Top 978 Uncle Vernon Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

I grew up watching and learning from the ultimate partnership, and that is of my father and late uncle.

My uncle used to take me out at night shooting rabbits.

When I was born, I was given to my uncle and aunt to raise as their kid because they couldn't have kids.

Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake

As a child singer, I never sang a single track for my father or uncle.

If you're not a parent, if you're an aunt or uncle or neighbor, books are an amazing gift.

An uncle gave me a side drum and my mother decided I should have lessons.

I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them.

I developed the habit of writing novels behind a closed door, or at my uncle's, on the dining table.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

I received my Greetings from Uncle Sam in May 1943. I applied for the Air Force.

My uncle was a second father to me. I spent most of my childhood with him.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

I don't leave things like recovery to chance! I have learned from the best, after all - my father and uncle!

I have an uncle who lived to 101, and my father died at 95, so I have a second career ahead of me.

My favorite lie was the online rumor that Bruce Willis was my uncle. That's hilarious.

I've always been close to my family. I've got a lot of nieces and nephews, but I'm a good uncle.

Trying to be like my uncle, because I was an only child. He and my cousins were everything to me.

I lost a great uncle in World War II who was with the Royal Canadian Air Force.

My great uncle fought in WWI. His stories fascinated me.

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

When Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy.

I broke my uncle's toy as a kid and never told him about it.

I always thought Uncle Vanya could be a stoned masterpiece.

My father had put these things on the table. I looked at him standing by the sink. He was washing his hands, splashing water on his face. My mamma left us. My brother, too. And now my feckless, reckless uncle had as well. My pa stayed, though. My pa always stayed. I looked at him. And saw the sweat stains on his shirt. And his big, scarred hands. And his dirty, weary face. I remembered how, lying in my bed a few nights before, I had looked forward to showing him my uncle's money. To telling him I was leaving. And I was so ashamed.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I'm not an Uncle Tom. . .. I'm going to be here for 40 years. For those who don't like it, get over it.

I have an uncle in Jamaica who's an OG producer/songwriter over there, Mikey Bennett.

I learned from my uncle that jazz, like symphony music, was built to last.

I spent a lot of time on farms when I was young. My uncle and my dad owned a big farm.

I see my uncle as an idol, someone I have always looked up to as a footballer.

Uncle Fester brought me back with the young group. He was very 'in' with the teens.

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

Jello's Biafra kind of like my weird, retarded uncle. He's part of the family.

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west.

My daddy was a minister, my grandfather was a voodoo priest, my uncle was a mason; I was raised with a lot of studies.

I have six siblings but grew up an only child. I was adopted by my aunt and uncle.

When I was kid, my uncle had a grocery store. I remember the smell of the sawdust on the floor.

My uncle used to say, 'You'll go on and become the dream of the family.' That's how I got my name.

My uncle is a mechanic, and I wish I had paid more attention, but I never did.

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

My father, obviously, and my mother were inspirations. My uncle, Frank Harper, he was an absolute mentor for me.

I still see Prince George as my nephew, and I just want to be the best uncle possible.

I used to sing songs and write with my uncle, Bill Owens.

My uncle has a VHS collection of over 20,000 films.

Richard Cromwell was not fit to wear the mantle of his uncle.

Someday you will know that the heart is not always as wise as it is strong. - Uncle Eddie

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

My uncle was almost hit by a sniper while dropping his son at basketball practice.

My paternal uncle and aunt have jobs, and they are the ones who feed the family with a regular income.

I had an uncle who adored Al Green. He was white, but he only listened to black music.

You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.

I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays.

The only TV show that I've been in that my uncle gives me recognition for is 'Doctor Who.'

My casting in 'Uncle On The Rocks' is like Rajpal Yadav being cast as Shahenshah or Akbar.

George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.

My grandparents met each other in amateur theatre. My uncle is an actor.

Growing up, my uncle had a snake and I always thought they were really interesting.

It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we do the best that we can.

My earliest memories are of traveling from Jacksonville, Florida, to visit my uncle and his family in Tallahassee.