party of Eddie Haskell and the principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I'm not a natural comedian, as an artist. I studied comedy growing up. I would watch Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence, all day.

As far as we know, everyone’s right— Strigoi don’t want to hang out in Palm Springs.” Eddie became about one percent less tense.

I don't like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it.

I'm trying to be the best uncle I can be.

It's amazing. I love being an uncle.

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

My dad, my uncle and my whole family loves football.